Chris Sligh Throws Temper Tantrum After American Idol Boot

Funny story written by Jalapenoman

Sunday, 1 April 2007

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Chris shaved his head and went to the woods to pose nude

Chris Sligh threw an "I didn't want to play with you anyway" after his American Idol sendoff on Wednesday. Sligh, the chunky contestant with curly hair, glasses, and the hottie wife, claimed that he wasn't trying to win and was self-sabotaging his chances.

"They didn't like my song last week, so I don't like them very much. Ryan keeps making passes at my wife, Simon doesn't like my weight, Randy is jealous that I have more hair than him, and I'm probably the only male contestant that Paula hasn't asked out. They're not going to be my friends anymore!"

Sligh did vow to quickly post naked pictures of himself, ala Antonella Barba and Alaina Alexander, on the internet in this year's Idol ritual. Chris shaved his afro, put on his contacts, and went to the woods near his house to pose for the pictures.

While he vowed to title his photo shoot "Naked in Nature," detractors wonder if it should not be called "Mass in the Meadow" or "Blubber at the Beach."

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