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Sounds Like A Native American

ABC Launches A New Reality Dating Series Called: "Joe Horsepecker!"

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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NKorea Makes It's Point

North Korea stores last nuclear missile: "Now who wants to call us "the dog eaters"?

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Stewart Group Not Gay

Rod Stewart denies that his old group, Small Feces were gay. If we were gay, we would have called ourselves "Big, Bloody Feces!"

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Adult Toy Recall

Over 20,000 Chinese made adult toys found to contain lead being pulled from shelves, homes and bodies.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Another Old Favorite Gone

Barbara Billingsley, the Mother of all Beavers, passes away!

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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VP Into Reading

Vice President Biden spotted carrying a copy of "The Complete Idiot's Guide To Finding Bin Laden".

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Can't Tell Who's Mumbling!

Sylvester Stallone in the lead role of "The Ventriloquist" is not a pretty sight.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Gore Line Not Working

Women in Tennessee, Kentucky and North Carolina tired of Al Gore's "I was once Vice President, invented the internet" line.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Sexy female Italian teacher banned from teaching, they prefer a Catholic priest?

A school in Milan has banned a very sexy female teacher from teaching, the mums prefer a Catholic priest as the teacher? The Dad's love her and want her to stay!

written by Jaggedone, 22 October 2010
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Look! He's Walking Inch Off Ground, Glowing

Democrats worried after latest Cheney pacemaker attaches itself to the Hadron Collider frequency!

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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I'm NOT Voting. Go Away!

Key game between Green Bay and Minnesota interrupted with telephone calls to wife over the latest local gossip and campaign tapes.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Politics Getting Weird

Former Vice President Cheney challenges Bill Clinton to a burger eating heart-attack match!

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Dems Speechless!

Obama, Bill Clinton, other Democrats out campaigning suddenly silent after hearing that former president Bush has a rap record out.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Not Disney World!

Hey Curling Champs, where are you going after winning the national championship? "We're headed to Shakertown, where they invented the broom!"

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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NPR Hippocritical?

Williams: NPR was looking for reason to fire me. I recommend that no one send in donations.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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NPR More Left Wing Than Networks

Williams: NPR was looking for reason to fire me and any other conservative!

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Chinese Car Not Selling

New Chinese low-cost car introduced into America, the 'Dinky Dong'..not selling well.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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"And You Can Bet Your Sweet Pooper..."

Hugo Chavez announcement to the United States about co-operation with Iran loses macho due to gay interpreter.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Kim & Son Name It "Acme Dong"!

CIA reports that North Korea now says they have increased their rocket speed to ludicrous!

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Siemens Changing

German Giant Siemens Company to change it's name to 'White Honey!'

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Stewart Interviewed Again

Martha Stewart still denies any links to organized crime.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Here They Come!

American couches get ready for the great lardass movement as the Holidays approach!

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Now He's Rubbing It In!

In his latest video release, bin Laden shown blesing the spot in NYC where 911 Mosque to be built.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Pulled Out Just In Time

Local man who fell into big pig pen nearly defecated!

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Boom Times Gone In Las Vegas

For many, gamble lost in once-booming Las Vegas. "It's us against the house", say those still there.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Kept Dead Friend In Car

Driver kept dead friend's body in her car for 10 months fearing police would 'accuse her of something'. She was right: Abusing a corpse!"

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Bird Brains Bickering

O Sole Mio-singing parrot at centre of custody battle between ex-owner and council. Threaten to teach bird how to sing "Achy Breaky Heart".

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Rooney replacement, Gazza, gets done for possessing drugs!

Man U have enough problems, first Rooneygate and now his proposed replacement, veteran super-whinger Gazza. Sir Alex was hoping to sign him on a short contract, but Gazza's blown it again, a joint!

written by Jaggedone, 22 October 2010
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Pound Falls In Value

Pound slumps to six month low against euro amid claims of new money printing round. Euro falls against Chinese Yuan..Yuan against Gold-Plated Latinum.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Blow Away Cyber-Bully?

Cyber-bullying is 'now the greatest fear U.S. parents have about their children's safety'. New classes being taught on how to cause cyber-bully's equipment to crash!

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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A "Sub On The Rocks, Please!" #2

Brand-new £1bn nuclear submarine on the rocks: Navy shame as Britain's most deadly vessel runs aground. "Already has a new drink name after it."

