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Salted peanuts

Nature's marvel.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 15 October 2010
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Rock star retaliates with pants stunt

Wanabee 'Tom Jones' styled Testo-popster Micky Zee whipped off his boxers and threw them at a screaming horde of female fans, yesterday. 'Take that!' he cried, and stormed off stage.

written by Nate John Won, 15 October 2010
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The sky's the limit

Retro micro-programmers mix jos-sticks and joysticks during marathon charity 'game in'. "The tests were cent per scent", declared Pac Man record holder.

written by Nate John Won, 15 October 2010
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Welsh farmer makes early start on '12 days of Christmas' scene

"The French hens are fine, but the partridge just won't stay in the pear tree," said farmer Dewi Lloyd.

written by Nate John Won, 15 October 2010
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New clothing invention hits mainstream clothing stores

The 'Newtonian weighted vest' can now be purchased for the larger gent. Specialised weights are attached to hooks to keep the vest in place.

written by Nate John Won, 15 October 2010
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Scientists report positive results in Airplane survey

Scientsist now have absolute proof that the noses, toes and fingers of flight staff and passengers become longer and thinner with height.

written by Nate John Won, 15 October 2010
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New Health Initiative for office workers

UK office staff will be required to wear seatbelts and blinkers to counteract the nausea experienced by stress-related Pseudo-Airflight syndrome.

written by Nate John Won, 15 October 2010
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Bernanke Making Plans to Make More Plans About Economy

Fed Chairman Bernanke announced today that he is going to make plans to make more plans about the economy because his stock portfolio needed a boost from any positive statement from the Fed.

written by UWGB-Beek, 15 October 2010
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Classified Ad #7

Wanted: a decent sheep and an umbrella to complete stereotypical image of Welshman.

written by masterchev, 15 October 2010
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Berlusconi's got wisdom !

The much ridiculed Italian prime Minister M. Berlusconi has found the remedy for his hasty and jocular utterances. He shall keep two porcelain tablets in his mouth so as to blur his words.

written by Kaleepeare, 15 October 2010
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Musharrf's Great Falldown

Exiled former Pak dictator has fallen,finally-he fell down the front steps of his mansion .

written by Kaleepeare, 15 October 2010
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T-Rex Rampages Through New York City!

A T-Rex was seen rampaging through New York City.

written by David Allen Iha, 15 October 2010
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Answer to a long waited riddle answered!

Scientist Nickasaur Rawrsalot has answered the riddle, if a tree falls in the Forrest, and nobody is there to see it, can I still punch you in the face? Scientist observed, and reported yes.

written by David Allen Iha, 15 October 2010
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The Art Of Car Sales

New Book tells all: Tricks of the motor trade revealed! They call you names like "Scum" and "Dumbo". Some sellers leaving country.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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NATO Jealous

NATO says Afghan working with Taliban one on one to bring peace to that nation a slap in the face of all it has tried to do.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Blob In The Air

Chemical cloud released by sealant plant near Scranton, Pa., forces evacuation before largely dissipating. "For awhile it looked like the Blob", states one viewer.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Second Largest Debt Record

Government reports $1.3 trillion deficit for just-completed 2010 budget year, second largest in modern record with the largest expected next year.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Doesn't Want Obama Embarrassed

Obama's half-brother, 52, marries teenage girl. Bill Clinton offers to go check out the situation.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Good Role Model

Fla. pastor wins car for canceling Quran burning, new house for not killing anybody.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Bernanke: More Fed Bailouts?

Bernanke sees case for more Federal Reserve easing, senior's belt tightening!

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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First Australian Saint #2

Australia's first saint overcame excommunication after seeing kangaroo flatten Bishop and snickering.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Australia's First Saint

Australia's first saint overcame excommunication for breaking vow of silence after big sneeze.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Taxed Legalizing Pot Would Bankrupt Politicians

Feds oppose Calif. Prop 19 to legalize marijuana. "If we made pot legal and taxed it, the price would come down so fast no one in Congress could make a dime."

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Somebody's Looking For Answers

Inside Ask Obama..uh..America: What should Washington do about the economy? Any ideas? Oh come on, you're not trying.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Record Number of Houses Repossed!

