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Favre Tackled For A Loss!

Accusations may keep Favre records, Favre out of the Football Hall of Fame say rule makers.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Thought You Cared Mr. President!

In his first two years as President, Barack Obama has stated there will be no raises for the poor on social security this year. Meanwhile, Company CEO's of bailed out Compnies still get millions.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Explosives In Cemetery

Plastic explosives found in grave at New York cemetery. Police say in was an insidious plot!

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Bacon is the new Apple...

Scientists have always suggested that 'an apple a day kept the doctor away.' But since most of the doctors are now Muslim, it has been found that a bacon sandwich works best!

written by IN SEINE, 11 October 2010
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Classified Ad #6

For Sale: Steven Gerrard. Free to a good home. Housetrained. Only punches DJs and Everton players. Barely English: will fit in in a foreign environment. Doesn't like being left alone for too long. $$

written by masterchev, 11 October 2010
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US kill charity worker

US forces killed a charity worker when trying to save her. 'She had disguised herself as an Afghan woman, it was clear she had converted to Islam and was a danger to world peace' explained the US.

written by j.w., 11 October 2010
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Fake Police Only Trying To Help!

Fake policeman made bogus arrests 'to instill discipline in young people', especially young ladies.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Back To Work!

Tories to force 500,000 sick pay claimants back to work. Over 100,000 mobile wheelchairs blocking traffic all around the country.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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UK funerals hit by recession, lowering coffins is out, dropping them, in!

The recession in the UK is hitting the "dead end" business of funeral services. Coffins are no longer to be lowered, too much time, they are to be dropped, time is money even if you're dead, mate!

written by Jaggedone, 11 October 2010
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Imus Out Again!

Don Imus thrown off the air again after debate with guest Stephen Hawking over Black Holes.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Maybe Date Not So Lucky

Harris Poll shows that most people that got married on 10-10-10 are just now sobering up!

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Due To Mixed Marriages?

China says that captured Yeti looks more like a Bigfoot than a Sasquatch.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Go Figure!

The US dollar drops once again. Now lower than the US quarter! Makes it extra hard to make change say resellers.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Israeli Scientists Make Breakthrough Discovery

Israeli scientists have now discovered the gene that is common to all the priestly tribes. They're called "The Levite Jeans"!

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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72,000 Stimulus Checks Went to Dead People

Or to one sharp individual who visits the nations cemeteries a lot!

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Father-In-Law A Hit

New father-in-law only knows two jokes but he never manages to tell them right. So they are always funny.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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You Botched The Earth!

Huge new planet that could be a new home for intelligent life refuses to allow humans anywhere close to it.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Lots Of Partying This Election

California's Marijuana Party was way ahead of it's Tea Party until the Tea Party hostess showed up.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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That's The Majority

Unliked politicians are leading in polls of unlikely voters.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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New owners of Liverpool FC demand name change!

Billionaire bidders lining up to buy Liverpool FC are demanding a new name for the crumbling giant, a Man Utd fan came up with the following Suggestion: FC Michael Owen Ltd (very)!

written by Jaggedone, 11 October 2010
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New Spooners Winner Declared!

"Best Spooner" at national cookoff won by Mrs. Della Dortmuff for her statement of "Betty Baker's Croc Mix".

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Lucy In The Ground With Diamonds!

'Lucy' species used stone tools, fossil study says. Also used drugs, after discovery of toned stools nearby.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Imam Back In Middle East

NY mosque imam back in Mideast for outreach tour, see which new terrorists he can smuggle into US.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Head Of Sludge Company Detained

Hungary firm head detained over toxic sludge. Rest of body consumed when he was thrown in last week.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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It's Polluted Anyway

Hungary accused by the United States of slipping red chemical sludge into Gulf. "Thought we'd never notice", say accusers.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Iran: Who Is Israel? We Don't See Them!

Israel's PM offered to extend a moratorium on Jewish settlement construction in West Bank, but only if the PLO meet his demand to recognize Israel as a Jewish state. PLO check with Iran, Syria. Nope!

