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Britain to share aircraft hangar with France

"You bring petrol. We'll bring slaves"

written by masterchev, 18 October 2010
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Classified Ad #8

Wanted: Petrol. Will trade for Romanian cheerleading squad. Offers to Sarkozy.

written by masterchev, 18 October 2010
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China votes for next leader

Chop Suey expected to beat Kung Fu in elections.

written by masterchev, 18 October 2010
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Obama admits he helped push Republicans' car out of ditch

President Obama said that his performance helped push the Republicans' car out of ditch, and that he felt sorry for his actions.

written by UWGB-Beek, 18 October 2010
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New iPhone app

Now,an iPhone app that tells how good-looking you are...er that shiny finish is called a mirror.It's not an app!

written by ronin47empire, 18 October 2010
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New Supercomputer Gets Religious

Latest supercomputer fast enough for 5 trillion calculations, but dumb enough to fall for organized religion invented in top secret US lab

written by ronin47empire, 18 October 2010
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Biden who?

New Gallup Poll shows that 46% of Americans still cannot name their vice president Biden by name. President Obama said he was fairly certain it was Hillary Clinton. Clinton said she thought so, too.

written by Cristobal El Gato, 18 October 2010
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Big Breakthrough

Global Warming now being blamed on kid playing with matches!

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Best Class Yet!

Saudi Arabia Warns of New Terrorist Threat, now that we have fully trained them!

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Is This Dog Food?

Oil workers, youths, truckers defy French govt by going on strike, criticizing chefs at top restaurants.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Jackass 3D Sets Records

Jackass 3D sets several records, mended broken bones over the weekend.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Chile Miners Depressed A Bit

Rescued miners in Chile say they celebrated for several days but then the reality of the times hit them. Lindsay Lohan was still in rehab.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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What Follows Trillion

Palin pleads: 'Nobody tell Obama what number comes after a trillion!'. "Probably 'shit creek' says Limbaugh!

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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I'm Ummm 16 With Artificial Knee!

The rise of the silver surfer: How half of women over 55 log on to Facebook as several say they play as teenagers in talks also.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Winter In Britain

Britain will be hit by early winter snow Tuesday as biting winds from the North Pole make daytime temperatures feel as cold as a well-diggers ass..although asses are seldom used to dig wells nowadays.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Alien What?

Nuclear war is less of a threat than cyber attacks, alien attacks and terrorism, an international military crisis or a natural event like a flu pandemic, the new national security strategy warns.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Prince Harry Docu-Drama!

UK's Channel 4 says they will air Prince Harry docu-drama and defends it as a 'serious journalistic' spoof!

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Kuwaiti TV Station Attacked

Family-armed mob storms Kuwaiti TV station after satirical show allegedly insults ruling family

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Las Vegas Flooding?

Flood advisory issued for the Las Vegas area. Officials afraid that what happens in Las Vegas could make flooding stay in Las Vegas!

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Landfall Wizard

Typhoon Megi 'sure makes a mean landfall' in Philippines with winds of 140 mph!

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Leave Our Narcotic Thieves Be!

Mexican hit men stalk USA; Drug lords' gunmen target narcotics thieves. "Shouldn't allow that to happen here, to our narcotics thieves as they could hit American narcotic thief", says FBI agent.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Swiss Suicide Clinic Offers Bargains

Swiss suicide clinic wants cocktail of drugs available for heartbroken relatives as well, under new 'Family Plan'.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Sarkozy Versus Bardot

Brigitte Bardot wants to challenge Sarkozy as French president. Asked if he would pinch her tail, Sarkozy replies that her tail isn't real.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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French petrol stations running dry, cest la vie, they still have enough vin rouge!

French petrol stations are drying up, par de problem, as long as the supplies of vin rouge don't dry up too, then we've got a real fucking French Revolucion! Merde!

written by Jaggedone, 18 October 2010
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Spoof Writers Attacked by Giant Gerbils With Flu!

Last night as they arrived at an island to discover the Oracle of Knowledge, Spoof writers were beset upon by 4 foot tall gerbils "From Hell". See the Magazine Section for the entire 15 chapters!

written by Jean Le Fete, 18 October 2010
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Fast Eddie Up The River

Chicag's "Fast Eddie" going to prison. Will "Vacationing Obama" have to testify on retrial?

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Obama Fading

Enthusiasm for President Obama fades in unlikely place: America!

