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Joe Miller Bodyguard Arrest Blogger

Joe Miller's bodyguard arrested a blogger, because Miller doesn't want bloggers pointing out his hypocrisies about smaller government.

written by UWGB-Beek, 19 October 2010
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You Cannot Say You Weren't Warned!

'Navy Cuts' were all the rage in the 1940s - especially Capstan full strength. Now the government wants to make them popular again this Year

written by IN SEINE, 19 October 2010
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Second Hand Snippets For Sale!

Looking for snippets to add to your collection? Bolster your Spoof.com numbers? Call 1800 Snippet, that's 1800 Snippet, get 10 snippets for the price of 50! That's right! 10 for the price of 50!

written by Jean Le Fete, 19 October 2010
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Toxic Spill

Anger in Hungary, fear downstream as toxic contamination
spreads as Blue Danube turns purple!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Texas Justice

Man who admitted trying to blow up a downtown Dallas skyscraper is sentenced to 24 years of watching the Cowboys!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Dino-Burgers?

New evidence found for flour in stone-age diet as 30,000-year old McMammoth Burger discovered with one bite out of it.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Keep Adjusting Machines

Our shrinking dollar causing havoc at casinos around the country!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Tom Bosley Dead At 83

'Happy Days' dad Tom Bosley dead at 83. Fonzie: "A fond farewell, Mr. G"

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Shots At Pentagon

Shots hit Pentagon; Police label it 'random event'. 'We welcome it to keep us on our toes!'

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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No To Compromise

Compromise on Capitol Hill: Is it really what Americans want? "YES!..well, not really. Where's the fun?"

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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May Be In Jail But I'm Not Dead!

New sting operation brings in 12 in Kentucky as pharmacies place signs saying 'Mixing drugs bought here with illegal drugs could kill you. Before taking any pills, check with county sheriff's office.'

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Delay It Until Next Year!

Many objecting to new Peanuts TV Show, "A Very Charlie Brown Ramadan"

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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UK scrap the Ark Royal and reincarnate Dads Army!

UK is cutting its military spending and the first to go is the majestic Ark Royal, Dad's army is too be reincarnated and Nelson's HMS Victory reinstated, no fuel just plenty of wind ask Cameron!

written by Jaggedone, 19 October 2010
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X-Factor's Rebecca Ferguson Denies Anal Bleaching Allegations

"I'm a black woman" she told pals. "What would be the point of that?"

written by Skoob1999, 19 October 2010
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Bankruptcies, Closures Everywhere!

The world's tallest building now filled with 10,000 squatters. It's beginning to tilt.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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A Real Gut-Buster

IRS hotline now giving out answers to your questions in Pig Latin. "Just adding a bit of jocularity", says rep.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Politics As Usual

After being called witches, etc., Republicans strike back with handing out toe tags with ObamaCare on them.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Geeks Gawk At Girl's Goodies

Computer geeks are finally in fashion say some young ladies. So the brain is beginning to make inroads into the brawn territory. "Dudley, you the man!" one of today's top sayings!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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I Need Some Bread

Bread was around 30,000 years ago according to study. "Bread could have been medium of exchange", they surmise.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Panorama Reported Fears Of Mine Collapse Before Accident.

"Bit fuckin' late now!" says Chilean President.

written by Nick Hobbs, 19 October 2010
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Twilight #2

West Coast Post says that the second Twilight Movie was first called "Jacob Black Howls A Who!"

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Lemons Demonstrate As They Are Voted U.K's Least Favourite Fruit

Nations favourite, Banana's, say "they're just bitter."

written by Nick Hobbs, 19 October 2010
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First Name For Twilight Movie

West Coast Post says that the Twilight Movie was first called "Edward & Isabella's Excellent Adventure"

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Louis Walsh: "Mr Lee Was A Right Mug For Taking My Advice!"

Latest X-Factor argument is just a Storm in a teacup, say pundits.

written by Nick Hobbs, 19 October 2010
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"The Chosen One" wants Rooney, but only if he learns English!

Spains Real Madrid have shown interest in buying ailing super-star, Scouser Rooney, one problem, Mourinho has demanded that Rooney learns proper English mate, por favor! Spanish, nunca!

written by Jaggedone, 19 October 2010
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Meltdown At Solar Factory

President Obama interrupts television shows to announce that there has been a meltdown at big solar heat building. Apparently scientists were looking at what a bit magnifying glass would do!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Need For More Cash!

