Kelly Pickler's Vagina, Exposed

Written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 8 February 2007


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Kelly Pickler, 5th runner up in last years American Idol contest has been unfairly left out of any vagina stories as of this article. We're about to put this oversight to rest here and now.

Kelly Pickler's hit country western song, "Red High Heels" is nothing but a flimsy excuse to bring attention to the first step leading to her vagina.

Yes, it may seem like Kelly is a naïve, innocent farm girl for all intents and purposes, when in reality she's a master manipulator toying with the emotions of the public by singing sexually charged songs laced with subliminal messages.

When played in reverse "Red High Heels" says repeatedly: "see my vagina, love my labia and
vibrate my vulva."

Religious groups that monitor this sort of thing and apparently listen to their music in reverse are up in arms over the lyrics when pronounced backwards.

A spokeswoman for the group said, we can't risk our kids ears being subjected to this travesty.

While appearing to be air headed, vacuous tarts these pop princesses are clearly clever mad scientists of the sub conscience.

Kelly's follow up single to "Red High Heels" will be released in two weeks and is titled, "My Vagina's from the Carolina's"

When contacted about the validity of this report the record company rep laughed and hung the phone up.

Now that Kelly has her first official vagina story on the net she can consider herself , "arrived".

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Feb 8 2007

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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