Jennifer Lopez Addresses The Butt Reduction Skuttlebutt

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 4 December 2013

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J.Lo says that she's been told many times that her butt is pure gold.

NEW YORK CITY - J.Lo is used to hearing all kinds of rumors about just about every part of her body.

She recently sat down with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors at a Pompous Pizza Parlor and talked about the fact that there is never a shortage of rumors coming from the rumor mills.

Jennifer was asked about the most recent rumor that she will be going in to have a butt reduction after the Christmas and New Years holidays.

J.Lo laughed so hard she almost had a pee movement as she described it.

She said that she is proud of her big caboose and that it has made her all kinds of money and taken her to the four corners of the world.

The American Idol judge said that if anything she would go in to have a butt enhancement procedure.

She giggled and said that her boyfriend Casper Smart tells her everyday that if her butt was gold it would rival Fort Knox.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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