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Obama On Course More Than Tiger Woods

Obama hits links for 52nd golf day. "Why not?" ask supporters." "Just as long as nothing much going on in the world these days?"

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Cheney: His Greatest Fear!

Cheney speaks to packed house...says greatest fear is terrorist with nuke in a plane loaded with germs and bedbugs.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Children, Children!

Moss told Tom Brady his haircut made him look like a girl. Brady then told Randy Moss was hatched in a cabbage field. Tongues come out...shouts of na-na na na na! Moss leaves.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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420 Banks Want New Currency

420 banks demand 1-world currency, the one currency that each of them have bundled and stashed away.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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New Rules On "Large Firms"!

Regulators planning worldwide rules for large firms. "Men with really large firms should have to reveal that fact to future wife so she can judge whether to be frightened or pleased!"

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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China Reserves Hit New Height

China Reserves May Hit $2.5 Trillion. Greenspan calls it an "Obamanation".

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Currency Wars

Dollar continues plunge as 'currency war' concerns linger. Many now urging one currency to be called "Gold Plated Latinum".

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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In Milton Keynes Today...

At a branch of Lloyds TSB, a 40-year-old man collapsed and was taken to hospital. Paramedics believe that the man was suffering from an inner ear infection; "he just went into a bank and lost his balance!" they said.

written by IN SEINE, 11 October 2010
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Chilean miners stage last-minute revolt.

They're refusing to come up until they've spoken to Max Clifford.

written by Thibarine, 11 October 2010
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Obama Recruits Actors As Audience!

BACKSTAGE: Actors Recruited For MTV Obama Town Hall; 'Casting Call' as watchers detect same faces that are in infomercials.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Politics As Usual

Obama has the book thrown at him as a missile narrowly misses U.S. President's head. Several there state hat "The book should have been thrown at him a year ago for not being born in the US!"

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Obama Attacked By Book

Obama has the book thrown at him, a missile narrowly misses U.S. President's head. This one thrown much better than shoes at Bush, most agree.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Mud Slinging Hits SNL!

O'Donnell calls 'SNL' skit mocking her 'I'm not a witch' ad 'funny'. Dem opponent points out that SNL hasn't been funny in at least ten years.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Palin Like Reagan?

Sarah Palin hints at 2012 run, suggests comparison to Reagan but opponents point out lack of balls.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Queens/Brooklyn Battle Continues

Queens man gunned down in Brooklyn. Queens vow revenge as Brooklyn warn citizens to stay away.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Goonies Thought It Funny!

'Goonies' in gay tortures thought it was a big joke: according to cellmate...former cellmate.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Much Like Obama Last Year

New York-born economist, who talked street vendors into adding extra mustard, among winners of Nobel prize.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Synagogue For Sale

Minnesota synagogue with ties to Dylan is for sale. "It's alright Ma, I only had bar mitzvah there!"

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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No Sugar Allowed

New York seeks to ban sugary drinks from food stamp buys. Critics point out that there IS no sugar in sweet drinks, only corn syrup.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Mask Of The Red Sludge!

Cracks on red sludge reservoir in Hungary stable. Cracks ABOUT red sludge up 50% among comedians.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Google tests cars that can steer without drivers!

Should really cut down on gas consumption as cars can go to workplace, on vacations by themselves

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Chinese buy third of Chesapeake South Texas field

Looks like if we're not going to drill for our won oil here, China will come in and do it without pollution laws, perhaps?

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Gates in Hanoi notes the friendly ties of old foes

Too bad that his didn't happen in 1962, Mr. Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon!

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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No SS Raise Again!

No boost for Social Security checks in 2011! Comes as a blow to most US Spoof writers.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Report: College dropouts cost taxpayers billions !

But provide a lot of great entertainment at sporting events!

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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I Dodged Bullets For This Headline

Law punishing fake heroes may go to Supreme Court whose members have been bragging a little bit, themselves.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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First Things First

Funding Falls Short for Global Fight Against AIDS, but up 25% for global wars.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Mexican Drug Lords Laughing At Police

Change of Guard in Chihuahua Brings Little Hope! "The little dogs are of little use against drug lords near US border", say police.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Worth The Weight...Wait!

