Sugar, a retired Donkey is to sue Ronan Keating for the Lion's share of his royalties, claiming to have sung the lead vocals on the vast majority of Keating's singles.
Sugar, speaking from his retirement stables, which he shares with Black Beauty and Mr Ed said: 'People thought it was Keating, but it was actually me. They just speeded me up a bit. All of those shh sounds in Boyzones version of 'When the going gets tough, the tough get going was me. Nobody believed me though, they would all rather believe it was the Irish charmer Keating rather than a Donkey, and at least Keating was house trained'.
Ronan Keating was not available for comment, but was later seen purchasing laxatives, carrots and sugar cubes.
