Victoria Beckham To Be American Idol Judge - You're Having A Laugh. Aren't You?

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Friday, 7 August 2009

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Unbelievable news emerging from LA indicates that failed caterwauler Victoria Beckham has been appointed as a judge on American Idol by multi-millionaire alleged slimeball Simon Cowell.

Mrs Beckham will replace popular dance artiste and one time caterwauler Paula Abdul, who was fired from the show according to some commentators for being a 'short arse.'

One UK based observer told us:

"This is unbelievable. Victoria Beckham's most popular contribution to popular culture has been the Posh Spice song, sang in stands throughout England on match days and referring to her sexual proclivities. The woman's a flop. She's spent a fortune in pursuit of her own ego and she still can't catch it."

The elfin featured size 0 pain in the arse will start annoying American audiences soon.

As the late, great US soul singer Marvin Gaye once sang:

"Who are they to judge us?"

Frankly, we don't know.

Neither does Victoria Beckham.

Spoof legend Queen Mudder told us:

"Victoria Beckham judging a talent show? It's like asking Ted Bundy to judge a murder trial..."

More as we get it.

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