Satan Linked To Murdoch

Funny story written by Lance Boil

Tuesday, 18 September 2007

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It has been revealed today that the respected demon, Satan - born, Lucifer - has worked with the media mogul Rupert Murdoch. Satan, who is a highly powered business in the 'Sin' trade, is alleged to have taken a loan of Murdoch's soul, in exchange for key assets.

"It is obvious," A spokesman told us today, "That Satan and Murdoch have traded. Look at the rise in Murdoch's greed stocks."

Satan today admitted to a 'tenuous link' with Murdoch, but denied that they were friends.

"In my business you do not make friends," Satan stated today.

Nevertheless, both men are proud members of the Corrupt Bastards Club, and if these claims are revealed to be true then Satan is likely to lose key assets in the Greed and Lust trades, businesses in which he has allegedly traded with Murdoch.

Murdoch himself is reported to be taking intimate photographs of his home and family for the inevitable exclusive in his papers.

"I can't help myself," He is said to have sobbed.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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