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Spoof Writer To Wear GaGa-esque Hat Of Meat For Halloween

It's a rasher of bacon and Skoob says "Just call me Hamhead."

written by Skoob1999, 30 October 2010
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Cheney Keeping Chins Up!

Former VP Dick Cheney says he's glad he'll be out of hospital today. "Or did I just come in?"

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Things Get Worse Before Worst

President Obama: America has got to learn that things will get worse before they become socialists!"

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Kim Likes Wiley

North Korea's Kim breaks off relations with Warner Brothers after "having had enough of crappy roadrunner".

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Halloween!

Almost upon us the ghouls of Halloween. Time to scare us out of our wits. Witches on Broomsticks. Spells and dressing up. Trick or Treats.

So much better than questions in the House of Commons

written by j.w., 30 October 2010
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Harriet Harman Targets Wrong Ginger Rodent

Harriet Harmon says she meant to say; "but there is one ginger rodent which we never want to see in the Highlands again - Niel Kinnock."

written by IN SEINE, 30 October 2010
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Boomers Take Action

A mob of Baby-Boomers has attacked the headquarters of the American Broadcasting Company in New York demanding that they drop the song, "Imagine" from Swimsuit competition of Miss American Pageant.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Master Of The One Liners

New poll out that shows that the number one answer from a guy at a strip bar with lap dancers is, "Is it hot enough for you?"

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Ah Yes, Weather Man!

If you live in Bakersfield, California, the clouds you see tomorrow will be cirrus, stratus and one that looks like W C Fields!

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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This Has Got To Be Good

The Freedom of information Act has now asked Masons why they ride that goat around the room as an initiation ceremony.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Picnic Crasher!

Drink-driver crashes into roadside picnic. Asks for lone unopened beer left on the last table.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Duke No. 1 in AP's preseason Top 25 Basketball

However, they are tied for 300th in Atlantic Coast football.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Thousands At Clown Rally

Thousands drawn to Stewart-Colbert 'sanity' rally, including complete nuts.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Lennon Coin & Backside

John Lennon coin issued by UK Royal Mint. Backside has backsides of John & Yoko from old photo.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Rally Really Strange

Laughs, activism, more laughs, Dem candidates, trolling on the ground and pointing at Stewart-Colbert rally.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Finally Some Good News

Scores thought to be dead, found alive in Indonesia tsunami zone!

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Twin Cruise Liners

World's largest cruise liner has a twin. Doctors at first thought there were only one!

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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No One's Listening It Seems!

President Obama: Appeals for common ground "with these idiots!"

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Woman Held Under Suspicion

Yemen holds woman suspected of sending mail bombs. She was covered with leaky ink cartridges.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Japan, China Bow & Make Up!

China-Japan tensions ease with informal chat, head-butting.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Now We Know What "Buy-Cracky" Means

America's oldest crack dealer, 87, sent to prison for 18 months or death, whichever comes first.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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India To Recieve Obama Invasion

40 aircraft part of Obama's trip to India; 6 armored cars! Must be running money printers overtime.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Dems Attack Pelosi

Dem attacks Pelosi as 'authoritarian'. "She's one big bully", states one Dem representative!

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Clowns Sent In!

No numbers yet on the non-political-political rally in Washington.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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GOP Flocking

Swing voters flocking to GOP. Just a Jeremiah Wright predicted about "Chickens coming home to roost!"

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Funny Politicians Show Up!

Comedians vowed no politics at rally, but DNC recruits volunteers. They are funnier than comedians.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Comedy Rally Funny

Comedians vowed no politics at rally, but DNC just happen to show up, recruits volunteers.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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About Time!

'Beat up' Obama hits the campaign trail one last weekend. "After this I hope to be the President again."

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Flasher Bitten By Victim's Dog.

On the arm. On the arm? Stupid dog. Get it trained properly!

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 30 October 2010
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Man with 2 Penises Shock Revelation

"I swing both ways" he says.

written by pinxit, 30 October 2010
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Experts In What?

Experts say that massive disease outbreaks in the future will be eliminated, as death tolls continue, there will be fewer people to catch the thing.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Charles's Nazi fetish

HRH Prince Charles admitted today that he at one stage wanted to become a Nazi. "All that dressing up and goose stepping looked like fun" he told a Penthouse magazine journalist.Flaming heck people.

written by whatinthe world, 30 October 2010
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Obama May Champaign After Election

After all, that and playing golf, shooting hoops is what he is the best at doing.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Obama May Champaign After Election

Bush will throw out first pitch at World Series on Sunday. Obama too busy campaigning.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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More "Hits" In The Stands Than On The Field!

