HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - "American Idol" is in it's 21st season and the three judges, Katy Perry, Lionel Richie, and Luke Bryan are starting to get mean, nasty, and downright cruel ala the original "AI" judge Simon "The Viceroy of Venom" Cowell.
150 hopefuls are vying for the coveted title of "American Idol," and many are getting their young asses handed to them big time.
Tittle Tattle Tonight senior writer Pico de Gallo says that the show's producers want the judges to not be so nice, in order to get the ratings back up to the level of years gone by.
One of the contestants named Posey Waterfree, 21, from Sour Cream, Kansas, was told by Katy Perry that her voice was so-so, but added that she has to remember that she is on a singing competition show and she is not competing for "American Clown" as she actually had on more makeup that a Ringling Brothers, Barnum and Bailey Circus clown.
She was told to leave. Next up was Max Hassle, 21, a mechanic from Crawfish Belly, Louisiana, he sang a song by Bob Dylan titled, "Who The Heck Took My Roach Clip?" Luke Bryan stood up, shook his head, and said he had to go to the bathroom and throw up.
Lionel Richie simply said, "Hey fella, let me just say this about your performance, you suck!"
JuJu Summerwood, 22, a pole dancer from Milwaukee sang the Beatles song "Yellow Submarine." Katy stopped her midway through the song and said that her rendition, which was three times too fast, was giving her hives, and she was also feeling some strange, very uncomfortable throbbing feelings in her pubic area.
Security had to escort Miss Summerwood out of the building after she called Katy about 8 or 9 very vulgar expletives.
And country singer Ace "Bubba" Gillafoot, 18, a McDonalds fry cook from Hillbilly Hill, West Virginia, was stopped by Luke after the first verse and told that he better not quit his day job.
Ace sang an old Brooks and Dunn song titled, "My Gal She Ain't Much In The Looks Department, But She Sure Can Put Some Fine as Wine Lovin' Hurt On Me."
SIDENOTE: President Biden and First Lady, Dr. Jill Biden say that "American Idol" is their favorite show, next to "The Housewives of Tijuana."
