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Nkorea Renews Peace Treaty

North Korea's Kim's son, their new leader says all his dad asked was that they have permanent peace treaty with Warner Brothers. "I'm glad he didn't ask me to change my name to Bugs Rabbit!"

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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124 Servants!

Team Charles and Camilla (all 124 of them, costing £6m... from the man who runs his bath to the woman who talks to plants) to man who jiggles the royal penis after a royal pee!

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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University Students Teaching Terrorism?

Islamic students at top university are preaching hard-line extremism, terror experts warn. "They're recruiting young people who will blow themselves up with something more powerful than a penis pump!"

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Nurse Forced To Quit

Broadmoor nurse who 'slept with two patients' forced to quit, even though they both perked right up!

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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"Why Thank You Eddie."

Barbara Billingsley, who played June Cleaver on 'Leave it to Beaver,' has died. Beaver: Sorry you're dead, Mom. Can I go over to Joeys?" Eddie Haskell: "Gee, your grave site looks nice Mrs. Cleaver."

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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French Reveal Threat

French interior minister says Saudis warn of al-Qaida terrorist threat in Europe. Plus he's decided on two shades of orange for the Interior office.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Lots Of Fuel Found In Israel!

Oil companies to start drilling at natural-gas field off Israel said to be show huge potential. US tells PLO to 'stuff it!'

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Only Had It Twenty Minutes

Man at Chicago O'Hare Airport who lost his billfold with social security card, bank checks and five credit cards says he's glad that it wasn't his.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Local Man Gets His Kicks

Local man who wins bet at the bar shakes his ass until his ass is kicked out the door into parking lot.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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US Blinks In China Dispute

BLINK: Obama admin backs off in currency dispute with China. No surprise here. Also, no backbone!

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Who Are These 'Critics'?

New "Hit of the Season Comedy" on ABC Wednesdays closes after two episodes.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Democrats Hope For Jackass Tuesday!

'Jackass' gang pulls biggest stunt with $50M debut this weekend. Dems hoping this is a good sign!

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Stupid Dog!

Papino, the late non-crime fighting dog, takes a bite out of his owner's leg while he's being robbed!

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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FBI Once Again Being Testy!

FBI: New testing system in the works! But will first have to be thoroughly tested to see if the tests work.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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"You All Hear That? Happened Right Chere!"

Japanese exchange student patiently once again explains to Georgia host family about Atlanta being burned in the War Between The States!

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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US Southwest Perfect Spot

Sunny Southwest: Desire for alternative energy crosses party lines as most in Southwest United States now ready for solar energy! "Washington has wasted years through both parties!"

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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No More Talent Night

New "Absolutely No Karaoke Club" now full of customers almost every night.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Obama Delivers Different Type Of Change

Poll: Those craving for change now look to the GOP. "We didn't know Obama meant change like only 'change' left in our pockets."

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Charities Tighten Their Second-Hand Belts

Top 400 charities see billions less in donations as many who gave to help others now need help themselves in lame economy.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Limbaugh Blames Gore

Rush Limbaugh now claims his hearing loss was caused by Al Gore posing as different callers & screaming in his ears after 2000 election loss.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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The Hannity Presidency!

Those who asked Rush Limbaugh to form a turd party to run for President in 2012 are now after Sean Hannity!

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Popular But Canceled After Live Audience Takes Sides!

First episode of new reality show "Girlfriend Exchange" ends in impromptu slapping, hair-pulling ending.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Thought He Had More Cash In Billfold!

Discovery of GPS tracker on his ass after entering bathroom to crap suddenly becomes personal privacy issue.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Legalizing Marijuana

Some California officials say legalizing marijuana would put a permanent end to "ass for grass" activity in the state.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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First Saint In Australia

Pope canonizes first Australian saint, 5 others who managed not to bother choirboys. "See", It can be done!"

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Reality Really Affecting TV Today

Television networks accuse gang activity, mob crimes leading to viewers demanding more violence on TV.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Biden Near-Hero!

Vice President Joe Biden, trying to stir up voters, says he nearly missed tackling Osama bin Laden in alley in Washington.
"Just got away. He was disguised as a cab driver."

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Mel & UFO Incident

Mel Gibson goes into rant about UFO that ran him about UFO that ran him off the road! "You police need to protect the Earth like you're paid to do!"

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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American Freed In Iran

American freed in Iran denies links to rebel group. "Never even heard of them! I think they made them up."

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Now Humans Can Join Pets

Florida company introduces new, red celery. "We deserve it", say environmentalists. "We feed our pets all-colored 'food' all the time."

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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No Thanks!

According to a new poll, more Americans would like to have Thanksgiving dinner with Michelle Obama than with Sarah Palin. Mainly, because no one wants to eat polar bear and dressing.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Wild Election Coming

For the first time, more American politicians running for office will be wearing bullet-proof vests and girdles than those who don't.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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How to steal a Million, How ?

