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But Mum's The Word

Mon and Pop Stores now will sell you a hot babe National Geographic from under the counter!

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Number 50 Coming Up

Boyfriend promises that he'll never do that again...and seven times seven is a sure promise.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Got One Reaction

Nurse that gave paralyzed man from his waist down says he's not completely paralyzed.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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"Oh, They Like That, They Do!"

Local man knows just about everything about women but never seen on a date.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Cheney's Shooting Victim

Man who Dick Cheney shot in the face four years ago stated that the former VP never apologized. Most of the country say much the same.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Octopuses Garden In The Shade

Sir Paul McCartney says he had nothing to do with psychic octopus, "Paul". Though I did hate them mixing us up. I hate water."

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Violent Offenders To Court

'Violent offenders should ALWAYS go before courts' country's top judge warns. 'Provided they are caught of course.'

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Workshy Get Ready!

75% of incapacity claimants are fit to work: Tough new benefits test weeds out the workshy. Better break a leg or something.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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It's A Gas!

Man on all-spud diet regretting 60-day goal, runs everybody off after switching to sweet potatoes.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Featured Writer nomination causes elation in Fields' house

Excited over the accolades presented to her husband, Mrs. Fields (spouse of TheSpoof.com featured writer, Ellis Ian Fields) declares: "My cookie-baking days are now over, Mister Shakespeare!"

written by SpaceElevator, 26 October 2010
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Like Old Times!

Ironically, ObamaCare could well come to an end in a smoke-filled room!

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Government Motors To Be Sold?

The government gives up, will probably sell General Motors to Tonka Toys!

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Charity Giving Down

Charitable Giving Down 11% in 2009! SURE! Now that we're on the receiving end!

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Christine O'Donnell Reveals her Halloween Costume

Amid speculation she'd go as a witch this Halloween, O'Donnell revealed, she'd dress up as a politician. "No one will guess who she is," quipped a warlock.

written by JAB, 26 October 2010
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Karzai Asks Iran for Handout

The ever-obliging Ahmadinejad offered 34 left-handed males, 13 right-handed females, 55 right-handed mixed and 89 gays, assorted.

written by JAB, 26 October 2010
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Iran Paying For Favors

Afghan President Rails Against America in Diatribe! Hints that further outbursts could come with more bags of money from Iran.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Remembers Now

Obama Cites 'Creator' 4X Since Reporter Asked WH About Omission Last Week And Lightning Hit WH.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Supreme Court To Decide Close, Cheated Ones?

Voter Joyce Ferrara said when they went to vote for Republican Sharron Angle, her Democratic opponent, Sen. Harry Reid's name was already checked. May ask for criminal charges.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Protester Stomped

PROTESTER STOMPED AT KY DEBATE! "Some people talk with their feet" not clearly understood that it meant going to vote!

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Obama Approval 37%

SHOCK POLL: OBAMA HITS 37 APPROVAL! At this rate he'll set records of Bush & Carter.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Well, I Thought It Over

Prospect of adding a full inch where it counts causes local man to change his mind about stem cell research.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Should Have Unplugged Toaster!

Home prices weaken across the country. Also, a lot of house fires!!

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Celine Dion Names Twins Bert & Ernie

Celine,says she and Rene argued over names.He wanted Miss Piggy & Rizzo the Rat.Dion had to remind him that her name was Miss Piggy."C'est la vie",sighed Rene.

written by JAB, 26 October 2010
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Paul (RIP) the world cup octopus has died "sus-fishily"!

Paul the world cup octopus who tipped many of the games correctly has died under very "fishy" circumstances, it seems that the Chinese Mafia poisoned him with dodgy caviar, "fish balls!"

written by Jaggedone, 26 October 2010
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Lady GaGa takes over as most popular person on U tube, replacing Hitler!

Lady GaGa has jack-booted Hitler off of the Nr 1 spot on U tube, Hitler held the position for many years, but Lady has now taken over. Adolf fans are sure he will be back, Sieg Heil!

written by Jaggedone, 26 October 2010
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Kid Eats Cigar Butt

Man stands and watches lady's child eat a cigar stub while she gossips with friend. Thinks: "Bet he'll never take up smoking."

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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There It Is! Your People Are Inside!

