Lindsay Lohan Points Out That Her Rehab Clinic Stay Has Made Her Much Prettier

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 20 September 2013

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A photo that was taken of Lindsay shaving her legs while she was at the rehab clinic.

LA BREA, California - Lindsay Lohan was having lunch at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits Diner with the host of American Idol Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest.

Lohan has said that Ryan is one of the few Hollywood celebrities who did not turn his back on her when she was down on the ground virtually helpless and hopeless.

She stated that Peaches has lent her money throughout the years and the total that she now owes him is $19,705.

The freckle-faced actress has promised that she will pay Seacrest the full amount back even if she has to wait tables at a Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos.

Lindsay recently told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that her recent 90 day stay at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic has done wonders for her.

She said that she has regained her sense of pride as well as her sense of humor. Lilo smiled as she revealed that she also learned over 200 knock-knock jokes while in rehab.

The 27-year-old remarked that she was taught by the clinic's custodian how to do a perfect Sarah Palin impersonation complete with irritating whine and horrendously erroneous geographical comments.

Lohan then surprised de Gallo when she told him that the 90 day stay made her even prettier than she already was.

De Gallo asked her how in the world that was possible. Lohan grinned and repied that for one thing, she was out of the sun, which has a tendency of damaging her soft, supple, skin.

She also said that she did not have any stress to speak of and there was no one there suggesting that they go somewhere and get drunk as skunks.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Lindsay says that she is currently in talks to star as the lead in the motion picture, What A Bitch! - The Chelsea Handler Story.]

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