Order by:
Rating:

What's The Difference

Discouraged candidates discover that the number one reason people vote for a candidate is which one has the best signs on the road.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

No Irregularities This Time!

Poll worker vows no "irregularity" in poll booth this year after someone shit in it in 2008.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Big Coffee Strike!

Coffee growers in 30th day of strike. People walking around in a daze, many with no pants.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Thus Saith George Steppinpapa'smess

Political commentator says that the reason that we hold elections in November is because of all the turkeys we get just in time for Thanksgiving.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Yankee Stadium Spooky!

New Yorkers afraid to go around empty Yankee Stadium at World series time. Sat you can hear George Steinbrenner crying.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Ass Lands On Ass!

President Obama bruises ass when thrown from his beast at a fundraiser for Dem candidates, Donkey Basketball!

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

New Bieber Album Ready To Go!

"Justin Bieber, The Early Years" Music Set ready to be marketed just in time for Christmas.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Cartoon Network Commercials

The Cartoon Network agrees to withdraw all beer commercials until after 8 PM!

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Whispering Campaign

Whisper campaign going on at it's height right now just before the election. Mostly because of people with Laringitis from all the political rallies.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Halloween US is not Halloween UK!

The US are stark raving bonkers about Halloween, the UK, well, is the home of haunted pubs, hotels, houses, "the real thing" so to get the real spooky feeling, go to Transylvania, He's waiting!

written by Jaggedone, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Clinton In Guam!

Sec. of State Clinton in Guam to meet US troops. Wears special camouflaged pantsuit.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Indonesia Being Hit With Now With Lava!

Tsunami, volcano ash - now Indonesia braces for lava. "What next?", asks one islander. "Maybe I shouldn't ask!"

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

McDonalds Made Me fat!

McDonald's ordered to pay ex-employee £10,000 after he claims their food made him fat. Now no workers allowed to eat at work.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

PETA Gives OK!

NYC could ban lewd whistles and catcalls...except for birds and cats!

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Aid Dollars Disappear #2

Billions in Afghanistan aid dollars unaccounted for. Obama was going to have overseers, remember?

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Aid Dollars Unaccounted For

Billions in Afghanistan aid dollars unaccounted for. Just like those that always vanished that were sent to the PLO, until Arafat died.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Look At YOU, You Big Hunk!

Newly released files show Hitler's daily routine, beginning with one-hour session before mirror.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Mountain World!

Top of Mount Everest Gets Internet Connection! Bob Sled Rides!

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Pelosi To Retire?

Pelosi To Retire If Dems Lose House? "We hope so", say voters. "She's caused us to lose ours."

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Border Leaving!

SKorea, NKorea open fire at border. Border says he will never spend another night there.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Lots Of Strategy

Candidate claims battery after firm handshake from opponent who practiced squeezing rubber ball, show everyone what a weakling opponent would be.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Whitman Closing In

POLL: Meg Whitman Closing On Jerry Brown who has his spaceship cloaked and ready to run.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Planes Delayed In US, UK

Officials examine suspicious packages from Yemen in US, UK. Planes delayed but only powder & wire in packages. Was this a trial run?

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Barney Frank Plans New Internet Site

Barney Frank will battle Drudge news beginning in January, with The Fudge Report.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

The Halloween Lady

Kid in Halloween asks embarrassed Nancy Pelosi who's she is supposed to be. Others wondering the same.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Workers Finally Lose It

Office worker adding "In Bed" to everyone's comment around the water cooler costs him three teeth.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Mickey Mouse For Whatever

Voting poll reveals that Mick Mouse should go over the one million mark in this years elections.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Don't Get New Ford Wet

Overloaded brownies at Ford Factory leads to three inch poonami!

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

McGuire Denies Drugs

Mark McGuire now says that he did not take steroids. "Just wanted to see who my true friends and fans were!"

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

That's Not Brett Favre!

Brett Favre's wife says that nude lower half photo is not her husband. "I should know. This guy is much too big."

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Bush Book Released

Former President George W. Bush puts out his new book, "They Brought It On!".