Latest poll shows that over 100,000 homes were repossessed in September by banks, loan companies and ghosts. October will be worse say ghosts.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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New Sex Show for TV

A new sex show is to be launched by the BBC called 'Strictly Come'. It will consist of sado-masochistic competitions with strict madams being judged on their ability to assail Celebrity participants.

written by j.w., 15 October 2010
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Queen's Austerity Move

In a move of considerable courage the Queen is to scale down her Christmas celebrations this year. Turkey legs will be served with chips and cabbage. Christmas pudding will be without brandy sauce.

written by j.w., 15 October 2010
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New Government Saving Scheme

An attractive Government Saving Scheme has been announced:
Save your time and spend whilst there is still something to spend your money on.

written by j.w., 15 October 2010
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A Good Show

The Whoopi, Behar walkout during "The View" this week when offended by guest, Bill O'Reilly, has raised the ratings 5%. Now O'Reilly has asked them to come to his show so he can walk out.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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She Should Know

Oprah Winfrey has accused Paris Hilton of "Buying her way out of jail." Winfrey then jumpe from 76th to ninth on the Top 100 Hippocrates List.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Lohn Loves Peyote

Lindsay Lohan no says she has fallen in love with a Mexican Drug Lord named Pedro Peyote. No marriage plans at the present.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Favre Apologizes!

Brett Favre has apologized to his family, friends and football fans. He stated that he had somehow gotten "Tiger Woods Disease" while playing with the Jets.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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New Justin Bieber Autobiography #3

Justin Bieber's autobiography is coming out soon. One big surprise. Justin has to shave twice a day.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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New Justin Bieber Autobiography #2

Justin Bieber's autobiography is coming out soon. One surprise: He was once shot in the face by Dick Cheney.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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New Bieber Autobiography

Justin Bieber's autobiography is coming out soon. One surprise, Justin was once a Brownie.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Gothic Barbie Announced Along W/ Barbie Smokes Alot!

Two more Barbies have been added to the barbie collection, including Gothic Barbie with realstic bleeding cuts and ciggarette burns.

written by David Allen Iha, 15 October 2010
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Andy Rooney Helping Here

Andy Rooney has announced that he is joining millions who donate their hair so that sick people can wear it when their hair is gone. Andy's donating his eyebrows.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Here Comes Another Head

In random interviews with people over how they felt about the Chile miners being able to come out one at a time, one doctor stated it made him feel just like when he delivered the OctoMom's 8 babies.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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O'Donnell Election Would Save Money!

If elected, Christine O'Donnell promises to save her government a lot of money in travel expense as she will fly on a broom everywhere she needs to go.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Streaker Identified!

The identity of that guy who was offered a million dollars to streak in front of Obama while he was making a speech has been identified. His name is Joe D. Plumber!

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Other Cities Looking Into Changes!

The mayor of Cleveland, Ohio demands that his city also have a special day, just like Columbus!

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Kid Runs Over Dad!

Midget who live in North Carolina suffers minor injuries as being ran over by his kid riding a Roomba Vacuum Cleaner!

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Driver-Free Cars A Hit!

Google has tested driver-free cars for the past month & say things are going well. They have received over 100,000 orders already from various groups who will use the vehicles as a designated driver.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Second "Green Award" Received

President Obama has one again given a special "Green Award" to 27 clowns from Ringling Brothers for carpooling in a single car.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Illegals Arrested In NYC

In New York City this past week over 250 illegal aliens were arrested by NYC police, 48 of them after exiting one single UFO!

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Man Saves World, Doing Nothing!

James Holland claims to have saved the world yesterday by not destroying all of us with his mighty hamster like creatures, the scuzbunnies

written by David Allen Iha, 15 October 2010
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Obama does something!

Today, President Obama got out of bed, and went back to sleep!

written by David Allen Iha, 15 October 2010
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Man Holds Self Hostage!

Local man holds himself hostage, and nobody seems to care!

written by David Allen Iha, 15 October 2010
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New York's Brooklyn Bridge has been closed to traffic and pedestrians due to a suspicious package...

...Police say Bill Clinton will not be wearing the posing pouch again.

written by matthatt, 15 October 2010
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Clegg Supports the Poor Children

Vice Chair Clegg Leg entertained children today with a song and dance act.'It's to help poor children realise that I'm a man of my word. No leg, no chair, no vice. I'm standing here all on my own!'

written by j.w., 15 October 2010
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NASA Tests Lunar Rover in Arizona

In a repeat of the 1968 film footage of the Lunar Rover, NASA has are conducting tests in the Arizona desert just in case they get to the moon this time!
Shades of Capricorn one.

written by IN SEINE, 15 October 2010
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Forget Iraq, Afghanistan. War Is On Our Border!

