Writer Arrested For Predicting Future

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Tuesday, 18 September 2007

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Las Vegas, New England, Peru (IP) - A writer from was arrested for predicting the future without a permit.

TheSpoof news stories involved are: NFL to Feature Dog Fights at games, Bin Ladin (OJ) Arrested in Las Vegas, and Aurigid Meteor Shower Creates Giant Crater, Meteor Bounces Off Lake Okeechobee and other meteorite stories.

The NFL story talks about New England Patriots cheating weeks before the story broke out this week.

Bin Ladin arrested in Las Vegas translates into O.J. Simpson arrested in Las Vegas. This story was written about a week or so before OJ got busted in Las Vegas.

The meteorite stories translate into the latest story of odors from meteorite making Peruvian villagers sick.

Drugtestallpoliticians, who writes for, was just released from jail after posting bond. He had been held there, incommunicado, for predicting the future without the proper government permit.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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