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Jimmy Carter #4

Aging jimmy Carter recalls funny tricks his brother "Barney Carter" used to pull. Also, creating his own brand of "Barney Beer".

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Jimmy Carter #3

Former President Jimmy Carter is having trouble as he releases his latest book, "The Liberal Bell".

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Carter Having Age-Related Problems

Former President Jimmy Carter is having aging problems as he releases his latest book, "Twice I Assaulted Iran Over Hostages, Personally".

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Carter Having Trouble

Former President Jimmy Carter is having trouble as he releases his latest book, "Eating Peanuts & Hung Like An Elephant".

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Extending Daylight Recommended

Extending daylight could boost health, help planet, help store sales.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

President Ignoring Arizona On Purpose"

Arizona beheading raises fears of drug violence as Governor says she'll 'be headed' to Washington to give the President an earful.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Big Bill Dies

Big Bill Arbuthsnot, who played a horse in over 200 old westerns, dies at 101.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Halliburton Again

Critical test not done on cement before blowout. Halliburton forgot sand in mixture.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Economy Up Slightly

Economy grows at slightly faster pace in Q3. Up .01% over Q2.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Meek To Continue

Dem. Meek denies he'll quit 3-way Fla. Senate race no matter what Bill Clinton advises.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

NFL Crackdown

Rumor is that the NFL is going to crack down on hard hits during an NFL game. That's like outlawing Mullets at NASCAR events!

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

US Economy Needs Laxative

U.S. economy grows at sluggish 2 percent pace in third quarter, as expected...unfortunately.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Making Himself Presentable

Newly released files show Hitler's daily routine. Like giving his mustache 100 strokes.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Anna Nicole Smith Gets Little Rest

Jury convicts Anna Nicole Smith's psychiatrist, boyfriend of stupidity!

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Smoking gun:

'Gawker' paid cash for bogus sex smear on Christine O'Donnell as politics reaches new low!

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

More NKorea/SKorea Conflict

SKorea: NKorea opens fire at border. Both countries upset that headlines do not spell out their whole names.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Up For Crabs

BUCHANAN: The country is up for crabs...I'm sorry, that should be grabs!

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Obese Employee Wins Lawsuit

Judge: McDonald's must pay obese employee $17.5K. Two-seated customers ask, "What about us?"

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Topless Volcanos Hot!!

Russia's Kamchatka volcanoes calm after eruptions and blowing tops completely off!

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Scientists Study Oil Spiil

Scientists to see if oil spill hurt deep sea life. To see if there IS still any deep sea life!

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Time For A Real Change

Tea partiers could face tough going in Capitol. "We hope so", say determined leaders.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Here's A Momento

Arizona beheading raises fears of drug violence. Governor may send head to Obama for aiding illegal immigrants to enter their state.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Offer They Can't Refuse

African Govts Urged to Invest in Social Protection! Don't want to wake up with elephant's head in their beds.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

One in every crowd

Paul the brilliant but enigmatic octupus has passed recently and people generally want to express his impact on their lives. All except Jeremy Clarkson who wants to eagerly eat the mighty mollusc.

written by whatinthe world, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Early Photo #7

Very early photographic images of humans discovered. Blackened Ben Franklin had just came in after lightning, kite & key discovery.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

World's Fastest Supercomputer

China boasts world's fastest supercomputer. Can now outrun world's fastest train.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Everest Summit Wired #3

Everest summit wired up with Internet, photograph with Yeti family.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Everest Set For Internet #2

Everest summit wired up with Internet, message therapy.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Everest Set For Internet

Everest summit wired up with Internet, use of hot tubs.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Concrete Block Recall #2

Makers of concrete blocks recall over ten million blocks. Over 500,000 from under old cars in Arkansas alone.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Concrete Block Recall

Makers of concrete blocks recall over ten million blocks to be removed from basements of buildings.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

UN Bildiversity Deal Made

UN summit poised to seal biodiversity deal. Better start cleaning up around the house!