WORLD SERIES HIGH: Rangers player Josh Hamilton: 'I could smell weed in the outfield'.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Both "No-Nothing" Parties?

John Kerry blasts 'period of know-nothingism', whoever he is!

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Halloween Pranks #5

Halloween pranks go too fire as Rush Limbaugh, Nancy Pelosi toilet papered then shat upon.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Halloween Pranks #4

Halloween pranks go too far as youth haul old cars out by Interstates and set them on fire.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Don't Sweat The Small Stuff!

Obama told of threat Thursday night. Says he doesn't have time with stupid bombings with elections this close.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Halloween Prank #3

Halloween prank goes too far as stolen sewer truck deposits burning feces on porch of 1,000 people in Albany, Indiana.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Halloween Prank #2

Halloween prank goes too far as man finds Hummer in tree outside.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Halloween Prank

Halloween prank goes too far as bathrooms at Barnes & Noble turned over.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Yoner Cartridges Found

'Manipulated' toner cartridge found on UPS plane in UK; no bomb. Investigators being cleaned up for ink stains.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Cargo Planes Contain Suspicious Packages

SINISTER PACKAGES ON CARGO PLANES AS Jack-in-The-Box, Big Spring Snakes Not Considered Funny!

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Crazy Rule Against Privacy

Vikings' Randy Moss fined $25,000 for avoiding media. "Next time I'll go out and say "Kiss my ass!" to every question", says Moss.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Randy Travis Divorce #2

Randy Travis and wife-manager, Elizabeth, divorce. "It's sad", says rep. "Divorce so seldom happens here. I blame Hollywood."

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Randy Travis, Wife Dicorce

Randy Travis and wife-manager, Elizabeth, divorce. Travis says he has enough material now for 50 more country music hits.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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FDA Rejects Diet Drug

FDA rejects highly-anticipated diet drug Qnexa. Mexico: Pssst! Over here!

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Haiti: UN Ruining Country

Protesters blame UN base for cholera in Haiti. Say they never had troubles before UN moved in to help.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Oil Spill Areas Hurt?

Scientists to see if oil spill hurt area that once contained deep sea life.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Italy Cracks Down On Vatican

Prosecutors doubt Vatican money-laundering pledges as state cracks down on illegal practice.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Jewish Groups Warned

Chicago Jewish groups on alert for odd packages, especially Emanuel Rahm.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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President "Dude" To Show?

Thousands expected at Stewart-Colbert rally in DC. Stewart hopes "Dude" President shows up.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Just Having A Good Time

Thousands expected at Stewart-Colbert rally in DC. No one knows what for.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Doesn't Want It To Come To Trial?

Alleged abuse victim arrested in priest's beating, but priest may drop charges.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Indonesia's Capitol Moving?

Need to Move Indonesia's Capital Growing Urgent in Face of Climate Change, Experts Say. Also, US may move capitol to Las Vegas from Washington, DC. after hearing familiar commercials.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Terrorists Everywhere?

Investigators hunt for mail bombers in Yemen. Investigators hunt for fireworks in mail boxes in Tennessee!

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Now Here Come The "Exceptions"

UN seals historic treaty to protect threatened ecosystems. It's only taken them 100 years.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Big Brothers Coming

US, Russia join Asian summit as regional spats simmer. Hope to stop it at "burning bags of dogshit stage".

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Celebrating Too Much

Celebrating the Hilltopper spirit in Bowling Green leads to several DUI arrests.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Gas Leak Delays Discovery

Gas leaks force 1-day delay for Discovery's launch. Astronaut crew told to leave off the cabbage.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Hollywood Doctors In Fallout

In hospitals, medical offices and pharmacies, Anna Nicole Smith was routinely registered under pseudonyms to protect her privacy. How many others?

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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US Still Sitting On It's Ass

India Reliance Industries profit up 27.8 percent because our leaders refuse to allow digging own oil here and only talk about alternative fuels for 50 years.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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War-Split Families Have Reunion

2 Koreas hold reunions for war-split families after firing shots at each other the day before.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Political Horrors

Why your mailbox is a chamber of political horrors? Because most candidates ARE political horrors.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Majority Want All New Leaders

US citizens say there should be a place on ballots "Thrown Them All Out!"