It is quite easy, buy a mask, hire a bike,snatch a handgun from any sleeping policeman, barge into any bank and say-Hands up ! Then take the wad of notes and vanish. Simple.

written by Kaleepeare, 17 October 2010
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Here! Here Now!

Oprah Winfrey stunned her studio audience yesterday by giving everyone there a shock through their chairs. Causes a standing ovation for guest, Barack Obama.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Should Increase Even More Next Year!

New Orleans finally back to normal in number of tourists, prostitutes and murders five years after Katrina.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Old Hologram Found #2

Another old hologram found in White House Junk. This one has LBJ showing Hubert Humphrey's balls in his front pocket.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Old Nixon Hologram Found

Old recording of hologram of drunk Henry Kissinger dancing discovered by workmen at White House.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Or 'Hop Sing"!

Little Jong, Kim's successor says that he got his name from his dad watching reruns of old Bonanza series. "Could have been worse", says Little Jong. "Could Be Hoss Jong!"

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Little Jong Replacing Kim

Officials say that Kim Jong's son has officially won the democratic race there for their next leader by a vote of 1-0!

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Cereal Company Drops Kirstie Alley

Kelloggs drops Kirstie from deal to put her picture on the front of a box of Low-Sugar Apple Jacks. The picture wound around the side and on part of the back of the box when attempted.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Look At That!

Michael Jackson and Fred Astaire dancing on clouds, stop in amazement at Mr. Bojangles on Cloud Nine!

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Australia's First Catholic Saint

Australia gets its first Catholic saint. Although there are thousands their from other denominations.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Alley On Diet Ahain

Kirstie Alley begins new diet. Vows to begin it by leaving off putting butter and sugar on her Girl Scout cookies.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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MJ's shoes found !

Fans looking for souvenirs in and around the Late MJ's mansion have found his original shoes he used to moonwalk in- stuck on the moon's surface reflected in his bath tub.

written by Kaleepeare, 17 October 2010
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Billboard Number One Hit!

Number One Hit on the billboard this week: Those 'Got Milk' Celeb commercials!

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Death Threats Brings Down Obama Billboard

UPDATE: Anti-Obama billboard taken down after death threats. Joe Biden refuses to comment but face is red again.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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SKorean Boat Hijacked By Pirates

Somali pirates hijack S. Korean-operated fishing boat with 43 sailors, Seoul reveals. Force them to sing "Yo-Ho-Ho!" song in Korean, making it the 20th language they have heard it.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Nun A Saint!

Vatican canonizes Australia's first saint: Nun who exposed sexual abuse by a priest, an almost unheard of thing in today's world.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Pelosi Has No Time For Debate

NANCY PELOSI: No time to debate opponent because 'time is money'...and money is more botox!'

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Boobs Exceeded Safety Measures.

Man Awarded $650K for Eye Injury Sustained During Lap Dance. Both eyes also suffer from extension!

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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China Tells US They Are Not To Blame

China to USA: We are not to blame for your problems...except for that lead thing. Also, the bad pet food.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Feds Pushing Inflation

FEDS TO PUSH 'INFLATION' AS ECONOMIC FIX! Want Jimmy Carter Back To Advise!

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Boob-Eye The Suer Man

Man Awarded $650K for Eye Injury Sustained During Lap Dance, to sue over being called "Boob-Eye" in the local papers.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Joe Wilson Back To Yelling At Obama

Obama campaigns in -- Massachusetts? "John, Bobby & Edward are looking down at you tonight!" "Looking UP, you mean", yells Joe Wilson!

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Little Fincial Support

18-term Dem Congressman -- has just 1one donor from his district, his mother.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Speaking German, English?

Merkel: Multiculturalism has failed...'Immigrants should learn to speak German'. 'I thought it was English", says immigrant in the US. "Wish they would make up their minds."

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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War Support At All-Timne Low!

Support for Afghanistan war at all-time low...especially among Afghans.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Police Finally Figure It Out!

HIGH TIMES Writer Nabbed in Pot Bust. "We just took a shot at it", says Officer. "Sure enough, he had pot."

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Another State/Fed Standoff! #2

Feds vow marijuana enforcement regardless of California vote. "Now they will know how we feel", says Arizona Mayor!

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Another State/Fed Standoff!

Feds vow marijuana enforcement regardless of California vote. Conclusion: Lots of sick people to apply.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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GOP Predicted Pick-Ups!

Rasputin...Rasmussen Predicts Republican Gain of 55 in the House.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Ties The Play-Off Series

Texas Rangers rout Yankees in shootout to tie AL Championship Series !

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Beaver Mourns Loss Of Mom!

Barbara Billingsley, Beaver Cleaver's TV mom, dies as The Beaver slaps his flat tail on water in grief.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Sunflower Seed Exhibit Closes

UK 'sunflower seed' exhibit closed as health risk, after swarm of birds attack eating and shitting all over it!

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Botox Helps Migraine Headaches?

FDA approves Botox for migraine headaches! Fires Keith Richards as spokesman!

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Venture-Cap Investments Decline

Venture-cap investments decline 7 percent in 3Q! I said, "Venture-cap investments decline 7 percent in 3Q!"...How about that red celery?