Mexico suspends search for American believed shot on lake straddling border with U.S as head investigator loses head!

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Some Good News

'Senior Taliban leaders have reached out to the Afghan government at the highest levels,' Gen. David Petraeus tells London audience. All may ask US, UN to leave.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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That Little Laughing You Hear Is Cockroaches

RUSSIA TO HELP VENEZUELA GO NUKE! US may provide nukes in nations surrounding Russia. All in all, it's a Win/Win situation for the cockroaches.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Should Be Differnet

ABC bringing back primetime 'INCREDIBLE HULK'. Guy from "Glee" to play David Banner, Rosie O'Donnell gets role for the Hulk!

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Tribal Attitude?

Obama: 'Tribal Attitude' Surfaces in Tough Times! Apparently hippy generation not pleased with President's policies, words!

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Bullying Still Going Strong!

NY Teens Under Arrest For Savage School Bus Attack On 14-Year-Old They Thought Was Gay! Who's next?

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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He's Stoned Out Of His Head!

Smiling Bernanke ready to deliver bad economic news. Smile accused by some of being "Illegal".

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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"Aint No Thing!"

First lady Michelle Obama appears to have violated Illinois law -- when she engaged in political discussion at a polling place! Republicans say they plan to do the same if this is allowed.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Taiwan Allows Small Brothels

Taiwan to allow small brothels in law change, mostly small Mom & Pop type whorehouse.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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FDA Warnings #2

FDA warns 8 companies marketing miracle cures. "A lucky buckeye in your purse will not keep you from getting pregnant. Try holding it between your knees!

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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FDA Warns Against Miracle Cures!

FDA warns 8 companies marketing miracle cures. "Rubbing a wart with and old dishrag and burying it will not make it go away!"

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Let's Here It For What's-His-Ass!

Obama's campaigning blitz: It's about 2012. Often forgets local candidate's name.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Mining Watershed?

Chilean Miners Rescue May Mark a Watershed in Workplace Safety! Just like all those others in Kentucky, West Virginia.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Can't Wait For Elections

Social Security to announce no COLA for 2011. Looks like it's potted meat and by-products on day-old bread for another year.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Sir Cliff septuagenarian now

Cliff Richard celebrates his 70th birthday soon and all of England are praying that someone will euthanise him to spare us another 70 years of pain. Yeah, you heard right Sir Cliff. Give us a break.

written by whatinthe world, 15 October 2010
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OK To Sue Obamacare

Judge lets states' healthcare suit go forward. Some say backward.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Pakistan To Assist Afghanistan

Pakistan says willing to assist Afghan talks. "But don't tell your best friend where we're meeting."

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Mountain Lion At Campgrounds

Kentucky Campground gets reports of mountain lion. Report state: "I'm lost. Need a couple of cows and a GPS system."

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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One Day At A Time

Those on unemployment say they are taking one day at a time. "You take two at a time, your benefits will quickly run out."

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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We Can Still Hate Each Other Afterward

Reid and Angle disagree - on everything. Both candidates disagree to disagree.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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You Can Have The Tunnel!

Swiss ready to celebrate world's longest tunnel. Invite Chili miners but they quickly turn it down!

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Appeal Tough On Dems!

'Don't ask, don't tail' appeal tough for Democrats, especially Barney Frank.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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ADWATCH: With campaign ads, don't trust, verify #3

For instance: "My opponent once ate a baby seal and kept stranded whale on beach by pulling against the crowd trying to help gt it back out to sea."

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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ADWATCH: With campaign ads, don't trust, verify! #2

For instance: "My opponent tries to run over little bunnies sitting just off the road!"

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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ADWATCH: With campaign ads, don't trust, verify!

For instance: "My opponent sold his soul to the devil!"

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Save A Quran, Win A Car

Fla. pastor wins car for canceling Quran burning. Jeremiah Wright beginning to hint about burning one.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Mine Check Is In The Mail

The Obama administration is set to report Friday that the federal budget deficit exceeded $1 trillion for the second straight year. "If everyone in America would just chip in $50,000."

