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Forgets Washington, Lincoln

Reid: Greatest Living Americans Are Robert Byrd And Ted Kennedy.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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US Exaggerating Terror Threat

Pakistan accuses White House of exaggerating Al Qaeda terror threat as explosions heard in the background.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Cut Social Security?

Dems feud over plan to fix deficit. Alice Rivlin's plan to fix the deficit would include cutting Social Security benefits and raising the retirement age. Obama wants to play golf & shoot some hoops.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Long Recovery

USA Won't Recover Lost Jobs 'Until March 2020' At Current Pace. Never, if kept on the past two years of ass-dragging.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Free newspaper with your DVD next Sunday

TheSpoof.com has teamed up with amazing film producer George Clooney to give you a free exclusive copy of our Sunday paper TheSpoofserver for every copy of Syriana purchased tomorrow.

written by Jimbo Gunn, 09 October 2010
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Historians Mad Enough To Kill

Archeologists admit that finding King Tut was a hoax. "We dug up an old grave in Montana and wrapped it in old used tape."

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Few GPS Systems Sold There

GPS makers lament low sales, especially among the Amish communities.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Ca. Teaches Making Do!

California Teachers: Paying for School Supplies Themselves - and More! Budget cuts leave many to live on apples brought in by thoughtful students.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Tear Down The House?

FHA: Homes with Chinese drywall should be torn down. People who sold it to you tarred and feathered. But not with tar from China. It contains lead.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Bring Back Headlines

Large Hadron Collider: You keep if=gnoring me and you won't like what will happen.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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All Gay Ships #2

Navy to test all gay ship crews. Would solve complaints of men and women serving daily on submarines.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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All-Gay Ship

US Navy to test having all-gay ships but there would be regular inspections for nuclear weapons not to be shined and recolored in paisley colors.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Legal Issues

In a legal breakthrough Paramount has decided to sue itself.

written by merlin1212, 09 October 2010
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GOP "Pledge to America" Plagiarized

A German publishing company is suing the GOP because they claim that sections of the "Pledge to America" were blatantly plagiarized from "Mein Kampf"

written by lev, 09 October 2010
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Painful Arthritis (Oh Me!) Up In US!

20% in United States..Ow! have..ohhh arthritis - Cases hup! ...up 1 Million whooee...a year! Mmmm. Yep!

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Of Coarse!

The campaign of California Democratic gubernatorial candidate Jerry Brown is apologizing to Republican Meg Whitman after an aide referred to her as a "whore". "He meant a floozie, of course."

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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We Can't Sleep, Floating Around Everywhere

A trio of spacefliers, including one American astronaut & two Russian cosmonauts that blasted off for the International Space Station aboard a Russian Soyuz spacecraft, send message they have bedbugs!

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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NKorea Celebrates New Leader

With succession set, North Korea throws a party. Launch a dozen rockets over Japan, South Korea into the ocean!

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Italians Leaving Country

Arrivederci, Italia: Why Young Italians Are Leaving! "My ass has been pinched black & blue", claims one 21-year-old.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Can't Wait To See What It's About

Sarah Palin's new book, "Shall I Run?" out in January. Tells supporters, "I hope it's better that the last one."

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Line Up Gentleman!

Attorneys from the Gulf region of the US win right to file first lawsuits against BP for oil spill. Other 500 will be drawn from lottery numbers.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Afghans War Weary

Wary Afghans mull possible Taliban peace talks. "At this rate, there won't be anyone left to rule over", say tired citizens.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Recipe Came From New Guinea

U.S. pulls Abbott's Meridia diet drug off market after customers complain that they first lose weight from their head shrinking.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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One Month Ultimatum!

The PLO, said on Saturday they would give the United States one month to persuade Israel, which doesn't exist, to halt the building of settlements in the West Bank or risk the collapse of peace talks.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Great Friend, Pakistan

Pakistan reopens supply route for NATO forces, immediately after last fuel truck blown up.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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New Superheroes Familiar

Stan Lee joins with MTV to create new comic series, "Granddaddy Man with his female partner, Busty Longlegs".


written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Hungary Sells Sludge

Red chemical sludge in Hungary being sold to US political candidates to be mixed with thrown mud!

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Facebook Loves Pot

Facebook co-founders give $170K to pro-pot pleasure .....MEASURE!

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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School Dinner Lady Warned

School dinner lady warned giving pupil a BISCUIT could be seen as 'grooming for sex'. "I guess I shouldn't give one to a stray dog either", she replies.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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One Big Winner!

Britain's £113m lotto winner? One EuroMillions ticket scoops UK's biggest-ever jackpot. Skoob missing.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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New Driver Bans

Feds Weigh Ban on All Phone Use by Drivers! Also most sex acts!

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Missed It By 'That' Much!

Global hurricane activity at 33-year lows; Pacific activity at historical low. Weather expects who predicted huge storms scratching their heads, balls.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Boehringer Ingelheim Stops Development Of Sex Drive Pill

"Got a headache," said a spokesman.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 09 October 2010
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No 'Hope' In 2012

OBAMA '12: Hope will not do the trick second time...but charity towards all voters might.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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More Bailouts?

