Daniel Radcliffe Sucks His Friends' Pricks

Written by Jesus Budda

Friday, 18 April 2008

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"Anybody like their prick sucked?"

Harry Potter plank of wood, Daniel Radcliffe (or Pinnochio to his boyfriends) has told interviewers that he has a fondness for blood and often will suck on the pricked fingers of gardener friends while they trim roses.

Speaking at a press conference for the opening of hot new teen magazine 'Desperate Tweenz', Radcliffe made the statement while discussing his hobbies.

"I'm an avid gardener. I get it from my mother", said the bespectacled lad, "but often I prick my fingers on the thorns of beautiful red roses. I've developed a fondness for blood from the sucking

"Sometimes I'll jump out of the bushes when my male friends are least expecting it and they'll cut their fingers. Then I suck them. It's harmless and just a bit of fun".

Danny boy says that his friends have even taken to calling him by a nickname:

"They call me 'little prick'", he gushed, "it's because of my habit. Well at least I think that's why..."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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