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Sub On The Rocks, Please

Brand-new £1bn nuclear submarine on the rocks: Navy shame as Britain's most deadly vessel runs aground. Captain prevented from committing hari kari.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Roony Changes Tuney

Fans shock at U-turn as Rooney decides to stay at Old Trafford! "Call me Britain's Brett Favre", he jokes.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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UK Nuclear Sub Grounded

"And you're not getting out of this house again until you think about what you did and apologise!" said mum.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 22 October 2010
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Wayne Rooney Marches Down The Hill

Manchester United star, Wayne Rooney, surprised the pundits by signing a five year contract with his club.'I marched up to the top of the hill then I marched down again. I wanted to see the view.'

written by j.w., 22 October 2010
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It Was The Mice

Office worker still blaming his eating of co-worker's lunches on mice, even though mice poop in drawer turns out to black pepper.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Discovered from old diary!

Just revealed: The original Ma and Pa Kettle were black!

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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UFO Alley

NYC officials say that white object over the city two weeks ago was apparently Kirstie Alley mooning reporters after hanging out of helicopter. Copter pilot confesses after she almost brought it down.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Nyc Psychic Arrested, Ruined

Psychic in New York City who was caught slipping money out of clients pockets and purses says her career is ruined, never saw police coming after her.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Psychic Arrested

New York psychic arrested after calling hundreds of Jewish men after seeing that their mother's have die, and telling them that 'Mother wants a word or two with you."

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Billion Gallons Of Water On The Moon

Water on the Moon: A Billion Gallons! May bolster case for manned base. Won't have to drink piss-water.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Stink Bug Invasions

'Stink bugs' hit New York, other states in massive invasion. "They'll be gone once election is over", say pest control people.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Don't Make Waves?

NPR CEO: His Views Should Stay Between Himself And 'His Psychiatrist'. Be made to shut up against NPR prejudice!

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Williams Speaks Out!

NPR's fired Williams: I Was Fired For Telling The Truth'. That was too much for today's news casters who are in the pockets of political parties.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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NPR Catching It From GOP & Dems!

FOX NEWS OFFERS NEW $2 MILLION CONTRACT, EXPANDED ROLE To FIRED NPR REPORTER! "Freedom of speech still protected here", they say.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Fannie, Freddie Eating Up US Economy

FANNIE, FREDDIE bailout could double, triple, need three more bailouts!

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Cuomo Blamed For Housing Bubble

New York's Paladino blames Cuomo for housing bubble. "He should change his name to "Freddie Mac!"

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Rabbit Up?

Republican Sharron Angle again called on Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid to "man up" and take responsibility for the state's woes! "Or is it rabbit-up?"

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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No Guts On Cuts?

Can Obama match Britain's guts on budget cuts? Probably not as he's cut very little so far, while adding more.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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'Hobbit' Cast Being Completed

Peter Jackson announces 'Hobbit' cast with several descendants of Munchkins from old Oz movie hired as extras.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Hippocritcal Display?

Expansive Native American exhibit opening in NYC. Displayed bones and remains of culture to show how we disrespect their people.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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NPR Funding Questioned Again

NPR's fed funding questioned after firing analyst but liberals say they will continue government funding of 'mouthpiece'.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Lots Of Moon Water?

Last year's moonshot splashed up lots of water but Obama refuses to go any further. India, China say they may go after minerals, etc there.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Climate Deal Still Possible

US envoy: Climate deal still possible in Mexico, if we can be heard over drug gang gunfire!

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Pakistan Military Given $2 Billion

AP sources: US to up Pakistani military aid by $2B. "The money's only worth half what it was anyway."

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Simple Solution

Poll: Americans split on health care repeal. "So let's just half-ass support, reject it", say half of them.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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How About Answers?

Questions raised in Ohio gunpoint abortion case! You would think so, wouldn't you?

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Obama Learns Of Suicides

Obama says he's shocked, saddened by youth suicides. Told 'None of are exactly cheered up over the incidents!"

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Situation: Hopeless

Afghan insurgents say "no hope" for peace talks. President Obama: Why didn't you tell us this six years ago?

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Yuan To Grow On!

China says global recovery shaky, to spur yuan use. But many oppose the plan. "First yuan thing and then another!"

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Spuring Yuan Use!

China says global recovery shaky, to spur yuan use. Many countries say, "How can you get excited about a monetary unit called a Yuan?"

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Yes/No On Another Stimulus

Two top U.S. Federal Reserve officials gave competing views on the need for more monetary stimulus to the U.S. economy, as first stimulus brought one job, paying CEO $100 million!

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Obama Campaign For Senate Leader

Obama to campaign for embattled Senate leader as most people say they know What's His Ass!

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Campaign Fervor Rises!

