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Elway Loses A Million

Former Denver Quarterback John Elway loses over one million dollars to scam artist. Blames five concussions during playing days!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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New Titanic!

There will be still another movie about the Titanic. Kirstie Alley will play the iceberg.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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NYC Miner Celebration

Bar in NYC stayed open all night as every time they'd bring up a miner in Chile, that take a shot. Only three left in chair by last one out.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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But Must Keep Mouth Closed!

Joe Biden told by Obama that he will be his running mate for 2012 election, even though it could cost him one million people he has offended in first two years.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Maybe Sell Enough Stories To Quit

Rescued Chile miners upset over company using up 70 days of vacation time. "That was no vacation!", yell wives outside the offices.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Tea Party Discovers Tea Taste Horrible

"I can't believe how horrible tea really is," Dick Armey,a spokesman for the Tea Party,said. "It is almost kind of sour tasting, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth."

written by UWGB-Beek, 20 October 2010
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Most Americans Happy Yankees Keep Losing

A new poll out today shows that 98% of Americans hope the Yankees keep losing.

written by UWGB-Beek, 20 October 2010
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United Fans Stick By Rooney

John from Wythenshaw and Eric and Ernie from Eccles pledge alleigance. The rest tell him to sod off.

written by Skoob1999, 20 October 2010
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Sir Alex To Put Rooney Situation To Bed.

Seems all he needs is a piss pot.

written by Skoob1999, 20 October 2010
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"Lisen up, dogs," says Karzai

Afghan president Hamid Karzai stated that the situation in Afghanistan should improve within a year or two. Political analysts think he meant dog years, which would mean the 7 to 14 years timeframe.

written by Cristobal El Gato, 20 October 2010
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Rooney Message To United Squad Ahead Of CL Tie - "I'm Missing You."

Correction:- "I'm dissing you."

written by Skoob1999, 20 October 2010
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Saudis Buy Weapons

U.S. Defense Department to sell up to $60 billion worth of weapons to Saudi Arabia to help confront threats from Iran, Syria, us.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Oldest Object Discovered

Scientists say they've found the oldest object in the universe. Here's a hint: He co-wrote most of the Rolling Stones hit songs!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Proud Of Their Heritage

Researchers say that not only is vampire story writer Meyer related to the original Dracula, but that Russian leader Putin direct descendant of Rasputin!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Hot to Trot!

Ex-GMTV presenter Kate Garraway reputedly has the hots for Adrian 'hanging piles' Chiles of dubious 'Daybreak' fame. "He's a sex god" gushed Kate as she experienced her third orgasm of the morning!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 20 October 2010
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"Say What?"

Chief Justice Thomas' wife seeks apology from accuser Anita Hill but mistakenly calls her "Bennie".

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Hollywood Helping Miners!

Hollywood stars to do benefit for Chile Coal Miners! "We know what it's like to have 5,000 reporters and cameramen around 24-hours a day!"

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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5,000-Year-Old Door Discovered In Switzerland?

Swiss archaeologists find 5,000-year-old door, remains of a 5,045-year-old Avon lady!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Oldest Galaxy Found!

Astronomers say they've found oldest galaxy so far. Even older than one they found yesterday.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Maybe Not Heaven Yet, But France?

'Clinically dead' woman wakes up in French hospital. "Boy is this a letdown!", she complains.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Madoff Auction

Bernie Madoff's golden slippers, piano to be auctioned in New York City.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Calif Guv Marries 16-Year-Old!

CERN scientists eye parallel universe breakthrough where, in one dimension, Woody Allen is Governor of California.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Doomsday Postponed?

End of the Earth Postponed as Mayans begin filibuster on the behalf of the human race.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Same Ole, Same Ole!

NAACP leader calls on Palin, Armey, to condemn alleged tea party racism and have they stopped beating their mates!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Make A Difference?

Tea party candidates vow to make a difference in Senate. Officially they are group #27 to make that promise.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Osborne Sends Clear Message To Electorate

Blame yourselves. You voted for us. Ha!

written by Skoob1999, 20 October 2010
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Sky News Supports Spending Review

Unlike everybody else.

written by Skoob1999, 20 October 2010
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David Cameron Actually Does Something At Last

Drags us all back into the dark ages.

written by Skoob1999, 20 October 2010
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Spending Cuts Promise Boom Time Looming

For homeless shelter operators.

written by Skoob1999, 20 October 2010
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UK Spending Review Heralds Good News For The Poor

They'll be able to appreciate their beans on toast so much more now.

written by Skoob1999, 20 October 2010
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Manchester United FC Learn Valuable Lesson

Never put your faith in a Scouser.

written by Skoob1999, 20 October 2010
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Cheryl Cole Unveils Tussaud's Waxwork Likeness

"It's more animated than the real thing," says observer.

written by Skoob1999, 20 October 2010
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Squirrel Talk!

