Funny story - Trump Exposed As "Drumpfy The Red Baboon"

Trump Exposed As "Drumpfy The Red Baboon"

In recent news, Donald Trump has denied allegations that he escaped from the Bronx Zoo in the early 1980s. This comes despite multiple sources of proof and science based evidence that have been stacked against the famed businessman turned presidenti...

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Funny story - Socks Speaks Out: Clintons' White House Cat Speaks Through Pet Psychic

Socks Speaks Out: Clintons' White House Cat Speaks Through Pet Psychic

Socks, the black and white tuxedo cat who was a Clinton family pet during the entire Bill Clinton presidency 1993-2001, contacted a medium, to weigh in on the 2016 presidential election. Speaking through Charisma Rhapsody, pet psychic, Socks spok...

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Funny story - After Surviving FBI Investigation, Hillary Struggles to Find Next Scandal

After Surviving FBI Investigation, Hillary Struggles to Find Next Scandal

Hillary Clinton had to temper her excitement after somehow overcoming yet another scandal that looked like it was straight out of House of Cards. At a press conference she exclaimed, "I knew that I would be fine. It'll take more then mountains of irr...

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Funny story - Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse

Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse

In a groundbreaking pronouncement, the International Forum of Theoretical Physicists today stated that Donald Trump's election confirmed the existence of the multiverse. At a press conference held at the National Academy of Sciences, Belinda Suarez,...

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Funny story - Genitalia eating fish with human teeth threat did NOT come from Trump

Genitalia eating fish with human teeth threat did NOT come from Trump

Spokespersons for Mr. Trump have rushed forward to clarify that Mr. Trump has absolutely nothing to do with the latest alarm concerning genitalia eating fish with human teeth. The pacu under scrutiny (related to the piranha) favors male genitalia...

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Funny story - Chris Christie Flip Flopping Like A Fish

Chris Christie Flip Flopping Like A Fish

Atlas News say they got a sneak peak of a new video from the group against the possible presidential candidate and that it is coming out with the highlights. It shows Christie pledging support for in-state tuition for undocumented students at the...

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Funny story - My friend Jacko lands a job interviewing dead people who voted for Hillary Clinton

My friend Jacko lands a job interviewing dead people who voted for Hillary Clinton

Upon much hesitancy and bewilderment, I joined my friend and neighbor Jacko, who visited a few local graveyards yesterday for a new job he just started. Jacko landed a job in the messy, stinking "Trump Dumpster" as an interviewer, investigator, a...

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Funny story - Why is Trump Not in Alaska Voter Pamphlet?

Why is Trump Not in Alaska Voter Pamphlet?

Alaskan voters will not get information about Donald Trump in their voter pamphlets though his name will be on the ballot. Voters won't get informed about Gary Johnson either. Both campaigns missed the August 30th deadline for submitting mater...

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Funny story - With Ryan Lochte Out, Trump Lands Speedo

With Ryan Lochte Out, Trump Lands Speedo

New York City, NY - With Ryan Lochte losing his Speedo sponsorship amidst an international Olympic scandal, Donald J. Trump has been selected as Speedo's newest spokesperson. As part of the lucrative contract, Trump has agreed to wear a Speedo under...

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Funny story - Trump Says Clinton Gave Military Secrets To Russians

Trump Says Clinton Gave Military Secrets To Russians

Donald Trump at a rally today accused Hillary Clinton of giving military secrets to the Russians. "On her computer that the Russians hacked are plans for The Modular Advanced Armed Robotic System (MAARS), stealth tanks, The XM2010 machine gun, and T...

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Funny story - Song and Dance Ensemble plus Chorale respond to Representative Nunes FISA memo

Song and Dance Ensemble plus Chorale respond to Representative Nunes FISA memo

Following release of the FISA memo last Friday, the investigative arms of the American Government are reported aghast. Agents of the FBI and DOJ were observed reeling toward the locker room over the weekend. Additionally, MSM members as with Th...

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Funny story - Guantánamo Detainee Refuses Offer of Release After 14 Years in Prison and Tosses Conical Hat in the Ring

Guantánamo Detainee Refuses Offer of Release After 14 Years in Prison and Tosses Conical Hat in the Ring

WASHINGTON - Three Guantánamo detainees were slated to leave the American prison in Cuba this week after 14 years in captivity, but early Wednesday morning, only two were willing to board the plane. The third - Mohammed Ali Abdullah Bwazir of Yemen -...

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Funny story - Trump's Debate Prep Strategy Leaked

Trump's Debate Prep Strategy Leaked

Initial stories stated that Donald Trump did not spend much time preparing for the Presidential debate. A campaigner staffer who requested anonymity has explained the preparation time and the methods used. The limited time was caused by Trump's need...

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Funny story - Extremely racist old man planning to run for U.S. president in 2016

Extremely racist old man planning to run for U.S. president in 2016

Ah, yes. Elections. The only thing more American than that is a morbidly obese 40 year old drunk man carrying an assault rifle; yelling at immigrants. Boy, we really let our forefathers down. Around 65 people are potential candidates for presiden...

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Funny story - With His Tousled Hair, Rand Paul Can't Get Elected President

With His Tousled Hair, Rand Paul Can't Get Elected President

For all his popularity with tea party conservatives and libertarians, Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky will never be able to establish enough trust with American voters to win the presidency, should he run, because of his tousled hair, psychologists and ca...

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Funny story - Donald Trump Announces Plans to Purchase The Alphabet

Donald Trump Announces Plans to Purchase The Alphabet

New York City, NY - Donald Trump has announced that he intends to buy the English alphabet and expects the deal to close before the end of September. The purchase could have severe consequences for the other candidates in Trump's current bid for the...

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Funny story - FBI Stages Coup, Puts Trump Into White House

FBI Stages Coup, Puts Trump Into White House

The FBI Director is the most powerful man in America. This is so because Comey changed the course of the U.S. Presidential election and got Donald J. Trump Elected by his misuse of Hillary Clinton's e-mails. The evidence presented below is incont...

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Funny story - Backbone rebuilding surgery and diplomatic pouch protection products emerging after Trump victory

Backbone rebuilding surgery and diplomatic pouch protection products emerging after Trump victory

A variety of new products has swiftly emerged following Mr. Trump's victory and are smoothing the way into the new presidency. Medical experts have been concerned about candidates with the "nothing there" syndrome on repeated backbone tests. Th...

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Funny story - Expressing Regrets, Trump Hosts Party in Mexico

Expressing Regrets, Trump Hosts Party in Mexico

Playa del Carmen, Mexico -- Donald J. Trump visited Mexico today in his recent quest to express regrets over his comments about Mexicans. Trump has consistently applied the term "rapists" to Mexicans who cross the border illegally into the United Sta...

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Funny story - Taco Trucks and "Blow Jobs for Votes™" Battle for Voters

Taco Trucks and "Blow Jobs for Votes™" Battle for Voters

ONLY IN AMERICA - NBC News reported yesterday: "...that as Florida's early voting gets underway, several organizations including a labor union found a unique way to get Miami residents to the polls." "Many of them Latino, were greeted out front with...

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