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Grandchildren Are Smart, They'll Pay It Off!

The Obama administration is set to report Friday that the federal budget deficit exceeded $1 trillion for the second straight year. "Remember, a trillion is only a thousand billion!"

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Same Old Communist System

After Nobel Peace Prize, China targets winner's friends. Good to see all the changes in China.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Elderly Suffer From Scams

Dozens charged with largest Medicare scam ever. Helps explain why there's been no social security raises in two years.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Talked For Five Minutes

Shocking phone-bill horror stories motivate regulators. One surcharge on lady helping in Haiti led to $35,000 phone bill.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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O'Reilly To Invite Them To His Show SHe Can Walk Out

Goldberg, Behar walk off 'View' set during O'Reilly interview. "Stalin" can't listen to "Hitler" any longer.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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O'Reilly Stirs Up "The View!"

Whoopi Goldberg, a very sensitive person, walks out on "The View". Never expected crowd to applaud.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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The View Walkout Was Staged?

Goldberg, Behar walk off 'View' set during O'Reilly interview. O'Reilly stated that that was the plan from the first.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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"You Asked Me Here!"

Goldberg, Behar walk off 'View' set during O'Reilly interview. Whoopi sets record of 45 beeps while walking off.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Just As Soon Forget

Chile miners do not disclose ordeal details only saying we all freaked out at first. "Let's talked about the good parts."

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Currency, Banking Mess!

Currency tensions persist as markets await Fed. Bernanke taken away from stage after gibbering for five minutes and finally began talking about woodpeckers

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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See It Slightly Different

Reid and Angle hold their debate and politely disagree - on everything!

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Collapsed mines will never be allowed to happen again, vows Chilean Prime Minister.

In future all mines will be have their walls shored up with six month old McBurgers.

written by Thibarine, 15 October 2010
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Japanese Invent Fast Camera

Japanese scientists have now created a digital camera with such a fast speed that it's now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth shut.

written by IN SEINE, 15 October 2010
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Minor Rescued from Bowl of Chili

A three-year-old boy had to be rescued from a bowl of chili in a Mexican restaurant in Wolverhampton today. The minor suffered minor burns.

written by IN SEINE, 15 October 2010
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Thought For The Day:

Hmmm. Wonder what's for dinner.

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 15 October 2010
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Chilean miners rescue: as the first wave of euphoria dies down, depression could set in rapidly, warns top psychologist.

Office surfers, couch potatoes and timewasters round the world could face flashbacks, nightmares and anxiety.

written by Thibarine, 15 October 2010
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The King of the mines

"Breaking new, Elvis has emerged from the mine and is the 34th miner to be rescued"

written by disciple, 15 October 2010
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Brown chats up Kylie

Former British PM Gordon Brown has announced that he is dating song bird Kylie Minogue. Many people are shocked and asking why Kylie made such a stupid choice. Brown hopes to release a CD of muzak.

written by whatinthe world, 15 October 2010
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Lucan revealed as one of miners

One of the rescued Chilean miners has revealed that he is fact missing British man Lord Lucan, who has not been seen alive since 1974. Authorities are astonished and want his autograph. God forbid!!

written by whatinthe world, 15 October 2010
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Paris Hilton Admits: I'm A Slut

Paris Hilton today held a press conference to announce she is officially accepting assessments of her as a slut. The press was so depressed by this announcement that they had no questions and left.

written by Jean Le Fete, 15 October 2010
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Republicans Propose to Lower Expenses So Taxes Can Be Lowered More

We cannot lower taxes any more under the present low revenue projections, we propose lowering prices on all goods and services so we can lower taxes for people some more. This will be pretty stupid.

written by Jean Le Fete, 15 October 2010
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Smoking Chimp Dead!

Charlie the smoking chimpanzee passed away. His keepers now believe that he was smoking because he was on fire.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Thing Over New York #2

They now say that the thing over New York was a helium balloon. Too small everyone said. Now they say it was a BIG helium balloon that got away from the Macy's parade they were testing for next month.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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Thing In The Sky Over New York

They now say that the thing over New York was helium balloons. Why can't people show a little more imagination? What ever happened to swamp gas. Jersey's not that far away.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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New Christine O'Donnell Ad

Christine O'Donnell's now has an ad out says she didn't go to Yell, like her opponent.

written by Bureau, 15 October 2010
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