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Paul Won't Shake Hands

Rand Paul refuses to shake hands with his political opponent after debate. "His hand was full of mud", states Paul.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Was Dead But Feeling Better

Woman, 89, Thought Dead Found Breathing, Moving As Police Officers Did Not Check For Pulse! "I can't catch a break", states elderly lady.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Shoshages

The dog used in the walls sausages ads is suing for deformation of character, he claims he never endorsed walls sausages and they used a voice over.

written by Jo Dash, 18 October 2010
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Not just the omlette

Apparently it's not only an omlette you can't making without breaking eggs - this is also true of scrambled eggs, fried eggs and poached eggs.

written by Jo Dash, 18 October 2010
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Fatty Foods

Research has shown that fatty foods do indeed make you fat

written by Jo Dash, 18 October 2010
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Plenty Of Empty Seats

WHAT RECESSION: DC 'oasis for jobs and growth'...especially after November elections.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Most Afraid Of This Change!

Dems find careers threatened by ObamaCare votes. That thing certainly didn't do us any favors", say state candidates.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Naughty Boys Win!

Roethlisberger sharp in return; Jets and Saints win. Other 'Naughty Boy" Brett Favre also wins.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Film Festival Off To Good Start!

Film festival shows contrasts of Mexico's drug war to that of Shangri La in the Kunlun Mountains.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Lots Of Award Shows Today

Homeless Tonys in search of space for awards show. Several suggest The Grand Canyon!

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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But There Might Be Side Effects

FDA approves Botox for migraine headaches to help remove brain wrinkles.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Clinton On Drug Violence

Clinton: US working to ending Mexico drug violence. "Can't we all take our drugs in peace?"

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Swiss Dig World's Longest Tunnel

Swiss celebrate digging world's longest tunnel. Beats old one of Kirstie Alley's colon!

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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PETA, Greenpeace Object

UN meeting on saving species opens in Japan. The first one up: Humankind!

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Oil Now $81 Barrel

Oil falls to near $81 as US dollar rebounds to fifty cents!

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Obama On Mythbusters #3

Obama to appear on episode of 'Mythbusters'. Will illustrate how country can survive catastrophic debt.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Bitter Kentucky Race

Kentucky Senate race turns bitter in debate as someone puts wrong ingredients into mint juleps.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Obama Targets Key Groups #2

Obama targets key groups in election's homestretch, mostly around southern tip of Florida!

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Obama Targets Key Groups

Obama targets key groups in election's homestretch. "I'm after those who now made mistake of voting for me to support local Democrats."

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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News From Texas

Jordanian man faces sentencing in Dallas bomb plot. Meanwhile Dallas Cowboys keep bombing themselves.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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CPR Switch #56

CPR switch: Chest presses first, then give breaths. Survey shows some males were already doing this with busty victims!

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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WikiLeaks #2

Pentagon braces for huge WikiLeaks dump on Iraq war. Like loud laughter of troops over announcement that Obama had received Nobel Prize For Peace!

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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More WikiLeaks Coming Out

Pentagon braces for huge WikiLeaks dump on Iraq war. Like the hours of forcing prisoners to listen to American political speeches.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Cutting Waste

Public urged to cut waste. "By eating less, you'll get a head start", say experts.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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A celebration of life!

A celebration of life! people all over the world today will stop for a second, celebrate that they are not dead, and then go on toward that eventual destination.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Bridges built to help Borneo orangutans meet mates

And opponents claimed that it was another Bridge To Nowhere!

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Obama On Mythbusters! #3

Obama to appear on episode of 'Mythbusters'. Wants to rebuke myth that he's most liberal President ever!

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Obama On Mythbusters! #2

Obama to appear on episode of 'Mythbusters'. Wants to prove he deserved Nobel Peace Prize!

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Obama On Mythbusters!

Obama to appear on episode of 'Mythbusters'. To once again argue that he was born in the U.S.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Latest On Whatever!

Northeast Utilities to buy Nstar in $4.17B deal. As you know, TheSpoof has been following this closely.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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G-20 Summit In SKorea

South Korean police ready to secure G-20 summit. Kim in North Korea rubbing hands together with glee-a bad sign.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Attorney Sentenced In Child Porn Case

Ex-NJ lawmaker to be sentenced in child porn case. Claims he had to check them closely in order to know what his child porn clients were doing.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Long Long Trial

Trial to begin in death of DC intern Chandra Levy. After all this time, many are wondering "Who's Chandra Levy?"

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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"Kick Me!" Replaced By "Follow Me!"

Discovery of GPS tracker becomes privacy issue. Beware of back slaps by CIA, FBI agents.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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More CPR Changes

CPR switch: Chest presses first, then give breaths, THEN call for somebody who knows what they're doing.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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CPR Rules Change Again

CPR switch: Chest presses first, then give breaths. Fourth change in recent years. How many have been assisted into the next world?

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Deja Vu All Over Again: Yogi Berra

Merkel says German multi-cultural society has failed. Pure race disappearing.

