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NY Warns Cheese Heads

New York Giants advise Green Bay Packer Cheese Head Fans to New York. "We cannot be responsible for reaction of millions of rats.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Letting Him Down Easy

Obama voters two years ago now against having him as our president. "He's overqualified", say Democrats.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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To Be Called 'Telephone'!

New invention ready that will actually allow you to HEAR the person you're talking to in another country, not just words spelled out on a screen.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Money Won't Help

Guy who started huge pyramid scheme, making millions, lost somewhere in the the Sahara Desert!

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Birdseye Heaven Has Blip!

Ted Williams body accidentally thawed and refrozen after power failure. Family says that if he's brought back alive one day, he will look sort of vague.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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This Is The Big One!

President Obama has his last political rally at the Electoral College!

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Israeli Jews Tired Of Jews Votong Against Israeli Interests

Israeli Jews at odds with liberal brethren in US. "They're a bunch of schmucks! GOP supports us!

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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No Free Rides

Contraception could be free under health care law? NOTHING is free under new health care law. Everybody pays for it.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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UK Adopts American Food Labelling

The UK government will be requiring new food labels that are more specific. Products will now be labeled, "no fat", "low fat", "reduced fat " and "fat, but with a great personality."

written by IN SEINE, 31 October 2010
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Bad Headline Number 70

Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan.

written by IN SEINE, 31 October 2010
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DC Rally Important

At Saturday Rally in Washington, DC, most had no idea why they were there. So someone started "The Wave" that lasted an hour. Then "The Macarena" went for another two hours. Fun time for all.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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O.J. Has His Say

O.J. Simpson says that at least in prison you get free meals, free shelter and free clothing. Kind of like it was when you were a kid.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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The Bush Book #2

Bush: We had this Hispanic bully at school. He was always calling me "pinata!"

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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The Bush Book

In new book, George Bush admits that he had only two friends and that they were imaginary. Also, both of them used to mock him.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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New Love Tax in the Offing !

The Zimbabwe government has decided to put a ten percent tax per kiss on couples found kissing.It is to be deducted from their salary.Special spy cameras are being installed everywhere.

written by Kaleepeare, 31 October 2010
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Condemning Priests!

Italian police block the Vatican to prevent a march in Rome on Sunday by survivors of clergy sex abuse from reaching St. Peter's Square. Ten thousand former choir boys say they expected it.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Strange DC Rally

Stewart knocks media, political class at D.C. rally. "I'm probably the worse of the lot", he confesses. Breaks down in tears.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Terrorist Attempt Fails

The secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano discusses the terrorist bombing attempt. "It was a Terrorist bombing attempt." Reporters disappointed!

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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He's A Strange One!

San Francisco couple want to know why their son, at 18, is not yet smoking pot!

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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New Google Search

Google launches it's new strip-search engine January first.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Contains Several Homes

Benton, Arkansas, headquarters of WalMart is turned into one big super-dooper WalMart.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Obama Loses It!

President loses it on final day of campaigning for Tuesday's elections. Tells unemployed "Get off your ass and get to work!"

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Grandpa's Last Wish

Grandfather says that before he dies, he's like to see one more episode of "Gunsmoke".

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Michelle's Mother About First Dog

Michelle Obama's mother says Water dog a kidney covered with dog hair. "I know now why they are called Water dogs. They water everything."

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Who's Your daddy?

Judge in Little Piddle, Arkansas usually declares accused "Guilty until proven wealthy!"

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Deal Or Punt!

Deal or Punt Decision on Bush Tax Cuts Is Obama's decision. "He needs to shit or get off the campaign trial", says Senator.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Generation GapTroopers

Generation Gap Divides Troops on Gays in Military as older troops have larger gaps.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Not Real Popular Right Now, Sir

A major cereal company has denied President Obama's request to have his picture shooting baskets on it's boxes.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Check Here For The Latest

Taliban hold secret talks with Afghan president. I'm sorry, TheSpoof had agreed to keep that a secret.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Where's The Fun Anymore

Climbers of Mount Everest disappointed to find a Starbucks there, filled with hikers.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Obama: Not Funny

Friends of President Obama angry comedian why he didn't wear his flight suit for interview after Prez says his appointment 'doing a heck of a job".

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Bear Wallow In Recession Depression

Mayor of Bear Wallow, Kentucky says town going down fast during recession. "One day all that they will say about our town is that a bear once wallowed there."

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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"I've Outlived Them All"

Old woman at nursing home who claimed she had outlived all her enemies in TV interview has heart attack as they bring in 94-year-old she had forgotten.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Slimeball Receives Award

Local politician angry over "Slimeball of the Year" Award until he learns that it includes $50,000 prize money.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Glee Club Somber

Glee Club at Bear Wallow, Kentucky broke up during the 1930's depression beginning to look shaky once again.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Building Relocated?

