In a routine surgery in the abdomen of the mother of the worst President ever George W Bush, doctors uncovered the remains of the twin of President Bush.
The deformed and long dead fetus has been subjected to numerous genetic tests and experts conclude that the homunculus Bush would have been a highly superior President to the worst President ever Bush.
Geneticist and Presidential expert, I. Plage Gerize claims that her exhaustive tests of the homunculus showed a much higher IQ than Bush and an extremely superior level of emotional and compassionate intelligence compared to the President,. Dr Gerize admitted that similar tests performed on rocks had very similar results when measured against Bush