Visiting Liberian student in Bear Wallow, Kentucky shown county library.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Scream In The Dark

Father creeping into dark room to kiss sleeping five-year-old son goodnight, gives the kid nightmares for the rest of his life after stepping on leggo castle & breaking toe on bed leg.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Church Of Jedi Wages War On The Spoof

May The Farce Be With Us.

written by Nick Hobbs, 26 October 2010
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Mad As A Tooth Fairy

Tooth Fairy mad as beeep! and lets it be known after getting tangled up in dream catcher.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Dollar Drops Again!

U.S. Dollar losing value again Indian wampum, beads!

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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It's The UN At Last!

Man in Butte, Montana thinks something may be up as he saw several tanks in the downtown area.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Eddie's Having Another Sale!

Crazy Eddie's Furniture Store has his 100th Going Out Of Business Sale!

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Eskimos Have More Than Words

Eskimos have 80 words for snow and 95 versions of an ass-kicking to the next one who asks.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Small Village May Move

Small village in Peru say they are tired of bogus tabloid's saying there are two-headed babies, Siamese triplets, Elvis in their area.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Hospital: 101

Hospital 101: Hospitals are a great opportunity to pick up house shoes, watches and expensive rings while other patients sleep. Be sure to take a really big laundry bag.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Sorry, Too Old!

Model's resume says that she still looks great and still weighs only 115 at 32 years of age. "I know I'm an old woman but I look 24!"

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Ky. Man Let Down

Cement mixer in Bear Wallow, Kentucky man says that both Levitra and Viagra have let him down. Fixing to try his own invention.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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UK Recovery "Faster Than Expected."

Yup - missed it!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 26 October 2010
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Paul, The Psychic Octopus Dies

One source reports that the Vatican are said to keeping a phial of his ink just in case he is made a Saint. Another source says..."B..b..but they've already got one St. Paul!"

written by IN SEINE, 26 October 2010
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Aquarium Releases Last Words of Paul the Ironic Octopus

'So long, suckers!'

written by pinxit, 26 October 2010
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He Just Didn't See It Coming!

Paul, the Psychic octopus has finally kicked the bucket! Apparently he died of natural causes. Many conspiracy theories think otherwise. Some say Al Qaeda are to blame.

written by IN SEINE, 26 October 2010
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What's Wrong In DC?

Poll: What's wrong with Washington? It's the people in charge, not the system. The system has worked for over 220 years.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Chicago Windy Today

High wind warning issued for Chicago as region braces for one of the strongest storms since Joe Jackson's shoes blew away in 1919.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Volcano Ready To Blow?

Scientist says Indonesia's most volatile volcano has started to erupt. Indonesians wonder which plague is next.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Paid To Condemn America!

Afghan President Rails Against America in Diatribe...admits receiving 'bags of money' from Iran.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Jerry Brown Says He Lied First Time as Guv.

FLASHBACK: Jerry Brown on His First Stint as Governor: 'It's All a Lie... I Didn't Have a Plan for California'. I was a little spaced-out!

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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History Repeating Itself?

Bernanke Asset Purchases Risk Unleashing '1970s Jimmy Carter Inflation'!

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Obama Gas Higher!

Gas higher under Obama as witnesses claim it can lift him two inches above his chair during beer conferences.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Cuba: Taxes 50%

Cuba self-employed to pay taxes up to 50%. See, socialism works. Cuban society so much better off.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Gas Higher Under Obama

Gas prices have risen $1.01 per gallon since Obama took office. Holding back drilling making us pay more and giving it to Middle East oil producers.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Reverse Discrimination

OBAMA In Speech: REPUBLICANS 'GOTTA SIT IN THE BACK'

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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A Politician Cheating? Surely Not

DEM DEBATE CHEAT: Candidate got messages during debate with rival in Florida election.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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None So Far!

Bible.com investor sues company for lack of prophet!

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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NY Yanks Making Choices

Out of playoffs, Yankees now face big decisions on which top players they can buy from other teams.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Harley-Davidson Museum to pay tribute to vets!

Especially those vets that take special care of 'hogs'.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Workers On Study Ask For More Time!

Study reveals risky sex behavior among NYC teens...many in Central Park.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Stocks Down Everywhere

World stocks lower as earnings disappoint. Just like disappointment in Obama claim many. How many in US will be seen next Tuesday!

