There was a blood bath in Trumpton today when pigs from a farm in Chigley escaped, and had to be humanely destroyed.
Speaking to us earlier popular local eccentric Windy Miller said: 'Man, you know, it was dreadful, it really was. There was blood everywhere, and those pigs, man, they were just vicious, they just went for it'
Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb were lighting up Trumpton's barbecue for a pig roast. A police enquiry will later be carried out into why the farm's gate was left open, and why there was a strong smell of paraffin at the farm, and why the farmer had been speaking to his insurance agent for a day beforehand.
