Crude Futures Skyrocket!

Funny story written by Pointer

Friday, 18 April 2008

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Crude Displays Dominate Futures Market!

The Futures market involves big gambles on the direction of particular commodity prices down the proverbial road. Investors bet on wheat, wheels and winter barley and the prices at which these products will sell at some future date. This week the worldwide futures markets made enormous bets of the future of crude.

Crude language, crude behavior, crudités, and really crude displays attracted deep pocketed investors who normally would have been casually playing pocket pool.

Wall Street futures investment guru, Bostonian Crystal Balls predicted that the capitalist economies and their ever growing collection of colonies and subsidiaries will continue to be wicked crude.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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