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Regulators looking into foreclosure mess!

Regulator Czar looking into regulators overlooking foreclosures mess.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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WikiLeaks Doesn't Spare Obama

WikiLeaks docs raise questions of Obama policies as torture continued under his watch and could be yet.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Ancient Burial Ground Discovered

Ancient burial ground unearthed! "Everybody dug up so far was at least 950 years-old", says worker.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Obama Suddenly Sick At Stomach

Suspicious package destroyed near site of scheduled Obama speech was apparently 20 million dollars in cash to help Dems stay in office.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Japan, China Butting Heads Again

Japan protests Chinese patrols near disputed islands. China replies: You want to disappear overnight?

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Excitement In Tennessee

There's plenty of excitement in East Tennessee today as native son Al Gore has decided to change his name to Hal Gore! Remember you heard it here first!

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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No Worse Than Stuffed Bras!

Shy individual who would like to meet others who have actually rolled up a sock in their crotch. Lets make some plans. Ducks @ TheSpoof Box 89.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Meeting Of The Minds

MENSA member would like to meet with others with high IQ's to discuss the String Theory and the possibility that all those roadside kills were suicides. TheSpoof Box 45.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Manly Man Seeks Man To Discuss Bossy Wife

Real Manly Man seeks another Real Man to discuss those idiot wives who don't seem to know how manly we are. Call TheSpoof 111 but not while Daisy is around.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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For Goodness Sacks!

In return for sacks of money each month, Pakistan leader Karzai calls Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad every day and says, "YOU THE MAN!"

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Still Can't Find Him

Report: Not only has bin Laden been living in a comfortable house the past three years but he is now "Lady Laden".

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Obama Wants Banks To Pay Customers To Borrow

President Obama propose that banks give away $500 with home loans at 3% interest. "We'll refund it down the road."

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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From Cryonics Center

Both Ted Williams and Walt Disney recommending that cooler heads prevail in Mideast discussions.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Bob Dole No Lame Duck

Bob Dole says that he never was a lame duck in the GOP but was a lame dick until discovering Viagra.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Obama Could Be Lame Duck

President Barack Obama could be the biggest lame duck in history if ratings get below 35% approval.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Dirty Politics #6

Politics in America even worse this year as Nancy Pelosi threatens to cut of the head of anyone trying to take over her position as Leader of the House!

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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No Multicultural In Germany

Germany's Merkel: Multicultural Society Not Working . We Need Pure Germans Here! Sieg Heil!

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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They Feel No Pain!

Mob gangsters who serve as hit men make an effort to clean up their image.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Play Pretty Now Kids!

Kids in Middle School in California experiment with building a small nuclear device.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Losing Benefits

60 MINS: When Unemployment Benefits Run Out After Ten Years, What Do You Do?

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Favre Admits Voicemails

REPORT: Favre admits leaving voicemails -- but not photos of himself naked. "That would have ruined the whole thing."

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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GOP Loves Ice Cream, Dems Doughnuts

SURVEY: Top Brands Favored by Democrats and Republicans. Your tax money at work!

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Never Told US Public!

Dollar at Risk of Becoming 'Toxic Waste' as Fed's secretive $300B CITIBANK bailout!

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Carter's Memory Going!

Jimmy Carter: America hasn't improved much over past 3 decades since I led us to hostage glory in Iran!

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Pelosi: No Credit Given

PELOSI: 'We really haven't gotten the credit for what we have done'. Opponents: 'That will come next Tuesday.'

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Aliens spotted over Rotherham, UK, their navi system broke down!

An alien spaceship was filmed flying above the Yorkshire metropole, Rotherham, it seems their navi-system broke down on the way to Dubai. They were hoping for an autograph from another alien, Rooney

written by Jaggedone, 25 October 2010
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Two Can Play At This!

GOOGLE CEO: Don't Like 'Street View' Photographing Your House? Then Move. Reaction: People begin placing nude women pics in window so Google charged with posting porn.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Packed Into One Section?

CLINTON PLAYS TO HIGH SCHOOL GYM: TWO-THIRDS EMPTY! "Packing Them In!" according to Yahoo!

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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$5 Trillion Increase

Debt Has Increased $5 Trillion Since Speaker Pelosi Vowed, 'No New Deficit Spending'. Would have been worse if GOP in charge, says Pelosi!

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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"Obama Can Shove It"

RI Dem: Obama can 'take his endorsement and shove it'. Admits he's using reverse psychology.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Mexican Border Roadblock On Trucks Resumes

All trucks are being stopped and checked by Drug Warlords on Mexican border's other side. Many turned back because of carrying drugs from other drug sales people.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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I Think I Read The Map Wrong!