Campaign fervor rises as more fights at bars now over politics more than sports.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Teen Slightly Hurt

New teen driver injured in one-vehicle crash inside his home garage.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Lohan Luke Back In Court

Lindsay Lohan due back in court on criminal case, now a redhead!

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Quiet Negotiations Helped

Diplomat: Quiet negotiations helped obtain release of prisoner in Iran. Mimes say: See we do have some use.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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France Unrest Continues

French police force open blockaded fuel depot but then it's closed behind them by rioters.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Found One Older I Guess

Astronomers say they've found oldest galaxy so far...wait a minute..this just in. Make that the Second Oldest galaxy so far!

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Award To Anonymous Artist

Anonymous street artist is awarded $100,000. Over 1,000 have now came forward to say, "I'm that guy!"

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Tigers To Disappear

Tigers could be extinct within 12 years: WWF. "In Detroit, both Tigers and Lions are extinct already."

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Many Voting Early

Election Day is over for millions of early voters. "Why get out in that crowd if no one slips you a $20 anymore?"

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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WikiLeaks Supported By Al-Qaida?

The WikiLeaks website appears close to releasing what the Pentagon fears is the largest cache of secret U.S. documents in history. At another time of war, this would be considered treason.

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Warning: Bill Out Campaigning

Bill Clinton races to help Democratic candidates, drawing big crowds who have made their daughters stay at home,

written by Bureau, 22 October 2010
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Oksana Grigorieva Self-incriminates. Moron.

Oksana Grigorieva said in court today, "I am not an extortionist, I was just trying to gain property or money by force, or threat of harm to reputation and... What? That is extortion.? Sh-t."

written by anthonyrosania, 22 October 2010
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Rooney trying not to be looney

UK football hero, Wayne Rooney, has decided to form his own company, called Rooneytunes, in a drastic effort to escape his stereo-typed image as a "loony tune". Rooney wants to sign up Madonna. Yeah!

written by whatinthe world, 22 October 2010
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Lady Gaga Cancels Performances

Lady Gaga cancels her shows in Paris this weekend due to strikes having crippled the city. Without meat & hair deliveries she would have nothing to wear, although that option was briefly considered.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 October 2010
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World Health Organization Concerns

UN WHO is worried about travelers being injured in car accidents occurring on bad roads, in third world countries. The UN missed the genocide that occurred in Cambodia, Rwanda and Sudan!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 October 2010
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Same Old, Same Old

Global climate disruption advocates upset by latest 2011 weather predictions in USA. Weathermen say it will be colder in some places, warmer in some places, wetter in some places drier in some places.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 October 2010
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Reaction to USDA Banning Potatoes in Federal School Programs

Kids say they're not anti-healthy food advocates, but take your cotton picking hands off our potatoes! Healthy food advocates need to get a life, get laid or eat a double cheeseburger with fries.




written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 October 2010
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Thanks from an Early Voter

After early voting "BULLSHIT" emails, flyers, TV ads, radio spots & phone calls can be deleted, thrown out, turned off or callers politely told "POUND SAND." Why didn't someone think of this earlier?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 October 2010
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National Public Radio Political Correctness Strikes Again

Liberal Juan Williams fired from NPR for remarks about people in airports who can be identified as Muslims. Then SML Reid must be fired from the US Senate for racial remarks about President Obama!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 October 2010
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A Case of Peanuts-in-Mouth Disease Reported

Former President Jimmy Carter said, while in Syria, that the terror group Hamas must be included in all major efforts for peace. Hamas has steadfastly refused to sit down and talk with Israel!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 October 2010
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Pelosi to Take Job with the Bay Area Rapid Transit

Following the US House going Republican HS Pelosi will go to work for BART in San Francisco CA. Her experience causing train wrecks in Congress has sent commuters back into their automobiles!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 October 2010
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Pelosi the Great Pretender

Is House Speaker Pelosi trying to keep her gavel by pretending to be the lightening rod for all Democratic liberal left policies, so that other house members will be saved? Does Pelosi use Botox?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 October 2010
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You Sure it's Peanut Butter

Another far left wing study, done for the NAACP, tends to smear the "Tea Party" people. Golly gee Molly did you expect anything else from the radicals that stick to President Obama like peanut butter?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 October 2010
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President Obama Breaks Wind

The Obama administration claims the stimulus created 50,000 jobs on wind farms. Many of the wind farms were built before the stimulus money began to flow or before President Obama was inaugurated.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 October 2010
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Obama's Bleak Future for Americans

President Obama says mid-term elections will set nation's future. If Democratic left liberals retain power expect more unemployment, taxes, spending, deficits & regulations as USA becomes like France!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 22 October 2010
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