Funny story - Jennifer Lopez Addresses The Butt Reduction Skuttlebutt

Jennifer Lopez Addresses The Butt Reduction Skuttlebutt

NEW YORK CITY - J.Lo is used to hearing all kinds of rumors about just about every part of her body. She recently sat down with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors at a Pompous Pizza Parlor and talked about the fact that there is never a shortage of rumor...

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Funny story - Three American Idol Contestants Are Disqualified

Three American Idol Contestants Are Disqualified

BUENAS NOCHES, California – (Satire News) – The executives of the number one-rated singing show have informed the Hollywood media that they are very disappointed in the latest American Idol edition. Ipso Facto’s Fuchsia Garfunkel was told by an Am…

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Funny story - Gay American Idol naked photos published on internet

Gay American Idol naked photos published on internet

Cyberspace - (Bare Faced Cheek Mess): Gay American Idol semi-finalist David Hernandez's nude lapdancing photos have flooded the net after appreciative fans from Phoenix's Dick's Cabaret & Strip Club mounted a spirited ca...

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Funny story - American Idol's Scotty McCreery Addresses The Rumor That He Is The "Love Child" of President George W. Bush

American Idol's Scotty McCreery Addresses The Rumor That He Is The "Love Child" of President George W. Bush

LOS ANGELES - One of the American Idol final eleven contestants has finally decided to come forward and address some rumors that have been floating around for a few weeks now. Scotty McCreery, 17, recently called a press conference and told the me...

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Funny story - American Idol judge Simon Cowell had affair with David Hernandez!

American Idol judge Simon Cowell had affair with David Hernandez!

In an incident that will take the stripping world and the musical world by storm, E! News has recently revealed* that American Idol music contestant (ex music contestant a day after this article is published)

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Funny story - American Idol Contestant Files a Lawsuit Against Katy Perry

American Idol Contestant Files a Lawsuit Against Katy Perry

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – There is a bit of concern in the world of American Idol as one of the contestants who was rejected is extremely upset with one of the show's judges. Contestant Birdy F. Kyrzyk from Prickly Pear, Arizona, told Hollywood…

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Funny story - Cameraman Fired over Closeup of Siobhan Magnus' Whoo-Hoo

Cameraman Fired over Closeup of Siobhan Magnus' Whoo-Hoo

Los Angeles, CA - Last night's American Idol Finale wasn't without controversy. In fact, not long after the show started, the first of many "live" glitches occurred, and because of it, a cameraman lost his job. If you blinked, you probably mis...

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Funny story - American Idol's David Archuleta dating British singer Adele

American Idol's David Archuleta dating British singer Adele

London, England - American Idol's David Cook singer of "Light On" has a girlfriend, the semi-talented singer Kimberly Caldwell, well apparently the 2nd place winner of Season 7 American Idol has is own warbling songstress. Reports are coming out...

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Funny story - American Idol Votes for Jennifer Hudson Were Sent to a Blender

American Idol Votes for Jennifer Hudson Were Sent to a Blender

Last week, many American Idol fans were outraged when Jennifer Hudson was voted off the show. An investigation revealed that the votes for Hundson sent via text messaging were sent to an internet blender in Iowa, owned by local health nut Mavis Higg...

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Funny story - Haley Scarnato to Sue Blake Lewis Over American Idol Shorts Stitch-up

Haley Scarnato to Sue Blake Lewis Over American Idol Shorts Stitch-up

Hollywood, CA: Ousted American Idol contestant Haley Scarnato, who almost became famous for her ever-decreasing clothing as the show progressed, is to sue fellow contestant Blake Lewis for allegedly sabotaging her chances by deliberately mis-stitchin...

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Funny story - Adam Lambert kidnapped from the American Idol mansion by mysterious ninja

Adam Lambert kidnapped from the American Idol mansion by mysterious ninja

Hollywood, CA - Early Easter morning American Idol contestant Kris Allen frantically called the Hollywood police to report that fellow singer Adam Lambert had been kidnapped over night. Adam Lambert has been seen by many as the leading contender of A...

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Funny story - Simon Cowell Relieved Ian Bernardo Derailed Dane Cook Awful Tribute

Simon Cowell Relieved Ian Bernardo Derailed Dane Cook Awful Tribute

Los Angeles, CA - Simon Cowell has said publicly that he was thankful beyond words to Ian Bernardo, a past American Idol reject, for grabbing the microphone from in front of Comedian Dane Cook and shouting "this is my Kanye West moment." "Thank Go...

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Funny story - Dolly scientist gets license to clone Parton, American Idol rushes to host results

Dolly scientist gets license to clone Parton, American Idol rushes to host results

EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - Iam Wilmut, the man responsible for the successful cloning of Dolly the sheep announced he has secured the rights to clone human embryos of country music legend, Dolly Parton.

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Funny story - One of American Idol's Top Favorites, Jacob Lusk, Told To Turn Down His 'Ebeneezer Baptist Bravado' A Notch

One of American Idol's Top Favorites, Jacob Lusk, Told To Turn Down His 'Ebeneezer Baptist Bravado' A Notch

LOS ANGELES - One of this years American Idol contestants who has become an early on favorite and the choice of many AI viewers to make it to the finals is Jacob "Smiley Face" Lusk. But Lusk has been told by the shows producers that he needs to to...

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Funny story - American Idol Contestant Amanda Overmyer nude pictures surface

American Idol Contestant Amanda Overmyer nude pictures surface

Scandals, Scandals, Scandals! It's more about the scandals on American Idol season 7 than it is about the singing.

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Funny story - Adam Lambert: Man With World's Largest "Mangina?"

Adam Lambert: Man With World's Largest "Mangina?"

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Sympathetic North American Idol fans, in a show of support for this year's runner-up Adam Lambert, voted the rising star "The Man With the World's Largest Mangina." The honorary title was bestowed upon him by means of votes cast at...

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Funny story - Steven Tyler Tells American Idol's Nicki Minaj To Stop Acting Like A Female Kanye West

Steven Tyler Tells American Idol's Nicki Minaj To Stop Acting Like A Female Kanye West

BEVERLY HILLS - Former American Idol Judge Steven "Lips" Tyler was at The Haven of Hair Salon getting his split ends cut when he was asked about the current controversy on this season's AI edition. Tyler let out a laugh and nearly spilled his glas...

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Funny story - Simon Cowell Is Thrilled That Britney Spears Has Finally Agreed To Be The New X-Factor Judge

Simon Cowell Is Thrilled That Britney Spears Has Finally Agreed To Be The New X-Factor Judge

HOLLYWOOD - In true Tinsel Town fashion, Simon Cowell, owner, producer, and judge of X-Factor stood in front of the Hollywood sign and announced that he has gotten his wish and Britney Spears has agreed to be the new judge on X-Factor. The man who...

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Funny story - Shyamali Malakar, Sister of Sanjaya, Posts Nude Photos Too

Shyamali Malakar, Sister of Sanjaya, Posts Nude Photos Too

First, Antonella Barba had nude pictures of herself posted on the internet that helped her survive on American Idol. Then, Alaina Alexander had nude pictures of her posted on the internet that have helped her boyfriend Chris stay in the top eight.

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Funny story - Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler Are Now The Proud Owners of A Hotel Resort & Casino In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler Are Now The Proud Owners of A Hotel Resort & Casino In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - It has just been confirmed that American Idol's Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler have just purchased the La Playa de Los Players Hotel in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. A spokesperson for Peaches & Lips Productions, co-owned by...

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