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

China, Japan Summit

China, Japan begin repairing ties after taking off shoes at Asian summit.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Old Photos Change History #7

Very early photographic images of humans discovered. Doc Holliday was a dentist. Apparently he was a proctologist.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Timing Is Right

Experts say that being so close to Halloween, many more dead people are expected to vote this year.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Votes For Sale

Many local areas in the US get millions for local projects just before election.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Old Photos Discovered #6

Very early photographic images of humans discovered. Custer did not make last stand but was shot in the back by 37 arrows while trying to flee.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Crist Considered Quiting

Meek: Crist suggested quitting Fla. Senate race but others say it was Bill Clinton.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

TV Loves Political Ads

Sick of campaign ad avalanche? TV stations aren't. Monday night will be all ads night on all four networks.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

TV Networks Love Political Ads

Sick of campaign ad avalanche? TV stations aren't even though everyone mutes them.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

New Photo Evidence #5

Very early photographic images of humans discovered. Most American Indians were bare-naked and had long schlongs which made settlers jealous.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

New Phot Discovery #4

Very early photographic images of humans discovered. Nero actually was playing with himself while Rome burned.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

New Photo Evidence #3

Very early photographic images of humans discovered. Washington actually crossed Shit Creek and caught Germans mercenaries relieving themselves in the water.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Earlier Photos Found #2

Very early photographic images of humans discovered. Washington actually cut down thorn tree and was bare-assed whipped by scarred for life father.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Earlier Photos Found!

Very early photographic images of humans discovered. Napoleon kept hand in pants, not coat!

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Supercomputer!

China boasts world's fastest supercomputer. Can write a spoof before you can think of it.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Two Perfectly Suited Together

Critical test not done on cement before blowout. Halliburton and BP make perfect partners it seems.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Toyota's Crooked Deals

Toyota secretly bought problem cars, lawsuit says. Bought them back from customers so no faults on sudden speeding up could be found.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Spin Meter #2

SPIN METER: Despite claims, bailouts not over yet. Even though it costs $2M per crated job last time.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Spin Meter

SPIN METER: Despite claims, bailouts not over yet. Even though they haven't helped bring many jobs.

written by Bureau, 29 October 2010
Rating:

UK Government no longer concerned with al-Qa'ida threat..

The British public scares the crap out of them though.

written by matthatt, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Burger King set to open in Indonesia

They've got one in Pompei. Why not build one near another natural disaster site?

written by masterchev, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Satirical Writer visits Pompei: thoughts.

"Once you see one ruin, you've seen them all"
"I'll show them a decent ruin. I call her my ex"
"Very realistic. Including the security cameras"

written by masterchev, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Indonesia Going Through "Shit Time"

Volcanoes. Earthquakes. And now Paul the Octopus being denied a decent funeral there. It's all getting a bit too much.

written by masterchev, 29 October 2010
Rating:

France still striking

Shame they couldn't do that in the world cup.

written by masterchev, 29 October 2010
Rating:

UK gives aids to Africa

1,000,000 office "secretaries" to be sent following budget cuts.

written by masterchev, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Strauss Warns England To Be Ready For War

"To secure peace is to prepare for cricket," he said.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Heated discussion on "permissive society"

In short,some praise it and some old fogies loathe it. Oh well. One man's meat is another man's girlfriend.

written by Mike Gatspy, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Lord Lucan was an octupus

Paul the Octupus, it can now be revealed, was in fact missing British man Lord Lucan, who had a very extreme reaction to plastic surgery nearly 40 years ago. He became so reclusive he took to water.

written by whatinthe world, 29 October 2010
Rating:

Octupus's dead legacy

Paul the Octupus, who died recently, has left a vast estate to his heirs including 200,000 clams, 43500 mussels and 122 sea horses. Unfortunately they're all dead. Paul, you ungrateful bastard. Ahhh!!

written by whatinthe world, 29 October 2010
« Sep 2010 October 2010 Nov 2010 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
26
2nd
28
3rd
25
4th
16
5th
33
6th
70
7th
71
8th
79
9th
70
10th
67
11th
80
12th
98
13th
106
14th
98
15th
103
16th
77
17th
99
18th
86
19th
90
20th
102
21st
106
22nd
88
23rd
98
24th
124
25th
95
26th
87
27th
90
28th
92
29th
91
30th
95
31st
107

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 plus 2?

7 25 8 5


Go to top