Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus
BROOKLYN - Madonna was leaving The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after having had an ingrown hair removed from her upper lip. As she walked out the front door she was asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk what she thought abo...
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Jennifer Lopez Addresses The Butt Reduction Skuttlebutt
NEW YORK CITY - J.Lo is used to hearing all kinds of rumors about just about every part of her body. She recently sat down with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors at a Pompous Pizza Parlor and talked about the fact that there is never a shortage of rumor...
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Alaina Alexander Second American Idol Contestant with Hot, Naked Internet Pictures
American Idol top 24 finalist Alaina Alexander became the second contestant to have nude photos of her posted on the internet (after Antonella Barba). These, however, were posted on her own My Space website by herself and her agent. She claimed on...
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Paris Hilton Received Most Votes on American Idol
As the third American Idol voting snafu in recent weeks, Paris Hilton has received 4.3 million votes, enough to make it into the finals. This was surprising considering Paris Hilton is not a contestant on American Idol.
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American Idol Down To The Final Two As Haley Reinhart Is Sent Back To Illinois
HOLLYWOOD - The former lead singer with the Pussycat Dolls, Nicole Scherzinger stole the show as she danced and pranced on the American Idol stage throwing down some dance moves that even had judge Jennifer Lopez oohing and ahhing. Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson was so embarrassed he turned two shades of purple and Steven "Lips" Tyler was so engrossed he even put down his copy of Rolling Stone...
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Gay American Idol naked photos published on internet
Cyberspace - (Bare Faced Cheek Mess): Gay American Idol semi-finalist David Hernandez's nude lapdancing photos have flooded the net after appreciative fans from Phoenix's Dick's Cabaret & Strip Club mounted a spirited ca...
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American Idol Contestant Amanda Overmyer nude pictures surface
Britney Spears To Record Duet With Idol's Sanjaya Malakar
Bigfoot and I: Are we off to 'American Idol'?
American Idol Biased Towards the South
American Idol Not Racist Enough
American Idol Gives Tiffany Rios The Most Conceited Contestant In A.I. History The Old 'Heave Ho!'
Cameraman Fired over Closeup of Siobhan Magnus' Whoo-Hoo
Is American Idol, Rigged?
Diana Degarmo's Meltdown
Steven Tyler Agrees to Nude Shots in Playgirl
Simon Cowell Disgusted with Performance of Season Ten Idol Judges
Ryan Seacrest of American Idol and Demi Lovato Respond To The Romance Rumors
American Idol Contestants to Appear Naked
Hollywood, Calofornia (IPP) - American Idol contestants will appear naked on the next show. Only persons over the age of 16 will be allowed to see the naked special edition of American Idol.
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Did Kellie Pickler Have Breast Augmentation Surgery?
Last month, when American Idol runner-up appeared on American television's top rated show, the changes were enormous. She sidestepped questions, however, about whether or not she had gone through breast augmentation surgery. Yesterday, she appe...
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Kelly Pickler's Vagina, Exposed
Kelly Pickler, 5th runner up in last years American Idol contest has been unfairly left out of any vagina stories as of this article. We're about to put this oversight to rest here and now.
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Shyamali Malakar, Sister of Sanjaya, Posts Nude Photos Too
First, Antonella Barba had nude pictures of herself posted on the internet that helped her survive on American Idol. Then, Alaina Alexander had nude pictures of her posted on the internet that have helped her boyfriend Chris stay in the top eight.
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American Idol: Simon Cowell has had it!
A stunned silence was observed here on Tuesday night, when Simon Cowell, the chief judge on the hugely popular reality show, American Idol got enraged and stormed out the studio during a live broadcast. This followed after one of the contestants g...
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American Idol Shock And Awe: Simon Cowell Heart Attack; Argues With Spoof Writer KungFu IceSkater
The only music industry executive who actually deserves to change his name (from Clive Davis to "The Smackdown" or "Head Pimp In Charge") caused Simon Cowell, raconteur extraordinaire and future star of "The Limey 2", to have a heart attack early Wed...
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John Stevens Advances in the WB's Superstar USA
John Stevens, the 16-year old crooner from East Amherst, NY and recent American Idol evictee, advanced past the first round of the WB's Superstar USA Monday Night. The show is an "untalent" contest, a nationwide search for the worst singer in America...
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Jennifer Lopez Says She's Had A Change of Heart And She Will Be Returning To American Idol
BRONX, New York - After learning that her fellow judges Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson and Steven "Lips" Tyler have agreed to return to the number one reality show on television American Idol, J.Lo has just announced that she to will be back sitting...
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American Idol: "Bikini Girl" and Kara DioGuardi's Backstage Catfight
HOLLYWOOD - In what one Hollywood reporter described as being the most intense catfight since the Katie Couric - Paris Hilton hair-pulling, fingernail-scratching altercation back in early December, Katrina Darrell, better known as Bikini Girl jumped...
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Interview With American Idol Winner
John Butugley is the latest winner on American Idol. Afflicted with a rare skin disease which causes warts all over his face, John has been shunned all his life. He was once referred to as 'The ugliest man on earth'. However, he has a fantastic singing voice. Ken: "So, John, if I may ask, what was it like growing being so, er, unattractive. John: Please, after you. Didn't I see you in a fu...
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American Idol's "Bikini Girl" Makes Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson Drool
HOLLYWOOD - Katrina Darrell, aka Bikini Girl was back strutting her feminine stuff on the American Idol stage. The 21-year-old pride of Chino Hills, California left little to the imagination as she paraded around in a bikini swimsuit that looked l...
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Simon Cowell wants Adam Lambert to be crowned Queen of America
Hollywood California - Simon Cowell wants the United States to crown American Idol screamer Adam Lambert Queen of America. Surly Simon Cowell bantered about the idea of crowning popular singer of American Idol Adam Lambert as Queen of America on h...
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American Idol's David Archuleta dating British singer Adele
London, England - American Idol's David Cook singer of "Light On" has a girlfriend, the semi-talented singer Kimberly Caldwell, well apparently the 2nd place winner of Season 7 American Idol has is own warbling songstress. Reports are coming out...
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Colin Powell Auditions For "American Idol 4"
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Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled
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Britney, Paris, Lindsay Jealous of Success of Antonella, Alaina, and Shyamali
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Untalented Fat Girl Sues American Idol
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American Idol Winner Fantasia Barrino To Star In New Reality Show
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American Idol Reject Vanessa "Tennessee Girl" Wolfe Gets A Great Welcome Back Home Parade
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Crystal Bowersox Insouciant about Idol Loss
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Pia Toscano Returns To Sing On American Idol - Mark Ballas aka "Pia's Boyfriend" Sits In The Audience And Cheers Her On
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A Heartbroken Kate Gosselin Begs Steven Tyler To Take Her Back
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American Idol Sends Heejun "Funnybone" Han Back Home To Flushing, New York
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What American Idol and the US Electoral Process Have in common?
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American Idol Contestant Was Other Nude Girl in Topless Miss Nevada Pictures
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American Idol Judge Simon Cowell in Critical Condition
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American Idol, Toooo Gay? Just Gay Enough?
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Miley Cyrus to appear on American Idol
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David Archuleta's "Idol" Dad More like "American Dad", say producers
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American Idol: Kara DioGuardi Gets Into A Cat Fight With Guest Judge Katy Perry
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Simon Cowell Leaving American Idol Over Curse
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American Idol: Didi Goes Bye-Bye
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Steven Tyler Squashes The Rumor That He And Fellow American Idol Judges Jennifer Lopez and Randy Jackson Are Feuding