First talking squirrel say that most of the jokes told by squirrels concern the double meaning of "nuts".

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Where Are You, Hon?

The best way to get a great job is to marry the bosses daughter. If ugly, complain that you have very week eyesight and have to wear dark glasses to bed.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Dollar Higher?

The U.S. Treasury, tired of the dollar being worth less by the week, announce that from now on, all US currency will be fully backed by nuclear weapons.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Happy Meal Advances

The latest on the Sixth Month Happy Meal is that it apparently moved on it's own.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Kim's Oldest Son Protests #2

North Korea's Kim's oldest son objects to his youngest son becoming new leader! "I'm twice as Looney Tunes as my youngest brother!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Kim's Oldest Son Protests

North Korea's Kim's oldest son objects to his youngest son becoming new leader! "He won't be protesting for long", says youngest brother.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Obama, Limbaugh, Palin Cousins

Obama, Limbaugh, Palin all related to each other. "I didn't recognize little Sarah since she was only nine at last family reunion many years ago", says President.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Inflatable Tanks

Russia experimenting with new blow-up tanks. Decoy target can even serve as girlfriend for troops in the field.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Can't Fight A War Alone

Britain can never again fight alone: 17,000 frontline personnel to go in drastic cuts. Draws chuckles from NKorea, Iran!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Britain's Oldest Lady Dies

Britain's oldest person dies at the age of 111: Elsie Steele saw 6 monarchs, 9 husbands, one honest politician and 21 prime ministers!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Guess He Showed Her!

Manchester man who wins argument with his wife also wins free knee in the groin!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Boys Missing

Police, fifty priests hunt for two young boys seen wandering streets alone in their pajamas.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Prank Snake Leads To Police Call

Fake snake prank sparks police emergency after it shows up in bag of popcorn at theater.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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We Must All Sacrifice

Osborne slashes 490,000 jobs, cuts welfare by £7bn and forces us all to work longer - but there's even MORE money for overseas aid, politician holidays and global warming

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Police Still On Alert!

Police in Vermont say they don't know why man there went on a knifing spree at the Guns & Ammo store in Montpelier.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Old "Lightning Rodney"

Illinois man who had lightning strike his wallet chain still pulling $20 bills out his ass!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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NYC's Finest!

"New York's Finest" not necessarily talking about cops claims Seventh Avenue pimp!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Both Diapers Full!

New father says their baby boy is boring. "All he does is eat and crap. Just like Grandpa. They're both being changed in the same room right now, but that's Grandpa crying!"

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Unemployed Vacation

President Obama tells unemployed, "Just consider your 18 months of unemployment checks as a vacation."

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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New Obama Book

President Obama's next book, "So Far So Good" will be out in January, along with a set rose-colored glasses!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Man Eats Cock In Busy Restaurant

"We ran out of hens breasts," says KFC manager, "all we had left were two cocks and a broiler!"

written by Nick Hobbs, 20 October 2010
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Agatha Christie's Signature Found on Back of Dirty Van

Graphologists have discovered the signature of Agatha Christie on a dirty white van in Cheltenham today. They believe that it is the work of a Grimewriter.

written by IN SEINE, 20 October 2010
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Fog Horn Leghari Dead At 71!

Farooq Ahmed Khan Leghari, former president of Pakistan, dies at age 70 over stroke he suffered, trying to pronounce his whole name!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Judge Thomas' Wife Asks Hill For Apology

Wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas reaches out to Anita Hill, who accused him of sexual harassment. Gets it bit!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Obama TV

Obama to appear on 'The Daily Show', 'Martha Stewart' and a rerun of 'Monk' ahead midterm election.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Shriners Cutting Back

Shriners hospitals start seeking insurance payments, remain free to children patients, clowns.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Pope Names New Promotions

Pope Benedict XVI names 24 new cardinals, three French hens, two turtledoves and a partridge.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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UK Budget Cuts

U.K. announces biggest budget cuts since WWII as part of austerity measures aimed at clearing the nation's leeches!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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US Troops Hamstrung On War Engagement

Troops chafe at restrictive rules of engagement, talks with Taliban. "We can't return fire unless someone gets killed!"

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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China Halting Key Minerals To US

SHOWDOWN: China halting key minerals to USA. Obama to back down again?

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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No Meat Dresses!

Butchers warn against wearing Lady Gaga raw meat dress for Halloween. Suggest wearing pork chop on chain around neck. void dogs.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Saudi Prince Guilty

UPDATE: Saudi prince convicted of murdering manservant in London. Saudis may remove head to teach him a lesson.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Pelosi Not To Run Again?