Gunmen attack own weapons factory by mistake, at least 410 killed in super explosion.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Black Candidates Ignored

Black GOP Candidates Accuse Party of Ignoring Them or somebody said something like that.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Dirty Politics #5

Political ads: Mean, and getting meaner, before Nov. 2. "Harry Reid placed his own mother in nursing home when she turned 45."

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Iran Restricts Students

Iran restricts social sciences seen as 'Western', also "The Movies Of John Wayne".

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Obama Stepping Across Aisle Hears Pants Rip

After the midterm elections: How Obama can meet promises without complete control of both houses after he couldn't with the support of both houses the first two years.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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BUG OUT!!!

As bedbugs creep out NYC citizens, tourists crawl away and bug people every place they stop.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Karzai: Bring It On!

Karzai says his office gets cash from Iran, US, Russia, Israel, Bill Farris of 112 Main Street in New Liberty, Indiana!

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Dirty Politics #4

Political ads: Mean, and getting meaner, before Nov. 2. "Rand Paul steps on sidewalk cracks on purpose to hurt his mother's back!"

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Dirty politics #3

Political ads: Mean, and getting meaner, before Nov. 2. "Nancy Pelosi eats shit but won't die!"

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Dirty Politics #2

Political ads: Mean, and getting meaner, before Nov. 2. "Harry Reid has a "Kill All The Gay Baby Whales" sticker on his car!"

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Mean Politics

Political ads: Mean, and getting meaner, before Nov. 2. "Rand Paul outs cats in wheelie bins!"

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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World Series Blackout?

Possible World Series TV blackout for NYC. Many say the Yankees blacked out right after the first game with Texas.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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World Series Blackout

Possible World Series TV blackout for NYC..to shame the Yankees and the Mets!

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Male Manchester patients are warned, you could lose your balls!

A Jordanian surgeon has cut off a testicle after removing a cyst from the man, he wanted to do his bit for reducing the world population and increase the Eunuch population at the same time!

written by Jaggedone, 25 October 2010
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X Factor's Mary Byrne could fill the Royal Albert Hall all by herself, claims Louis Walsh proudly.

Heartbroken Mary immediately joins a gym and becomes a salad-botherer.

written by Thibarine, 25 October 2010
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Italian seaside resort bans mini-skirts, but tanga's and topless are Bella Donna!

In a typical show of Italian hypocrisy a seaside resort has banned mini-skirts and the feeding of "stray pussy" with "Italian sausage" but tangas and topless no problema, bella!

written by Jaggedone, 25 October 2010
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Paranormal II Top Moneymaker

'Paranormal' follow-up with guy sitting on back seat with a chain saw, scares $41.5M out of fans

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Docs Urged To Look For Depression

Kids' docs urged to screen new moms for depression, especially those that have over ten.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Risky Sex Behavior In Teens

Study reveals risky sex behavior among NYC teens as three new Naked Bruiser Gangs formed.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Japan & India Deal

Japan, India sign deal to boost trade, investment mostly just to spite China.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Better Mileage Sought

Government calling for better gas mileage for trucks, tanks!

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Obama To Focus On Being President

Obama likely to focus on deficit in next 2 years since he's been partying, campaigning and vacationing the first two years!

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Overseas Ties Changing

Analysis: Overseas ties could be in for change as "Let's Drop The Big One Now" Party gaining new voters every day.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Switch The Good

AP-GfK Poll: One-third may still switch candidates, another one-third want tar & feathers!

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Bhutan Updates #2

Bhutan: Slowly, Internet, Smoke Signals and Communication Let the World In!

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Risky Sex!

Study reveals risky sex behavior among NYC teens...for fiftieth year in a row.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Bhutan Changing

Bhutan: Slowly, Magic Lantern, Internet and Communication Let the World In!

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Gay Voters Angry

Gay voters angry at Democrats could sway election according to new booklet, "Hung Like An Elephant".

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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NYC Announces Improvement

NYC says that bedbug problem improving as most tourists carrying many away in luggage.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Now It's Fleas

Canadian at Guantanamo to announce flea decision. Sorry, that should be "Plea" decision.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Video Of Escaping Oil Showed Was Stuck

BP CEO slams media, rivals for boosting spill fears. There was little oil involved!

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Schools Facing Muslim Demands

Muslim demands rise in French state schools: study. France plans to give in as usual.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Hobbit March!

Thousands of New Zealanders took to the country's streets to protest against possible plans to move production of Jackson's "Hobbit" movies overseas. "All know that Middle Earth is in NZ", say fans.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Is WikiLeaks a whistleblower or an outlaw?

In war time they have ALWAYS been an outlaw, a traitor!

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Red-Eye Flight A Doozie

Red-Eye Flight out of New York filled with those so drunk they could barely make it to their seats.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Terror Epicenter

Pakistan border region becomes terror epicenter. US apologizes for dropping daisy cutter bomb..which hasn't happened yet.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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NYC Bedbugs Routing Tourists

NYC bedbugs scaring off NYC tourists. Anyone with a quick, permanent solution could become millionaire overnight.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Richard Bullies Belize!