The factory that builds many GPS systems has disappeared, says the FBI. "This looks suspicious.", states spokesman.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Betty? You Can Call Me Al!

Women in Tennessee, Kentucky and North Carolina tired of Al Gore's pick-up line: "I'm harder than my statue at Madam Tussauds Museum."

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Dick Cheney Pans "Saw 3D"

Gives movie two severed detainee thumbs down.

written by manbrad, 31 October 2010
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Called Us Humans!

Signing gorilla says that he had an image of Charles Darwin's head in his crap before he threw it.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Hoffa's Location Gone Forever

Old dying mobster says boss made them eat Jimmy Hoffa. If we didn't, we too would be in a world of shit.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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However, They Spit Like Crazy

San Francisco Giants accuse Texas Rangers hired someone to put itch powder in jocks. Couldn't scratch before large TV audience but fidgeting cost them the game.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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No Million Monkey March

Million monkey march in the spring by PETA canceled after 50 used in a trial run. Promise to clean up act.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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White Color Suit

White collar workers launch large lawsuit against most laundry detergents for false advertising.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Lowering The Maximum Wage?

Obama may raise minimum wage law, introduce maximum wage law! Fast Food says they will have to lay off workers but Top Bosses will leave on their own.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Ford's Indoor Game Not Good Either

Newly discovered Nixon White House tapes show that Gerald Ford often hit people while putting golf balls into a cup on the floor.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Ford Owed Pardon To Nixon

Newly released Richard Nixon tapes show that Gerald Ford stepped on Nixon's toe so much (With lots of colorful language)that he had to pardon Nixon later.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Million Man March

Old Maids say they are planning a million man march early next year. Hire kidnappers.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Comments From DC Rally

Everyone at Washington DC rally yesterday says that it's a good thing to laugh at others every once in awhile.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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New Obama Bill

President Obama introduces a new bill to do away with glass ceilings at the workplace.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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The Latest Thing

Teens going to 'saucer lips' as latest thing to ears stapled to their heads.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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75% Sure Thing

The price of gasoline could go back up in the future says MENSA of Arkansas.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Flu Shoots Are Ready!

Foot-In-Mouth VP Joe Biden says US has plenty of flu shots this winter and the stupid flu probably won't even shop up!"

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Hole In Plane

Hole found in plane that took off from Miami. Discovered by man in long line to bathroom.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Hickenlooper Films His Last

Filmmaker George Hickenlooper dies in Denver. No I didn't make that name up", says reporter Keptinpecker.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Stewart: DC Already Has Clowns Here. Over 300!

Signs at Stewart/Colbert rally show Republicans with Hitler mustaches. Rally Sign: 'I masturbate to Christine O'Donnell'. All should really help their candidates.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Dems Want New President In 2012?

SHOCK POLL: 47% of Dems want primary opponent for Obama. Their favorite: Anybody!

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Yes We Can Argue!

President argues with hecklers for nearly 3 minutes at latest rally.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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CIA Wakes Up

Authorities say discovered bombs were set to explode over Western cities in massive mid-air 'spectaculars'.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Escaping The Death Tax

Congresswoman: Estate tax hike has some planning death before Dec. 31, headed for Oregon.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Browns At It Again

Mangini, Browns weigh options at quarterback. Same as past ten years.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Favre To Start?

Report: Favre expects to start against Patriots but may look like a mummy.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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White House Cancels Blowout!

White House: could be more mail, overhead and underground bombs.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Vietnam To Get Second Nuclear Power Plant

Japan, Vietnam agree on rare earths, nuclear power there. Something else for Stewart to laugh at.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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London To Look 'Empty'?

Will UK's cuts force poor families out of London? Could be a lot of empty buildings left as there aren't many not poor, just as in US

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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US Will Help End Sexual Slavery

Clinton: US will help end sexual slavery. I can teach being cold to many in new book, "It Takes An Iceberg".

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Still Life With Brains!

Artist's study of island brings the dead to life. "I've always heard of this", says man with posing zombie.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Seltzer Water Cools Elections

In election's shadow, rally draws laughs, but not as many as political jokers running for office?

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Lola Over Lula

Brazil votes for new president to succeed Lula as many call for Lola! La-la-la-Lola!

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Haiti Blames Others

Protesters blame UN base for cholera in Haiti. "Couldn't possibly came from us in pristine conditions here."

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Oil Affected Sea Life?

Scientists to see if oil spill hurt deep sea life, such as is left of it.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Tricks Come Tuesday?

No tricks, big treat: a White House Halloween. "Thank you Mr. Obama. Sorry my folks hate you."

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Obamas Using Candy Treats

No tricks, big treat: a White House Halloween as they will receive much candy with note: "Talk to your parents about Tuesday. Plenty more candy if you do."

