A new survey commissioned by the County of Los Angeles has discovered that a whopping 96.7% of the citizens of the city believe they live in a smelly, concrete covered, rat infested hellhole, with little or no attractive vegetation and can't understand why anyone would want to visit.
Survey Sample
Do you enjoy a crime-free existence?
Yes: 1.81%
No: 25%
Don't Know: 0.58%
Qué?: 72.51%
Have you or any member of your family used city recreational facilities in the past year?
Yes: 0.0021%
No: 22.1%
Don't Know: 0.58%
Qué?: 72.51%
Do you believe you and your family live in a smelly, concrete covered, rat infested hellhole with little or no attractive vegetation and can't understand why anyone would want to visit?
Yes: 96.7%
No: 1.8%
Don't Know: 0.58%
Qué?: 0%