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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No Truth Left For Politicians

Why your mailbox is a chamber of political horrors? For Politics, like war, TRUTH is the first victim.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Iran Again

Nigeria: Shipper confirms weapons came from Iran as world ignores chief terrorist supporters.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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TV , Electronic Sales Down

LCD TV companies see falling prices as demand down as food becoming more popular.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Bombers Busy At Election Time

Investigators hunt for mail bombers in Yemen. Practice runs in UK, US?

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Hawaii Students Records Exposed

Hawaii University posts info of 40K students. Posts for a year before being removed.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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1930's Repeat In Different Clothes

Explosive packages reflect new Yemen terror threat to any country friendly to the west.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Still Buying Cheap Products

China-bashing is bipartisan in US races. Then why are we still buying junk from over there?

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Bombs Planted, Votes Already Filled In

Investigators hunt for mail bombers in Yemen. Plane bombers in UK, US. Crooked Reid Supporters in Nevada.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Cameron Declares Victory On Budget Cap

"Brilliant! Ace! Two quid from Shepherd's Bush market!"

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 30 October 2010
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'Remastered Classics' trend continues with new Disney release

'Mary Poppouts 3D'

written by pinxit, 30 October 2010
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Cubans Facing Uncertain Times!

Cubans Facing Uncertain Times! But for most of them, it is now 10:51PM.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Male Enhancement!

Male Enhancement Exposed! Third time this month for "Waving Willy Smith" in the Bronx!

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Mexico Too Dangerous

Every Cop in Small Mexico Town Quits After Attack. US elderly now going to Canada for cheaper drugs.

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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US Tweets Iran Fairly

In Tweet, US Urges Iran to Free Hikers. "That would be tweet music to our ears!"

written by Bureau, 30 October 2010
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Spoofs Across the Pond

US spoof writers await mid-term Congressional election results to determine the next two years material. UK spoof writers Members of Parliament were elected earlier in 2010 and have their material.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 October 2010
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Holiday Turkey

France is like a company that has always given its employees a holiday turkey and ceases the practice, because of bad economic times to save money. The workers feel they have lost a benefit.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 October 2010
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The Naked Truth

The ladies of "The View" plan to do next week's show in the nude. The women want to show they have no testicular fortitude to accept other people's politics but their own!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 October 2010
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Another EPA Study

New EPA study indicates that men, who work in closed spaces around gasoline powered automobiles with the engines running, have their testicles fall off after age 50.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 October 2010
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Political Clean Up

US Labor Department predicts employment to slightly rise on November 3, 2010, as workers will be needed to clean up all the political BULLSHIT left by the candidates running for office.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 October 2010
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Pundit Clean Up

US Labor Department predicts employment to slightly rise again on Nov. 4, 2010, as workers will be needed to clean up all the Republican & Democratic pundit BULLSHIT as to why candidates won or lost.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 October 2010
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USA Entrepreneurs Having a good Laugh

VP Biden puts both feet-in-mouth calling for more Washington DC intervention in American's lives, saying only the federal government comes up with good ideas.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 October 2010
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Political Contribution

A conservative activist has sent the Democratic liberal left wing organization Moveon(dot)org a boxcar full of Ex-Lax to get them to move!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 October 2010
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Holiday Bird

President Obama, House Speaker Pelosi, and Senate Majority Leader Reid have given the American public the bird. American voters could be making Congressional Democrats take wing before Thanksgiving.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 October 2010
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It Does Stink

Democratic liberal left arrogant elitist incumbents think their SHIT doesn't stink, but it does! They are trying to hold onto power by slimy means, thinking they are smarter than the American people!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 October 2010
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Sound Familiar

Labor union rank & file members are angry over union bosses spending their dues money on politics. Sounds like the American people's beef with Pres. Obama, HS Pelosi & SML Reid over stimulus spending!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 October 2010
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Slime Ball Award of the Week

The Slime Ball award of the week goes to Senate Majority Leader Reid. Reid may have had his state union buddies tamper with Nevada's electronic voting machines to automatically fill in his name!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 October 2010
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Democratic Spin Gone Awry

Five days before the 2010 Congressional mid-term elections Democratic "spin-meisters" are trying to convince Americans how good they have been screwed, oops supported, under President Obama!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 October 2010
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Tell Your Grandchildren

Democratic liberal Jimmy Carter elected president in 1976. Democratic liberal far left Barack Obama elected president in 2008. Alert your grandchildren now to the presidential election of 2040!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 October 2010
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Likely Voters in Chicago Hear Obama Speak

President Obama spoke at a cemetery in Chicago IL, rallying his Democratic liberal base of likely voters who may appear on the election rolls in this city!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 October 2010
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