Pelosi: I won't run again for Speaker...I'm retiring my gavel!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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House Speaker Has House Foreclosure

SPEAKER FACES FORECLOSURE ON HOUSE. Pelosi spent too much on botox say family.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Judge denies delay on gay troops order

Also win the right to skip during marches!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Barack, Michelle Video As They're Everywhere But Washington

Barack, Michelle Make Campaign Video: Fight For It! "Another 13 Trillion Dollars In Debt Won't Matter!"

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Barack , Michelle Ads

Barack, Michelle Make Campaign Video: Fight For It! "Don't let them keep laying you off!"

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Almost Shot LBJ #2

A former Secret Service agent says in new book that he nearly shot President Lyndon B. Johnson hours after John F. Kennedy's assassination. PETA say LBJ lifting beagles by ears earned him a bullet!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Almost Shot LBJ

A former Secret Service agent says in his new book that he nearly shot President Lyndon B. Johnson hours after John F. Kennedy's assassination. Some Vietnam war vets say they wish he had.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Obama On Martha Srewart

Obama to appear on Stewart's 'Daily Show' Oct. 27. To show audience how he managed to bankrupt country in less than 2 years.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Obama All Over TV

Obama to appear on Stewart's 'Daily Show' Oct. 27, ABC, NBC & CBS on October 28-31. Mother-In-Law still running White House!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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More Options Against Drug-Addictions

Longer-lasting options to treat drug addiction as scientists offer new "Cure Or Kill" pills.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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More Men Asking About Books On Sexual Advice

Starbucks hopes free songs, e-books lure customers. Also ladies in short-shorts!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Old Flour Children

New evidence found for flour in stone-age diet. Also, stone=ground meal.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Evidence Of Stone Age Flour!

New evidence found for flour in stone-age diet. "But it wasn't self-rising", says one.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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5,000-Year-Old Door Discovered

Swiss archaeologists find 5,000-year-old door. Most afraid to open it.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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But Hard To Tell

Jimmy McMillan stands out in N.Y. governor debate. Looked much more less stupid, say audience.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Clintons Helping Teens

Hillary Clinton offers support to gay teens. Bill Clinton offers support to straight ones.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Pompey Unbeaten In Five After Win At Millwall

Said superfan Jake Seaport: "I can't... It's.... What the f...? I mean... C'mon Yew Blews!!!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 20 October 2010
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Goodbye To Free Checking

Banks tell customers to say goodbye to traditional free checking. Customers ask 'what free checking?'

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Gays & Goy Re-enlist

US Troops discharged for being gay try to re-enlist. Israeli Troops discharged for being goy also re-enlist.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Oil Leak Uncertainty

6 months after oil spill, much remains unknown as Floridians form search party for missing oil leak!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Candidates Getting Really Ugly In Nevada

Nevada Senate race turns uglier with Hispanic ad as both candidates faces could break a mirror.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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4012 The Actual Date?

End of the Earth Postponed as experts now say Mayans forgot to carry 2!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Vote On Pensions

France faces more protests as pension vote looms. Many youth hoping it is not voted down as they're having too much fun.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Been A Long Series

Cain beats Abel 3-0 as Giants take 2-1 NLCS lead over David.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Reluctant Florence Henderson leaves 'Dancing' #2

Reluctant Florence Henderson leaves 'Dancing'. "Six brats at home wore me out", she complains.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Florence Henderson Leaves "Dancing"

Reluctant Florence Henderson leaves 'Dancing'. Mr. Brady asks the kids what can they learn from this?

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Alarms Over Radiation

Alarms over radiation from thyroid cancer patients as radiation could affect those around them.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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'Happy Days' beloved dad Tom Bosley dead at 83

Gone upstairs after feeling "Frisky" says Mrs. C.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Tom Bosley Dead At 83

'Happy Days' beloved dad Tom Bosley dead at 83. Generation TV "dad" for many teens of the early 1970's, as Andy Griffith earlier.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Poverty Rising At Places Already In Poverty

America's Poor: Where Poverty Is Rising In America. Mostly in the south and inner cities but poverty hasn't left there in many years. "No society security by Obama hasn't helped!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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New Translators Postpone End Of The World

End of the Earth Postponed! New Mayan translations has put the end of the world past 2012. Today's heroes!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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French Situation Worsens #2

French protesters, police clash again. Several injured in huge slap-off!

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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France Situation Worsens

French fuel depots forced open amid strikes as strikers taking very early retirements.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Politics As Usual

Stimulus spending looms large in midterm contests. Everyone's out to buy your vote.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Gay Troops Back

Troops discharged for being gay try to re-enlist, becoming a part of new "Whores From Hell" group.

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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Hedge Fund Boost of $120bn

Neighbours fear loss of natural light.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 20 October 2010
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Thought For The Day:

Man, I'm looking forward to the weekend!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 20 October 2010
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Gays Into Service!

Military recruiters told to accept gay applicants. Ask if they can adopt the "Whore From Hell!"

written by Bureau, 20 October 2010
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