Hurricane Richard's winds, rain batter tiny country. "Belize leave us alone", they plead.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Big Brother, Google

Google says its cars grabbed emails and passwords. Will be glad to wipe out your records for a small fee.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Rats In NYC Getting Fatter

NYC winos in alley say they have no bedbugs. Rats ate them all.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Airlines Bugged!

Now all major airlines in and out of NYC say their planes are infested with bedbugs.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Bedbug Plague

WHO: Many people who run into bedbugs in NYC are carrying them all over the world.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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The Bedbug Flight

NYC bedbugs scaring off NYC tourists as many seen scratching their way through NYC airports.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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More Countries Wished Out Of Existance

Iran restricts social sciences seen as 'Western'. "Even though there are no western countries", states Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. "They don't exist."

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Health Insurance Problems

Employers looking at health insurance options. May just add a bit to your check and tell you to go get your own.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Obama Frustrated

Obama on economic frustration: I've borrowed our great grandchildrens money and still no jobs.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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We'd Already Figured That Out

Survey: economy to grow at slower pace..especially with those currently in charge in Washington.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Don't Blame Them

AP-GfK Poll: One-third may still switch candidates. Wish they could find new ones to write in. Sick of present group.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Screwed Again!

BP sells 4 Gulf of Mexico fields for $650 million to bank in Nigeria. "Glad we're out o that mess", says CEO.

written by Bureau, 25 October 2010
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Xerox Reveals Plans To Cut 2,500 Jobs

Xerox Reveals Plans To Cut 2,500 Jobs
Xerox Reveals Plans To Cut 2,500 Jobs
Xerox Reveals Plans To Cut 2,500 Jobs
Xerox Reveals Plans To Cut 2,500 Jobs
Xerox Reveals Plans To Cut 2,500 Jobs

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 25 October 2010
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More Water Found On The Moon

Who left the tap running?

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 25 October 2010
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Ad Shows Republicans Working with Tow Truck Driver

Republicans want to show they can work with common people, so they are running a new TV add showing them working with a tow truck driver who is pulling a car out of the ditch.

written by UWGB-Beek, 25 October 2010
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Free Gas Card for Voting Republican This November 2

Republicans are offering free gas cards to voters that vote for them this November 2. The cards can only be used at BP gas stations.

written by UWGB-Beek, 25 October 2010
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Hurricane Richard Made Landfall In Belize, Was Overcharged For his Hotel Room, Hated the Food...

Hurricane Richard Made Landfall In Belize, Was Overcharged For his Hotel Room, Hated the Food, Thought the Nighlife Sucked, Left.

written by anthonyrosania, 25 October 2010
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Britain to Cut Deficit by Cutting Trees

Britain to sell half its woodlands for expansion of holiday resorts, golf courses & logging operations. The PM told tree huggers & global warming fanatics to bugger-off, it's the economy stupid!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 October 2010
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Promises, Promises

California Democratic gubernatorial candidate Jerry Brown has promised, if he is elected, to get the state legislature to outlaw shark attacks!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 October 2010
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New EPA Regulations

The EPA is proposing fuel consumption and emissions reduction standards for Tonka trucks, Matchbox cars and little red wagons beginning with those units sold in the 2014-2018 model years.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 October 2010
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Follow the Money

An aid to Afghani President Karzai may be taking bagfuls of Iranian money to promote their interests in Afghanistan. President Obama said he would ask China for some money so the US could do the same!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 October 2010
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Texas Rangers Beat the NY Yankees

After the loss to the Texas Rangers the New York Yankee manager was offered a position with the Obama administration, a chance to join with other losers!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 October 2010
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What a Revolting Development

Democratic Party stops giving money to the American Socialist Party to siphon votes from Republican candidates. Democratic far left wing liberals were defecting in droves to vote for ASP candidates!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 October 2010
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Political Support Waning

Latest political poll of registered Democratic far left liberals in San Francisco indicates House Speaker Pelosi's support is sagging. She hopes to tighten the situation by using more Botox!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 October 2010
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On the Fox News Channel

Presidential Press Secretary Gibbs announced that after the president finishes campaigning for Democrats, he will return to the White House to watch Republicans retake the US House & US Senate on TV.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 October 2010
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Unusual Car Accident

A San Francisco CA parking lot attendant was found with his private body parts jammed up the tailpipe of a small Fiat sedan. Police said the man was suffering from exhaustion!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 October 2010
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Unusual Hiking Accident

San Francisco CA man hiking in Olympic National Park WA was knocked unconscious by a mountain goat. The man claims he got up behind the goat to get some milk for making feta cheese!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 25 October 2010
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