Order by:
Rating:

Dementia Risk Higher In Smokers

Huge Rise in Dementia Risk for Midlife Smokers! 'Actually, we couldn't have had too many smarts to take it up to begin with', says one.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Danno Leaves Life's Stage

Actor who played Danno on 'Hawaii Five-O' in in Da'boneyard-o!

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Gays Take Longer To Vote!

Poll workers say that gays take longer to vote since they refuse to vote a straight Democrat or Republican ticket.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Obama Tripping Off To India

Economics to override politics during Obama's visit to India as many tell President "Bring our jobs back!"

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Best State For retirement!

The 10 Best States For Retirement! Number One: Completely smashed, because you'll never be able to retire!

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Great Goggling Going 'Gain

Gabby geeks gather to giggle over gadgets and gamer goodies!

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

It's That Old BUSH Again!

Dems say employment worse because many do not want to work for worthless dollars that BUSH printed.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

French: Lot Of Garbage!

French officials say there has been no major strike there, that the whole thing was a lot of garbage!

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Madoff Still A Favorite

Prison authorities say that many people still want to invest with Bernie Madoff. "Most of us made money!", says one caller.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

That's A Downer!

Economy experts say that the Forbes 500 probably the next to go belly up!

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Two More Volcanos Blow!

Russia's Kamchatka volcanoes spew giant ash clouds. With so many volcano eruptions this year, will they bring on global cooling?

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Burke & Hare Bears

Russia's hungry bears dig up graves for food. Stuffed Burke & Hare Bears may be hit of Holiday Season!

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Granny Got His Gooner!

A feisty 88-year-old Kentucky woman said she must have had perfect aim when she fought off an intruder by kicking him. "I got him in the gooner. Hope they swell till they pop!"

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Paul Funeral Planned

Paul, the late soccer psychic octopus, to be buried at sea!

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Paul Knew Too Much!

World Cup soccer's psychic octopus dies! Rahm's opponent in Chicago 'drops out'. What did Paul know & what really happened to the psychicpus?

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

GM Pensions Cut?

General Motors says it will cut $11B in debt, pension obligations in order not to layoff anymore workers. Pensioners eying strikers in France!

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Bugs Take Manhattan, Then They'll Take Berlin!

Bedbugs Try to Take Over the World, Spotted at UN building in NYC. Cockroach wants nukes fired right away!

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Taxpayors Gave Teachers Plastic Surgery

Taxpayers covered $9 million in cosmetic surgery for NY teachers and they're all still ugly as a mud fence!

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Dems Elected The Wrong Person

Bill Clinton's 'retribution tour' against Barack Obama. Clinton especially thanking those who voted for his wife against Obama.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Politicians Hire PIs To Look For Own Dirt

Politicians use PIs to unearth their own skeletons. "If they can't find any, my opponent won't", says anonymous politician.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Rahm Victorious #2

RAHM VICTORIOUS: Top Opponent Suddenly Drops Out Of Mayor's Race As Kneecaps No Longer Able To Support Him!

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Rahm's Opponent Suddenly Drops Out!

RAHM VICTORIOUS: Top Opponent Suddenly Drops Out Of Mayor's Race in Chicago as he was made an offer he couldn't refuse.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Washington DC Blamed For Economic Mess!

POLL: 65% Would Vote to Replace Entire Congress, 55% would change the President, VP and the Senate!

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

President Dude, My Man!

Should Jon Stewart Have Called President Obama 'Dude?' Poll shows 55% would have called him left off the 'e'.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

New Bush Book

BOOK: Bush Originally Thought Military Shot Down PA Plane On 9/11. It wasn't until later that he learned what heroes aboard the plane had done.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Traffic Jam Nostalgia!

Another long car jam in China brings a tear to those here in California as they remember when people had jobs and those things happened here.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Unknown Grope

A previous unknown grope takes credit for the NYC Subway attacks this morning.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Oxford Warns Of Fees Funding Gap

"We suggested Next or River Island, but if we don't sort it soon, it'll be bloody Gap Kids and Baby Gap," said source.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Six Water Companies Miss Leak Targets

Due to spelling error: have been growing sprouts, cabbages, beans and peas.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Fresh BBC Strikes Announced

"Yeah, the old ones were getting a bit stale," says union spokesman.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Judges Getting Tough

Benefits cheat who stole £50,000 escapes jail - and is given 106 YEARS to pay back the money. "I might get a little behind the first 25 years", he tells judge. Judge adds on another 44 years!