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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See It In 2012!

Clinton: US working to ending Mexico drug violence! "Hillary Braved Bullets While Obama Out Politicking!"

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Drug Lords Dangerous

Clinton: US working to ending Mexico drug violence. May actually have to dodge bullets this time!

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Britain Bracing For Cuts!

Hard-hit British heartland braces for cuts. Many objecting to government policies to get 'mullets'.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Cults Coming To Britain?

Hard-hit British heartland braces for cults. Sorry, that should be 'cuts'.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Palin Celebrating A Little Early

Palin tells supporters 'soon we'll all be dancing' ...or voted off the stage.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Keeping An Eye On You!

Discovery of GPS tracker, midget from FBI, becomes privacy issue.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Sports Fans Upset

Sports fans ensnared in Fox, Cablevision rate duel! "Everybody quit reading that 'red celery' story and be serious. This is important!", says spokesman.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Back On The Road Again

Obama, first lady hit campaign trail together with song and dance number. Meanwhile, red-button phone ringing off the hook back in DC as VP Biden sleeps in.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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No Joking!

Off-duty Baltimore officer slain in fight over parking spot, as tensions are mounting around the country.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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President Makes Her Mark

Kyrgyzstan: First Woman President Makes a Mark! First plans to teach everyone how to write name, pronounce 'Kyrgyzstan'!

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Hilton Workers Strike #2

Hilton workers in Chicago start 3-day strike. Making plans for who pickets, who goes on Oprah.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Red Celery Advertised

Florida company introduces new, red celery.."Naaa, what's up comrade?"

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Chile Miners Celebrate In Ceremony!

Some of Chile's 33 to return to mine for ceremony. Will be lowered back down, raised back up one at a time!

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Merkel: Multculturism Has Failed

Merkel says German multiculturalism has failed. "We need more blond, blue-eyed pure citizens."

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Important Happenings Announced First

Florida company introduces new, red celery. Paris Hilton Farts! 10,000 commit suicide in Jersey plot.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Readers Tired Of Reading "Defeated"?

Texas bounces Nebraska, Auburn stays perfect, Wisconsin makes Ohio State Their Woman! in football action yesterday.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Nigeria Makes Arrests

Nigeria: Bombing suspect's brother arrested. "Give yourself up or we hunt down the whole family!"

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Doesn't Sound Positive #2

Israeli-Palestinian meeting in Paris postponed due to each wanting to get at each others throats but bars set between them.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Doesn't Sound Good!

Israeli-Palestinian meeting in Paris postponed due to each saying the other group stink up the place!

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Dems Message Lags. "We Heard It In 2008!"

As Democrats' message lags, more workers lose jobs, Joe Biden continues to put foot in his mouth, GOP awaits huge wins.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Hilton Workers Strike

Hilton workers in Chicago start 3-day strike. Workers, pick pockets, bedbugs stage walkout.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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No More Agent Orange?

U.S. military, Ask America voters see green future as invention of "Agent Green" to show up less in destroying forestry where enemy combatants, in our soldier's stomachs.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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But Still No Taste

Florida company introduces new, red celery, green radishes, purple spotted carrots and glow-in-the-dark turnips.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Meteor Shower

Moonlight Meteor Shower Spawned By Halley's Comet! Earth could be blown to bits while Obama out campaigning but hopefully not.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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We Know Who, Where You Are

Discovery of GPS tracker becomes privacy issue as it apparently has been installed in all gas-guzzlers by the US government.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Could Use Clean-Up

Hilton workers in Chicago start 3-day strike over cheap contract offered, bedbugs all over the place.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Mama's Doing Great Job: Michelle

Obama, first lady hit campaign trail together. Mother-In-Law passes on messages about latest word from Hillary holding peace talks, Russian leader's emergency call, meteorite heading for the earth.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Obama Supporters Leaving?

Poll: Many Obama 2008 supporters defecting to GOP but admit that Michelle's mother doing great job in White House as daughter & son-in-law out campaigning.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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"New York May Blow! Call Me Back!"

Obama, first lady hit campaign trail together. Mother-In-Law passes on messages about any nuclear terrorist attacks when they call in.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Obama, Michelle Campaigning

Obama, first lady hit campaign trail together. Mother-In-Law still running the country.

written by Bureau, 17 October 2010
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Satanists claim Beatles song is their Satanic chant!

Beatles "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" is actually a Satanic chant called "Lucifer in the sky with demons" they're claiming 50% of royalties, if not, they'll send a plague of locusts to Liverpool!

written by Jaggedone, 17 October 2010
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Van de Sar drops his balls and Man Utd are certainly losing them!

The Rooney syndrome surrounding Man U has now affected the last bastion of security left in the team; Edwin van de Sar dropped his balls and Utd are certainly losing theirs!

written by Jaggedone, 17 October 2010
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US Budget Deficit Falls To $1.3 Trillion

Drinks on the house!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 17 October 2010
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