Funny story - Jennifer Lopez Addresses The Butt Reduction Skuttlebutt

Jennifer Lopez Addresses The Butt Reduction Skuttlebutt

NEW YORK CITY - J.Lo is used to hearing all kinds of rumors about just about every part of her body. She recently sat down with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors at a Pompous Pizza Parlor and talked about the fact that there is never a shortage of rumor...

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Funny story - Did Kellie Pickler Have Breast Augmentation Surgery?

Did Kellie Pickler Have Breast Augmentation Surgery?

Last month, when American Idol runner-up appeared on American television's top rated show, the changes were enormous. She sidestepped questions, however, about whether or not she had gone through breast augmentation surgery. Yesterday, she appe...

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Funny story - Gay American Idol naked photos published on internet

Gay American Idol naked photos published on internet

Cyberspace - (Bare Faced Cheek Mess): Gay American Idol semi-finalist David Hernandez's nude lapdancing photos have flooded the net after appreciative fans from Phoenix's Dick's Cabaret & Strip Club mounted a spirited ca...

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Funny story - American Idol Has Found The Next Kellie Pickler - Vanessa Wolfe

American Idol Has Found The Next Kellie Pickler - Vanessa Wolfe

ATLANTA - American Idol never fails to deliver. For those individuals who have been wondering who is going to be the next Kellie Pickler, well you can stop wondering. Simon Cowell and company have found her. She's 19-year-old Tennessee girl Vaness...

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Funny story - Alaina Alexander Second American Idol Contestant with Hot, Naked Internet Pictures

Alaina Alexander Second American Idol Contestant with Hot, Naked Internet Pictures

American Idol top 24 finalist Alaina Alexander became the second contestant to have nude photos of her posted on the internet (after Antonella Barba). These, however, were posted on her own My Space website by herself and her agent. She claimed on...

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Funny story - John Kerry to Guest-Judge American Idol Finale

John Kerry to Guest-Judge American Idol Finale

In a move that has America reeling, potential Democratic presidential nominee John "Big-Head and Yes I am part Jewish and I'm married to a wealthy woman" Kerry has decided to be a guest judge on American Idol for the Tuesday finale.

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Funny story - American Idol’s “Sing-at-Home” Show Was a Tremendous Success

American Idol’s “Sing-at-Home” Show Was a Tremendous Success

HOLLYWOOD – The producers of American Idol are high-fiving each other, as their idea to have all 20 singers perform in the privacy of their own homes hit it out of the ballpark. The show’s host, Ryan Seacrest, said he was amazed at how smoothly th...

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Funny story - American Idol judge Simon Cowell had affair with David Hernandez!

American Idol judge Simon Cowell had affair with David Hernandez!

In an incident that will take the stripping world and the musical world by storm, E! News has recently revealed* that American Idol music contestant (ex music contestant a day after this article is published)

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Funny story - Kelly Pickler's Vagina, Exposed

Kelly Pickler's Vagina, Exposed

Kelly Pickler, 5th runner up in last years American Idol contest has been unfairly left out of any vagina stories as of this article. We're about to put this oversight to rest here and now.

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Funny story - Tatiana Del Toro Wants To Date Kevin Skinner

Tatiana Del Toro Wants To Date Kevin Skinner

LOS ANGELES - UPI has just announced that American Idol reject Tatiana Del Toro wants to go out on a date with America's Got Talent contestant Kevin Skinner. Del Toro supposedly told her hair stylist, Slicky Pomade of Pomona, that she is tired of...

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Funny story - Was Antonella Barba kicked off American Idol because she sucked or because she blew?

Was Antonella Barba kicked off American Idol because she sucked or because she blew?

Last night Antonella Barba finally went down and the question on everybody,s lips was ....did she suck or did she blow?...

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Funny story - American Idol Dumps Paula Abdul

American Idol Dumps Paula Abdul

HOLLYWOOD - An assistant to one of the producers of American Idol has stated that Paula Abdul will not be back for a ninth season of American Idol. Colleen Schembechler, 29, said that Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson, and Kara DioGuardi have all been g...

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Funny story - Kara DioGuardi Slips into Depression after Casey James Leaves Idol

Kara DioGuardi Slips into Depression after Casey James Leaves Idol

Los Angeles, CA - Casey James was finally voted off American Idol, leaving Lee DeWyze and Crystal Bowersox as the two singers going into the final round. Casey, looking incredibly vulnerable and sad, took the mike one last time and sang an encore of...

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Funny story - Antonella Barba nude photos inspire Sony's new American i-Doll

Antonella Barba nude photos inspire Sony's new American i-Doll

Move over Barbie! Feck off Action Man! Sony are taking over the doll market and hoping to capitalise on the massive success of singer and part time whore Antonella Barba.

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Funny story - "I'm Gay and proud of it!"- Ryan Seacrest

"I'm Gay and proud of it!"- Ryan Seacrest

Ryan Seacrest, American Idol host, has recently appeared on Fox News to admit his long-time romantic relationship with 'Idol' judge Simon Cowell. "It was a like a rollercoaster," he says, "there were times when we thought the r...

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Funny story - A Heartbroken Kate Gosselin Begs Steven Tyler To Take Her Back

A Heartbroken Kate Gosselin Begs Steven Tyler To Take Her Back

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin the star of two cancelled reality shows Jon and Kate Plus 8 and Kate Plus 8, says that having had those two shows cancelled was nowhere near as hurtful as having Steven Tyler break up with her. Gosselin sat in...

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Funny story - Blake Lewis Named the Real Winner of American Idol

Blake Lewis Named the Real Winner of American Idol

In a surprising turn of events, it was announced Wednesday that 25-year old Blake Lewis was the actual winner of American Idol.

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Funny story - American Idol Crowns 'Just Sam' the 2020 Winner!

American Idol Crowns 'Just Sam' the 2020 Winner!

HOLLYWOOD – Twenty-year-old former New York City subway singer 'Just Sam' has just been named the 2020 American Idol winner. One of the songs she sang was the Roberta Flack classic “Hey, Bro, Don’t Cha Be Touchin’ My Booty, Lessen You Wanna Get Yo...

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Funny story - Meet American Idol's New Judges: The U.S. Supreme Court

Meet American Idol's New Judges: The U.S. Supreme Court

Hollywood - With Steven Tyler, Jennifer Lopez and Randy Jackson dismissing themselves as American Idol judges, the show's producers have hired the U.S. Supreme Court to takeover all talent evaluations and rulings on the program. "Listen up, dogs,"...

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Funny story - American Idol – And Then There Were Only 7

American Idol – And Then There Were Only 7

HOLLYWOOD – This week’s show had more tears than Nicki Minag has butt cells. The singers all sang songs honoring their mothers on Mothers Day. Julia Gargoyle sang an old Temptations song, “My Mama She Done Gets Me - You Know What I’m Saying?”...

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