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

No Apple Bobbing?

Officials said a 'high velocity impact with an apple' had the potential to cause serious eye injury while unclean water could lead to infection or blindness. Admit this hasn't happened before.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

China After Bernanke #2

China Urges Bernanke: Stop Printing Dollars! "Oh no, cheap dollars for your cheapo products!"

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

China After Bernanke

China Urges Bernanke: Stop Printing Dollars! Apparently Bernanke can't hear over presses going full steam!

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Ads Turning More Negative!

Poll: Political Ads Turn More Negative. "My opponent makes Bernie Madoff look like a saint!"

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Dem Explains Obama Remark

RI Dem Qualifies Telling Obama to 'Shove It'. "Only after some Ky-Jelly, of course."

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Obama Speaks Bush!

Obama Echoes Bush's Katrina Gaffe: (On Economy) "Larry Summers did a heck of a job!"

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Nation Can't Afford More Debt?

Boehner: 'No Compromise' on Stopping Obamacare! We need to destroy it before it destroys us.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Election Day Near

Election day nears. California may legalize pot. Detroit to legalize throwing things at football players.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Last Second Decision

Election Day is less than a week away. Ralph Nader says he may yet form a third party. Told that Presidential election two years away. "Then I'm not too late?"

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

From Tank To "Tank"

North Carolina Marine commander relieved of duty over charges of speeding and drunken driving in tank.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Narrowing It Down

Portrait of LA mummy emerges: Woman whose body found in car held 2 master's degrees, once worked for LA schools, Owned two cats and hated pickles.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Gore A Bore!

Gore leaves car idling for one hour during speech; Opts for Swedish government jet over public transportation. Throws gum wrapper on grass.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Obama No Fun

Obama cracks few jokes in 'Daily Show' interview. Won't quit campaigning.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Mohammed Top British Name

Mohammed is the most popular name for newborn boys -- in England! Second is Skoob.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

NJ Guv Kills Tunnel

NJ governor cites dollars, cents in killing tunnel. "Too much to dig up right now!"

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Spies Everywhere

SPY AWAY: Feds end GOOGLE probe; Data breach investigation dropped by FTC. Guy who was peeking into your bedroom window has been released.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

German Economy Improving

German Unemployment Dips to 18-Year Low. Why isn't that happening in the US?

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Keith Richards is immortal, that's a fact!

Keith richards has divulged his secrets about his near immortality, he said in his new book "no f*****g sex, plenty of booze, drugs and rock and roll man!" The book carries a health warning!

written by Jaggedone, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Swift Advises Kids

Taylor Swift tells kids: Read for a better life so you can learn others.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Vertical Farms!

'Vertical Farm' envisions tall future for farming but rough one for tractor sales.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Carey Pregnant!

Mariah Carey announces she's pregnant! "If not, I sure am fat!"

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Candidates Use Kids!

Candidates use children to make final pitch. Holding family pets as last resort.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Nissan Recall This Time!

Nissan reveals glitch and issues its third largest recall ever. That makes 50% of all cars made in the past 10 years.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Either Went Busted Or Moved

Rich Americans feel better off vs year-ago: Merrill. "Of course there are only 10% left."

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Obama Publicity Getting Out Of Hand

Obama makes Historic appearance on 'The History Channel'. "Shows him kicking Hitler's ass all over Europe."

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

GOP Changed By Tea Party

The party crashers: Behind the new Republican revival. "It's not going to be the same old thing when Tea Party arrives!

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Puting On The Blitz!

Heavy makeup, dark eyes prompt Putin speculation as he claims it's from visiting volcano eruptions!

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

BBC journalists and Fire brigade to stage strikes on November 5.

Lots of people will die, but we wont get to hear about it.

written by matthatt, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Russia Erupts

Two volcanoes erupt at the same time in Russia. The worst ones since Krushchev's shoe-banging episode at the UN in the 1960's!

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

BBC journalists also to stage strike on November 5 in a row over pensions.

So, will there be no one at work, anywhere that night?

written by matthatt, 28 October 2010
Rating:

West Ham Shock

West Ham United have decided to only play in Cup Games for the rest of the season.

written by j.w., 28 October 2010
Rating:

Paul the Octopus's Dying Words

"Prepare to fire the..INK!"

written by SpaceElevator, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Obama Everywhere #6

Obama makes historic appearance on the mound at World Series. Helps coach make decision to call in reliever.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Summit Making Progress

Hopes for treaty rise at UN biodiversity summit that would pay poor countries not to eat rare animals.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

M16: Spies Needed Now More Than Ever

MI6 chief says spying crucial to stop Iran nuclear drive. Any real-life James Bond, please step forward."

