Written by mikewadestr

Tuesday, 10 May 2016

image for Hillary Clinton Names her Server as her Running Mate
Just as long as they are erasable!

Following Donald Trump's lead in absurd running mate announcements, Hillary Clinton has followed suit by appointing her own oft maligned server to be her 2016 Presidential running mate. Her server immediately responded it would accept the invitation through a twitter tweet.

In a press conference Hillary gave her reasons for choosing her server over such other notables such as Darth Vader, the Joker and Bugs Bunny by proclaiming:

"My server does anything I tell it to do, it never argues with me which is important when I become president. Actually, if you think this is a surprise you just wait and see who I choose for my cabinet, Secretary of defense and so forth. I'm going to make sure they all have hard drives that can easily be erased. And no backups please".

"If anyone wants to bring up that birther crap, I can personally guarantee that all of them will have been assembled in the US. Sure some of their parts may not be American but then again look at Dick Cheney, he had a heart transplant from someone from Pluto and I don't remember anyone complaining about that."

"As far as all these investigations have gone the Department of Just This hasn't come up with a single charge which has stuck. So my server is as clean as a whistle in more ways than one, mind you".

As of press time it was rumored that her Democrat rival, Bernie Sanders is considering of having Yosemite Sam as his running mate.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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