Alaina and Shyamali Post Second Round of Nude Photos

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Tuesday, 10 April 2007


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Don't forget this, and the vaseline, when checking out the new Shyamali and Alaina pictures

Just in time for another edition of American Idol, Shyamali Malakar (sister of Sanjaya) and Alaina Alexander (boyfriend of Chris) have posted another set of hot photos on their websites. Both did this in order to fulfill promises that the longer their contestants survived, the more they would take off.

Shyamali, already the most famous Hooters girl in America, went from a guitar (last week's photo) to a violin ("because it covers less," she said after arrival at LAX to head to tonight's taping). THose seeing the pictures will notice less coverage, more cleavage, and the fact that she is only wearing a thong (lacey pink) in the pictures.

Alaina is using a mirror in her pictures. It has been speculated that the mirror will slowly swing and the shot more lower away each week to show more of her reflection. In her newest photo, both right cheeks are seen and there is obviously no thong.

Hooters in Tacoma is reporting booming business and has had to add on more wait staff and cooks. There are plans for that location to release a calendar of their own, with Shyamali being the poster child for at least six of the months.

When asked how he felt about his girlfriend getting naked to boost his votes, Chris Richardson said that "they can only look, but I can touch! And guys, everything you see is all mine!"

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