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

No Designated Driver Needed

Driverless vans could really help bars attenders as it could take drive everyone home safely.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Giants' Fan Recalls the Shaky '89 World Series

"Earthquake jarred us into a lower deck, better view. However, those in the best seats wound up on the playing field."

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Driverless Van Travels Bridge To Nowhere

Driverless vans end 8,000-mile test drive to China. Should help countries save on fuel.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Serves Him Right

Heavy makeup, dark eyes prompt Putin speculation as Putin has been giving Russia a black eye for some time.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Somebody Making Sense?

Saudi prince backs moving planned NYC mosque. "It would be a constant image of hatred for many Americans."

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Tuition To Jump Again

College tuition costs climbing again this fall. Will selling drugs on the side be enough to cover them?

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Protesters Getting Tired

French protest again on pensions but fatigue weighs. More 'Lie-Ins" expected.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Hippy Movement Back?

Foreclosure activity up across most US metro areas. Many considering sharing homes with other families.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Where Are People Going?

Foreclosure activity up across most US metro areas. From every 4th house to every 3rd house.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Are texting and Facebook worse than TV?

Are texting and Facebook worse for teens than TV? Certainly. They couldn't carry TV around 24 hours a day.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Are texting and Facebook worse Than TV?

Are texting and Facebook worse for teens than TV? Only if the teens usually talk to their TVs.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Obama Everywhere #4

Obama makes historic appearance on "Dancing With The Stars". Can't explain why.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Obama Everywhere #3

President to show up on NFL Pre-Game shows Sunday. Show his ignorance about football as well as politics.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Obama Everywhere #2

Obama makes historic appearance on 'Sesame Street'. Hopes to show how he can help Dem political puppets.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

They're Voting Against YOU!

Obama makes historic appearance on 'Daily Show'. Some DEM candidates ask him to go away.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Obama Everywhere

Obama makes historic appearance on 'Daily Show' but every time anyone sees and hears him, his approval ratings drop.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Early Images Of Humans

Very early photographic images of humans discovered., many of them on French postcards.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Economy Still On The Ropes

AP survey: Painfully slow economic gains into 2011 hoped for but no guarantees.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
Rating:

US Marine Pulls Out of Afghan Hound

'He shouldn't have been in there in the first place' says Bang Ki-Moon.

written by pinxit, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Tea Party Wakes Up and Smells the Coffee

About time...

written by pinxit, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Paul has last laugh

"See I told you Paul was dead" claimed ex Beatle Paul McCartney after hearing news that the mighty mollusc from the FIFA World Cup had expired. "Listen to our songs next time" he added ruefully.

written by whatinthe world, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Paul pulls off a trick

Paul the Octupus has been found alive and well in the waters
off Miami, Florida. Apparently his faked death was an insurance scam and the mighty mollusc is absolutely rolling in cash.Well,well,well.

written by whatinthe world, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Paul is not dead

In breaking news, Paul the Octupus has been spotted alive in waters off Ibisa, near Spain. He was in the company of Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. Apparently, Paul was freed by grateful Spanish fans.

written by whatinthe world, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Pixar to Remake Gone With the Wind Using Animation

Pixar announced a remake of the classic Gone With the Wind 3D animation. This will be their first attempt at an adult movie with an R rating. Rhett Butler's voice will be played by George Clooney.

written by Jean Le Fete, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Elvis Spotted in North Dakota Snow Drift

Elvis the cow of farmer John was trapped in a snow drift in this season's first blizzard. Farmer John was arrested the Division of Cow services for neglect.

written by Jean Le Fete, 28 October 2010
Rating:

Hotel Guests Leaving

Hotel guests check out early where Charlie was screaming most of the night. Word is now out that the bed bugs really bite hard there.

written by Bureau, 28 October 2010
« Sep 2010 October 2010 Nov 2010 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
26
2nd
28
3rd
25
4th
16
5th
33
6th
70
7th
71
8th
79
9th
70
10th
67
11th
80
12th
98
13th
106
14th
98
15th
103
16th
77
17th
99
18th
86
19th
90
20th
102
21st
106
22nd
88
23rd
98
24th
124
25th
95
26th
87
27th
90
28th
92
29th
91
30th
95
31st
107

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 multiplied by 3?

2 8 3 22


Go to top