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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PETA Interested

Sestak's TV ad likens dog poop to US economic mess. Dogs object.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Even Invents New Cabinets

Obama appoints record number of native American officials.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Delay Trial Finally Ready

Jury selection to start in much delayed DeLay corruption trial!

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Obama Scrambling For Votes

Obama appoints record number of gay officials. Also, illegal aliens.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Cell Phones In Pockets Health Hazard?

Is Putting a Cell Phone in Your Pocket a Health Risk Even Though It Gives Your Privates A Buzz?

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Leaking False Information

U.S. says did not under-report Iraq civilian deaths. WikiLeaks are wrong.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Both Parties Court The Hippocrite Vote

Obama touts job creation and may give social security a $250 bonus after no raises for 2 years as midterm elections near.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Becks targeted by North Koreans

North Korea has threatened to kidnap David Beckham if that's what it takes to win the next football World Cup. The reclusive state will stop at nothing to attain its goal (ha!). Becks beware my son.

written by whatinthe world, 26 October 2010
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Paul The Octopus Is Dead #2

Paul the 'psychic' World Cup octopus dead: aquarium. Poisoned by his enemies?

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Paul The Octopus Is Dead

Paul the 'psychic' World Cup octopus dead: aquarium. Color guard funeral with eight rifle firings later in the week.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Big Nissan Breakthrough

Nissan introduces luxury hybrid, Infinity M doubles mileage to 10 MPG.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Sharing E-Health Records

Push for better ways to share e-health records as docs need to know "What's Up?"

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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No Health Linkage

Push for better ways to share e-health records as two doctors could be prescribing opposite meds.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Report: Iraq, Afghanistan Most Corrupt

Report: Iraq, Afghanistan among most corrupt. Maybe we should have sent in missionaries instead of troops.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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When Would Missile Go Up, Where Would It Come Down?

Iran begins inserting fuel into nuclear plant core. Israel begins fine-tuning computer hacking.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Can't Get A Break

Indonesian volcano rumbles as lava pressure builds..right after cyclone, earthquake and tsunami.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Sounds Pretty Wild

Wash. case raises alcoholic energy drink with worm in the bottom, concerns.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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About Time

Feds approve largest-ever solar project in Calif. only 50 years after they have been talking about it.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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"I Think Gay Thoughts Sometimes!"

Obama appoints record number of gay officials just before election time.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Phones In Pocket #2

Is Putting a Cell Phone in Your Pocket a Health Risk? Not unless your ring tone is Richard Simmons!

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Phones In Pockets

Is Putting a Cell Phone in Your Pocket a Health Risk? Or does it only make people think you're glad to see them?

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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The Politicians All Get Friendlier At Polling Time!

Obama appoints record number of gay officials. Condemns bullying. So do we all and that goes for politics.

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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NFL Updates

Romo breaks collarbone, Favre has stress fracture, NFL teams coming down to last man standing?

written by Bureau, 26 October 2010
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Banks Warned Over Self-Indulgent Bonuses

"Nah, you wouldn't want me to 'ave to send ve boyz rahnd, would yer?" Warns Vince.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 26 October 2010
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No Justice in Fat City


Obama administration says adult Americans are too fat or even obese. But if you tell a person they are fat/obese, either the ACLU or the Justice Department will sue you for civil rights violations!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 October 2010
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Structural Failure

A San Francisco CA man thought he was taking Viagra, but it was actually Botox. Doctors have been trying to repair stress fractures before the entire structure breaks apart!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 October 2010
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Obama, Pelosi, & Reid's Bag of Taxpayer Funded Useless Goodies

US unemployment rate & low Democratic poll numbers reflect Democrat's $810 billion stimulus spending failure. Republican political ads feature this spending failure, while Democratic ads are silent!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 October 2010
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Quote Without Comment

Rhode Island's Democratic gubernatorial candidate tells Obama he can "take his endorsement & really shove it!" Obama's non-endorsement is seen as an endorsement for the liberal GOP challenger.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 October 2010
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President Didn't Ask, So No One Told

President Obama tells NYT he discovered belatedly "there's no such thing as shovel-ready projects." Why didn't the president ask anybody in the US Government or corporations who manage programs?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 October 2010
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