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Will Probably Sway Votes

Israeli Jews at odds with liberal brethren in US. "Why vote against your home country?

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Israeli Jews May Change Votes

Israeli Jews at odds with liberal brethren in US as Obama goes from mosque to mosque on overseas visits.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Smelled Like Giants Home Games

In election's shadow, rally draws laughs, activism, pot, munchies!

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Laugh All The Way To The Bankruptcy

In election's shadow, rally draws laughs, activism, Dem Candidates, unemployed!

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Rahm It Down Their Throats?

Poll: Dems split over handing Obama '12 nomination. May nominate Rahm so that GOP rival will 'retire' from the race, like in Chicago.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Dems Are Split

Poll: Dems split over handing Obama '12 nomination, bringing back that pantsuit lady.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Land Of Few Toilets

India: Land of many cell phones, fewer toilets. "This is Ineel. Have you seen any toilets?"

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Stewart Condemns Political Attacks & Calls GOP A**holes!

Stewart knocks media, political class at D.C. rally but doesn't explain his own attacks.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Many Confused Over Rally

Stewart knocks media, political class at D.C. rally for whatever whenever.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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"I Won! I Won! I Won!"

Soft-spoken 18-year-old American wins Miss World suddenly becomes much louder!

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Clinton Against Sex Slavery

Clinton: US will help end sexual slavery. "I call for salt peter to be placed in all fast foods."

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Clinton Speaks Out Against Sexual Slavery

Clinton: US will help end sexual slavery, beginning with my husband.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Obama Ending Second Year of Campaining!

Obama hits Northeast, Midwest to stem GOP tide although many local candidate ask him to go away.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Obama Popping Up Everywhere To Insure Loses

Obama using taxpayer's money hits Northeast, Midwest to stem GOP tide. But HE's the one whose losing it for them.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Yemen Manhunt #2

Mail bomb investigators push on with Yemen manhunt. Authorities instruct officers, "Ye men spread out and check everyone."

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Yemen Manhunt?

Mail bomb investigators push on with Yemen manhunt but change to woman hunt after first arrest.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Honduras most dangerous place on the planet to play "footie"!

Hondurian footie players don't only have their boots and balls whilst playing footie, they also have revolvers stuck down their shorts and the trainer a kalashnikov in his hands, it's murder!

written by Jaggedone, 31 October 2010
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What Sanctions?

Iranian President Ahmadinejad says the imposed UN/US sanctions are not hurting his country. However, every Iranian will only be able to shower and change underwear once per month until further notice!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 October 2010
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Steady Employment


After November 2, 2010 all those paid "Horses Asses" who did political commercials will go back to doing TV commercials again!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 October 2010
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What a Politically Correct Country?

An American citizen needs a driver's license to purchase an alcoholic drink, but an illegal immigrant can vote without showing a driver's license!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 October 2010
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US Postal Service Business Up

USPS is encouraging 320 million Americans to ship a big box of "dog shit" to al-Qaeda in Yemen without any postage charges!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 October 2010
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A Big Bang Theory

Presidential Press Secretary Gibbs announced today that 25 US nuclear tipped missiles have disappeared along with the country of Yemen.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 October 2010
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No Help

President Obama and blue state Democratic liberal left governors help small business' "go-out-of-business" by invoking Obamacare taxes and additional business taxes, respectively!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 October 2010
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That Famous Pose!

Voter asks President Obama why he always looked like he smelled dog shit on someones shoes.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Sounds Like Former VP

Mrs. Dick Cheney says that during rare tornado there, her husband strapped himself to a big rock and hurled insults at it!

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Bear Attacks Increase

After bear attacks last week, authorities say "instead of throwing a can of beer at them, why not throw a can of whoopass and see if it opens it up?"

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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It's A Problem This Time

Two dys before election day and polls say most people have yet to make up their minds which candidates they hate the least.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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No Wonder Men Are Nuts

Woman takes 30 minutes to do make-up before going to work so that she'll look like she has no make-up on.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Arkansas Man Gets Bargain

Powerful new night scope for rifle pays for itself in deer meat the very first time out.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Judge Thomas Not To Rule

Supreme Court Justice Thomas recuses himself from their ruling on just what is pornography!

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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A Supreme Decision

U. S. Supreme Court rules 19 to 12 in favor of legalizing marijuana nationwide!

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Who Shot Prez In The Face A Mystery

Just to piss off Dick Cheney, President Obama names the entire state of Wyoming a Nation State Park!

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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That's A Savings Minus!

President Obama says his ObamaCare Program would save seniors a full 50% off the 1000% mark-up price on prescription drugs.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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Station Broken Into

The International Space Station was broken into once again, according to NASA. Only thing taken was the piss to water machine.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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A New Record?

Beauty shop on Main street near liquor store marks "471 Days Without A Car Driving Through Our Window".

written by Bureau, 31 October 2010
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