Jennifer Lopez Addresses The Butt Reduction Skuttlebutt
NEW YORK CITY - J.Lo is used to hearing all kinds of rumors about just about every part of her body. She recently sat down with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors at a Pompous Pizza Parlor and talked about the fact that there is never a shortage of rumor...
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Three American Idol Contestants Are Disqualified
BUENAS NOCHES, California – (Satire News) – The executives of the number one-rated singing show have informed the Hollywood media that they are very disappointed in the latest American Idol edition. Ipso Facto’s Fuchsia Garfunkel was told by an Am…
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Gay American Idol naked photos published on internet
Cyberspace - (Bare Faced Cheek Mess): Gay American Idol semi-finalist David Hernandez's nude lapdancing photos have flooded the net after appreciative fans from Phoenix's Dick's Cabaret & Strip Club mounted a spirited ca...
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American Idol's Scotty McCreery Addresses The Rumor That He Is The "Love Child" of President George W. Bush
LOS ANGELES - One of the American Idol final eleven contestants has finally decided to come forward and address some rumors that have been floating around for a few weeks now. Scotty McCreery, 17, recently called a press conference and told the me...
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American Idol judge Simon Cowell had affair with David Hernandez!
In an incident that will take the stripping world and the musical world by storm, E! News has recently revealed* that American Idol music contestant (ex music contestant a day after this article is published)
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American Idol Contestant Files a Lawsuit Against Katy Perry
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – There is a bit of concern in the world of American Idol as one of the contestants who was rejected is extremely upset with one of the show's judges. Contestant Birdy F. Kyrzyk from Prickly Pear, Arizona, told Hollywood…
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Low-Down on the Don Ho American Idol Conspiracy
Was Antonella Barba kicked off American Idol because she sucked or because she blew?
American Idol Reject Vanessa "Tennessee Girl" Wolfe Gets A Great Welcome Back Home Parade
Alaina and Shyamali Post Second Round of Nude Photos
Steven Tyler Agrees to Nude Shots in Playgirl
Diana Degarmo's Meltdown
Jennifer Lopez Denies She's Cheating On Her Boy-Toy
American Idol Down To The Final Two As Haley Reinhart Is Sent Back To Illinois
Naked American Idol Pictures Published From Newest Season, More on Way
American Idol Sends Kellie Pickler Wannabee Vanessa Wolfe Back To The Tennessee Farm
American Idol Kicks Little Aaron Kelly Back To High School
American Idol: Hollywood Week - Whining and Weeping Up A Storm
Cameraman Fired over Closeup of Siobhan Magnus' Whoo-Hoo
Los Angeles, CA - Last night's American Idol Finale wasn't without controversy. In fact, not long after the show started, the first of many "live" glitches occurred, and because of it, a cameraman lost his job. If you blinked, you probably mis...
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American Idol's David Archuleta dating British singer Adele
London, England - American Idol's David Cook singer of "Light On" has a girlfriend, the semi-talented singer Kimberly Caldwell, well apparently the 2nd place winner of Season 7 American Idol has is own warbling songstress. Reports are coming out...
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American Idol Votes for Jennifer Hudson Were Sent to a Blender
Last week, many American Idol fans were outraged when Jennifer Hudson was voted off the show. An investigation revealed that the votes for Hundson sent via text messaging were sent to an internet blender in Iowa, owned by local health nut Mavis Higg...
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Haley Scarnato to Sue Blake Lewis Over American Idol Shorts Stitch-up
Hollywood, CA: Ousted American Idol contestant Haley Scarnato, who almost became famous for her ever-decreasing clothing as the show progressed, is to sue fellow contestant Blake Lewis for allegedly sabotaging her chances by deliberately mis-stitchin...
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Adam Lambert kidnapped from the American Idol mansion by mysterious ninja
Hollywood, CA - Early Easter morning American Idol contestant Kris Allen frantically called the Hollywood police to report that fellow singer Adam Lambert had been kidnapped over night. Adam Lambert has been seen by many as the leading contender of A...
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Simon Cowell Relieved Ian Bernardo Derailed Dane Cook Awful Tribute
Los Angeles, CA - Simon Cowell has said publicly that he was thankful beyond words to Ian Bernardo, a past American Idol reject, for grabbing the microphone from in front of Comedian Dane Cook and shouting "this is my Kanye West moment." "Thank Go...
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One of American Idol's Top Favorites, Jacob Lusk, Told To Turn Down His 'Ebeneezer Baptist Bravado' A Notch
LOS ANGELES - One of this years American Idol contestants who has become an early on favorite and the choice of many AI viewers to make it to the finals is Jacob "Smiley Face" Lusk. But Lusk has been told by the shows producers that he needs to to...
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Adam Lambert: Man With World's Largest "Mangina?"
HOLLYWOOD, CA - Sympathetic North American Idol fans, in a show of support for this year's runner-up Adam Lambert, voted the rising star "The Man With the World's Largest Mangina." The honorary title was bestowed upon him by means of votes cast at...
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Steven Tyler Tells American Idol's Nicki Minaj To Stop Acting Like A Female Kanye West
BEVERLY HILLS - Former American Idol Judge Steven "Lips" Tyler was at The Haven of Hair Salon getting his split ends cut when he was asked about the current controversy on this season's AI edition. Tyler let out a laugh and nearly spilled his glas...
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Simon Cowell Is Thrilled That Britney Spears Has Finally Agreed To Be The New X-Factor Judge
HOLLYWOOD - In true Tinsel Town fashion, Simon Cowell, owner, producer, and judge of X-Factor stood in front of the Hollywood sign and announced that he has gotten his wish and Britney Spears has agreed to be the new judge on X-Factor. The man who...
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Shyamali Malakar, Sister of Sanjaya, Posts Nude Photos Too
First, Antonella Barba had nude pictures of herself posted on the internet that helped her survive on American Idol. Then, Alaina Alexander had nude pictures of her posted on the internet that have helped her boyfriend Chris stay in the top eight.
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Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler Are Now The Proud Owners of A Hotel Resort & Casino In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - It has just been confirmed that American Idol's Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler have just purchased the La Playa de Los Players Hotel in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. A spokesperson for Peaches & Lips Productions, co-owned by...
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Chaos Theory Of American Inventor
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Alaina Alexander Second American Idol Contestant with Hot, Naked Internet Pictures
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American Idol's Country Music Week Brings out the Cowboy in Sanjaya
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American Idol's Kara DioGuardi Reveals The Real Reason She Sits So Close To Simon Cowell
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Kara DioGuardi Visits Casey James after Being Fired by Idol
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American Idol's Lauren Alaina, 16, Does Not Appreciate The Comment That She's A Cross Between Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson
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Charlie Sheen Wants To Be An American Idol Judge
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J.Lo Takes Off The Engagement Ring She Bought Herself
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American Idol Is Now Down To The Final 3
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American Idol Shocker: Fantasia Barrino's Secret Twin
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New Arab reality show
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American Idol Contestants Paid Not to Play Music
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American Idol Has Found The Next Kellie Pickler - Vanessa Wolfe
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American Idol's "Bikini Boy" Arrested By Denver Police
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Simon Cowell Sues Six TV Networks Over Marriage
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Justin Bieber Performs On American Idol - Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson Says He Was A Little Pitchy
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American Idol - Keith Urban's Wife Nicole Kidman Says She Can't Stand Nicki Minaj
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American Idol Shocker – 16-Year-Old Singer Who Sang Gay Song Is Eliminated