Dow closes above 11,000 on speculation Fed help coming. Expecting to have a lot more US funds headed their way.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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JOBLESS RATE TOPS 9.5% FOR 14 STRAIGHT MONTHS.

It's a good thing that the recession ended in 2009!

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Bidden Bites Through Leash

Vice President Biden: 'If We Lose, We're Going To Play Hell' so be prepared for little cooperation in getting things done.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Favre Investigation

The NFL says it will review allegations involving the Vikings' Brett Favre, whom a website said sent racy messages and photos to a former game hostess while he was the Jets' quarterback in 1927.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Ex-QB To Open N.O. Restaurant

Saints ex-QB Archie manning to open restaurant in New Orleans. "I'm No Saint" to open first of November!

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Madonna Fan Told To Stay Away

Fan told to stay away from Madonna's NYC home but Madonna asks about size, weight, size, age and size.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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John Lennon Celebration

John Lennon's 70th celebrated in Central Park. Shooting reenactment in front of Dakota Hotel. Some argue that's in bad taste but so is Yoko.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Illegal, Legal Drug Prices To Rise Again

FDA Data firm, Mexican Drug Cartel see 2011 drug sales rising 5-7 percent!

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Drug Sales Rise

Data firm sees 2011 drug sales rising 5-7 percent, maybe higher if legal marijuana bill passes in California.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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More Adults Hobbled

CDC: More American adults hobbled by arthritis, untied shoe strings, too much to drink and cats running across path suddenly.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Both Too Sweet

NY seeks to ban sugary drinks from food stamp buys. Also fake 'Honey' this and 'Honey' that from employees fake comments.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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New Bugs, Frogs Found

Scientists see new bugs, frogs in Papua New Guinea, Empire State Building!

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Obama Trailing Bush?

President Barack Obama numbers now below that of former President Bush according to one poll.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Pompey Celebrations Over Match-Free Weekend

Portsmouth FC "superfan" Jake Seaport was dancing round Fratton Park, Saturday, celebrating a defeat-free weekend for Pompey due to the international break.

"Going up, going up, going up!" He sang.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 09 October 2010
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Where's Bush?

POLITICAL INSIDER: Where's President Bush? GOP Candidates say to leave him alone. "Look how Obama's campaign is screwing up Dems!"

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Two Balloon Festivals Begin

Major balloon race gets under way in Albuquerque. Hydrogen Condom/Lawn Chair race under way in Arkansas.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Brazil's First Woman President

Brazil Likely to Elect First Woman President. Most Likely It Will Be An Amazon!

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Wally World Tightens Up

Wal-Mart ends profit sharing with employees! "Can't allow ourselves to go broke", says Walton family rep.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Iran Ready To Deal?

Iran says ready for nuclear talks with major powers, now that Israel has placed another virus into computer launching system.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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PLO Statehood?

Abbas may ask U.S. to recognize Palestinian state with capitol in Rubble City!

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Now, Here Come Da Sludge

Hungary sludge reservoir may collapse, still another town, mayor's bowels evacuated.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Has Enough

Gunmen in Pakistan torch nearly 30 NATO fuel tankers. Rest of tankers set the rest on fire and leave.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Facebook Backing Pot

Facebook co-founders give $170K to pro-pot measure. "Should make for funnier photographs", says co-founder.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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China Climate Improvements #2

China highlights climate change efforts as many outdoor employees see each other for the first time in 20 years.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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China Climate Improvements

China highlights climate change efforts. Citizens in most cities now only need to wear masks six months out of the year.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Balloon Race

Major balloon race gets under way in Albuquerque. Last years winner last seen over Pacific Ocean.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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US/China Ties Strained

Analysis: Nobel prize, trade, Miley Cyrus slant-eyed gesture strain US-China ties!

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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BofA Stops Foreclosures

Bank of America stops US foreclosures for review. Apologizes to those 59,000 families that have been living in shelters.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Stimulating The Dead

72,000 stimulus payments went to dead people! "And, outside of a few in New Orleans, we haven't stimulated them a bit", admits Senator.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Shitface Book?

Facebook co-founders give $170K to pro-pot measure. "It's time to give a little bit back!"

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Commonwealth Games Hit by Mystery Bug

Indian Authorities are at a loss as to why athletes have been falling ill with a mystery vomiting bug. Indian Government sources say they are only spiking food with laxatives.

written by Whitters, 09 October 2010
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WalMart:: No More Spoiling!

Wal-Mart ends profit sharing with employees. Also lunch hour cut from 30 minutes to five.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Minimum Wage Only

Wal-Mart ends profit sharing with employees. "We have spoiled them rotten", says Walton family member.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Spies In Iran

Iran revealed for the first time Saturday that some personnel at the country's nuclear facilities were lured by promises of money to pass secrets to the West & that these people have 'disappeared'.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Verge Of Collapse

Hungary sludge reservoir at risk of collapse and so are those who are fighting to keep it out of Danube River.

written by Bureau, 09 October 2010
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Scientists Find George Bush's Brain - Claim Mission Accomplished.

Scientists have been on the hunt for George W. Bush's brain since he took office in 2000. On Friday Scientists finally discovered it tied to a cow. Claim "Mission Accomplished."

written by lev, 09 October 2010
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