Too much TV psychologically harms children: study reveals after 50 years of testing. "Or something's bugging the fat little nippers!"

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Flooding Now In Australia

This time it's Australia getting floods as kangaroos, wallabies, one-legged aborigines hop to higher ground.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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New NKorean Leader Shows Off

North Korea's heir debuts at giant military parade. Shows crowd how to stand in front of tank until it goes around, grabs military leader by nuggets while crowd roars!

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Big Mess In Financial World

Pressure intensifies on mortgage lenders as millions demand their homes back. Many that banks have already resold as some old owners, new buyers share houses.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Should Have Checked With Paul

With rookie Hall at QB, Arizona beats Saints 30-20 in a day of upsets, injuries and betters losing their ass!

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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New Mandela Book

New Mandela book offers personal portrait. You'll see it right on the front cover.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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New Beverly Hill Cologne

Beverly Hills to make a splash with city scents, beginning with "9021Eau" and "Jed Clampett Oil Of Bouquet".

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Supreme Court Ruling #3

Law punishing fake heroes may go to Supreme Court. Case based on argument between John Kerry & Swift Boat Veterans!

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Supreme To Rule #2

Law punishing fake heroes may go to Supreme Court. Case based on 29-year-old politician who claimed to be a Green Beret during the Vietnam War.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Supre Court To Rule

Law punishing fake heroes may go to Supreme Court. Case is based on Senator Byrd's boast of Army exploits in the Spanish American War.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Politician's Stories Examined

Law punishing fake heroes may go to Supreme Court. Question: Does freedom of speech guarantee you the right to lie like a dog?

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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No boost for Social Security checks in 2011

No boost from voters who will deal with those voting against it next month...except out of office!

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Old Dogs MUST Learn New Tricks

Unemployed find old jobs now require more skills. Most will continue to change as everything subject to new breakthroughs.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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No Social Security Raises #2

No boost for Social Security checks in 2011. Too much money spent on Bank, Business Bail-outs.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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No SS Raises

No boost for Social Security checks in 2011 for second year in a row. This is how Obama delivers his promises to the poor.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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TV Harms Children?

Too much TV psychologically harms children: according to study just completed. The same conclusion that surveys have concluded every year since 1955.

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Why Are We Here?

Karzai: Talks with Taliban on for 'some time'. 'In fact, we even held up the UN tanker trucks for them to burn!"

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Three New Nobel Prize Winners

2 Americans, 1 British-Cypriot win economics Nobel Prize. So why are both countries broke?

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Miners Heroes

Peru's miners heroes, but fame can be fleeting. I'm sorry, that should be 'Chile's miners'. See how fleeting!

written by Bureau, 11 October 2010
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Nicolo Festa the first to be booted off the X Factor

Italian hopeful didn't survive the compulsory Justin Bieber haircut.

written by Thibarine, 11 October 2010
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X Factor's Mary Byrne gets a standing ovation after knockout performance.

Critics acclaim her as the new Shirley Bassey with the burly chassis.

written by Thibarine, 11 October 2010
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New OSHA S & M Safety Rules

Increasing numbers of falling accidents (more than ATVs) have necessitated OSHA S & M rules. At least one participant must be handcuffed to the bed frame & all other participants must wear lap belts!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 October 2010
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A Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

President Obama has accused the US Chamber of Commerce, the Boy Scouts of America, the Mickey Mouse Club and Sesame Street's Big Bird of being political front groups for the Republican Party!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 October 2010
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New Campaign Strategy Unveiled

Democrats have found a new villain to run against namely, Chinese food. President Obama says Chinese food is causing more heart attacks than fast food restaurant cheeseburgers & smoking ever did!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 October 2010
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Obamanomics Defined

President Obama's understanding of economics is like a novice builder who expects the framing, installation of sheetrock and painting of a room to all occur simultaneously to save time!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 October 2010
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Tell Me Another Fairy Tale

After the November elections Pres. Obama plans to make up with business, following months of strained relations. That is if the GOP wins control of Congress, otherwise slamming business as usual!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 October 2010
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