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Pulling All-Nighter

NY governor candidates - all 7 - to debate most of the night. Expect shoes to fly, mud up to the knees!

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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Production Not Good If In Wrong Direction

A productive Congress gets no respect from voters! That's because they produce the programs heading in the wrong direction, say many voters. Like where are the jobs?

written by Bureau, 18 October 2010
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X Factor hooker Chloe Mafia is revealed as the new face of the Vegetable Promotion Board.

"I always make sure I get five a day" says Chloe.

written by Thibarine, 18 October 2010
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Cheryl Cole denies using new album to hit back at ex husband Ashley

Her latest track,"Tiny Todger", now available for download.

written by Thibarine, 18 October 2010
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Pentagon Brush off Wikileaks Files on Iraq

The Pentagon have braced themselves for the release of 400,000 files on Iraq. They say that it is only 1% of the total in existence. Wikileaks is the 21st century version of the Watergate scandal.

written by IN SEINE, 18 October 2010
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US sinking through leakages over Iraq war!

Leaks about to be published on a Swedish Whistle Blowing website will certainly prove George Bush was a sadistic, mad-hatter moron, Sadam was too, but there was only room for one!

written by Jaggedone, 18 October 2010
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Pentagon readies response to leak

Anyone know a good plumber?

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 18 October 2010
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Depeche Mode to sue Chilean miners

Electropop veterans Depeche Mode will sue Chilean miners who wore sunglasses on TV after 69 days spent underground. The band claim that the miners stole their developed in the late 80's image.

written by Cristobal El Gato, 18 October 2010
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BP Glad Americans Have Short Attention Spans

BP announced they are going to stop ads bragging about helping oil spill victims with their $20 billion trust fund, because most Americans attention spans are moving on to other things.

written by UWGB-Beek, 18 October 2010
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X-Factor - Storm Says We Haven't Seen The Best Of Him

Most people don't want to. He can keep it. Knobhead.

written by Skoob1999, 18 October 2010
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Rolling Stones Considering Retirement

Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Ron Woods and Charlie Watts considered retirement today, after seconds of deliberations Richards said, "Naaaaaaaah." the other three nodded in agreement and went to lunch.

written by Jean Le Fete, 18 October 2010
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The Monkees Mull Reunion Tour

Hey Hey were the..... old codgers who still sing Monkees songs. Yes Micky Dolenz, Davy Jones, Peter Tork and Michael Nesmith have agreed to a reunion tour that would take them from Tampa Bay to Miami

written by Jean Le Fete, 18 October 2010
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New REHAB Facility Opens

The Glen Beck REHAB Facility has opened its doors to treat Democratic left wing liberals. The 10 week program specializes in weaning people off of the highly addictive substance Obamajuana!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 October 2010
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Guess Who Else is Confused

An environmentalist who predicted 100 severe hurricanes in 2010 was asked why there were only three. He said "because global warming was changed to global climate disruption, confusing Mother Nature!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 October 2010
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Post Petroleum Stress Syndrome

Environmentalists are being admitted to hospitals, in increasing numbers, suffering from PPSS. Many of those pesky old oil drilling platforms in the gulf are to become bases for wind farms or reefs.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 October 2010
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Your Other Left Soldier

President Obama announced that legislation repealing "Don't Ask Don't Tell" in the US military will also contain a provision eliminating the commands of right face, right flank and right turn.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 October 2010
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The 112th Congress and Resulting Gridlock

A Dem. president, GOP in control of US House & US Senate split. Americans don't get over taxed, over spent, over regulated, bedrooms safe, women keep their bodies & sexual preference is your choice.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 October 2010
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Congressional Spending is Obese

Obesity related medical costs are estimated at about $168 billion. President Obama is to ask the Democratic controlled Congress to invest $1 trillion in new spending to alleviate this obesity problem!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 October 2010
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Dream Ticket (or Nightmare)

A Democratic group announced plans to challenge President Obama in 2012. Their ticket will be Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton and Vice Presidential Candidate former President Bill Clinton!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 October 2010
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Short and to the Point

Democratic and Republican CEOs of a number of Fortune 500 companies have written a short letter to the FED Chairman. The letter simply says "stop f**king around with the US economy!"

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 October 2010
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Modern Day Kafka-ish Story

President Obama's 27% Democratic liberal left wants the other 73% of American citizens to support their loony, over spending, overtaxing, over regulating and wealth redistribution philosophy.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 October 2010
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Democratic Political Hypocrisy

If a political group were to court the white vote, they would be called KKK members by the Democratic left! What is President Obama to be called for courting the black vote? Hypocrite comes to mind.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 October 2010
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