Statue of Liberty, Smithsonian Institution to have slot machine in them.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Shoplifters Cost UK Retailers £4 billion

"We can't afford to pay them anymore. Nope. It's tough, but they're gonna have to go," said retail spokesman.

"We are in talks with their union."

written by Ellis Ian Fields, 19 October 2010
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Still Has Hard Feelings!

The thing that once was the planet Pluto now calling itself "Mi Ice T" wiggles in orbit.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Should Be Interesting

Moron Tabernacle Choir set to sing "Tabby Dunlki Lupoopoo Beebeebo" on "American Tonight!"

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Is That All?

UFO sighting near Mountain View in California proved to be only unidentified aliens in flying vehicles!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Elvis Still #1

For the twenty-second year in a row there have been more Elvis sightings that there has been of Vice Presidents of the United States!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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NFL Announces Ratings More Important than Punishing Favre

"Brett Favre is playing the Packers this weekend, and that means huge ratings and lot and lots of money for the NFL, so we aren't going to punish Favre for his sexist behavior." Roger Goodell said.

written by UWGB-Beek, 19 October 2010
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GW Was Innocent

Historians now believe that George Washington was covering for his mother when he told father that it was he who chopped down cherry tree. George's mother was an old battleaxe!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Vienna Sausage!

Former Vienna Choirboys tell of use of sausage by catholic clergy!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Watch Out For All Three

Lack of love, lost interest in sex and always ready TheSpoof is driving the over-50s to divorce!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Top Two Threats

Britain's No.1 threat: Cyber terrorists who can knock a jet out of the sky, moldy nuclear missiles.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Wheelie Bin Kitty Woman Sentenced!

U.K. woman filmed dumping a cat in a wheelie bin has pleaded guilty to animal cruelty offense. Will live for one week in the wheelie bin.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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105 Tons Of Happy Weed!

Mexican authorities seize 105 tons of marijuana on one acre pot!...plot!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Dirty Tricks Already Began

Three van loads of Hughes High students were taken last week, during school hours - to vote & given sample ballots only for Dem. candidates and then taken for ice cream, a Monday lawsuit alleges.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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El Paso City Sees UFO

VIDEO: More strange UFO lights, this time over El Paso. Many think it's the ghost of Marty Robbins.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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We Are Destroying The Earth

UN: 'We are destroying life on Earth'. 'Of course we've been doing that since Cain & Abel!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Putin TV Interview Fails

Putin's TV interview to prove he's still married backfires; Wife forgets to wear wedding ring, chastity belt.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Ten Percent Unemployment

Mid-October figures say the the unemployment rate in the United States is 10%. Even higher after election next month!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Dems Sweeten The Pot

Dems make pre-election pitch to help seniors; $250 bonus plus $10 for every Democrat elected on the federal level.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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No Meat Costumes

Butchers warn against wearing Lady Gaga raw meat dress for Halloween, especially around watch dogs.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Obama's Three Trillion Debt

National Debt Up $3 Trillion on Obama's Watch with little help for economy, number of layoffs, candidates he's supporting, winning.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Men Stand Out!

White Republican men stand out in early voting. Most credit Viagra!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Mayor Naked Cowboy

Times Square Naked Cowboy may run for Mayor. He's especially promoting global warming in Times Square, daily sharp object pick-ups!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Speaker faces foreclosure on house

Senate Majority Leader Reid may be in danger of losing his house in foreclosure. "If he can't graft enough over the years to pay his house off, he doesn't need to be a Senator", both parties agree.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Next Toy Story Different

Rumor: Toy Story #4 3D will be an adult movie starring adult sex toys!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Did Their Best

Mile High Club turns down couple who were trying but suddenly hit the airplane ceiling when plane hit air pocket.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Obama On Another TV Show

Obama to appear on TV science show "Mythbusters". Tiger Woods to appear on "Missbusters".

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Obama On Mythbusters

Obama to appear on TV science show "Mythbusters". "No, my mother-in-law does not rule the White House. Not unless both VP and I out campaigning."

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Call As Soon As Possible

CPR switch: Call for professionals first, if no phone, make noise like a siren, then chest presses and breaths.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Texas Man Awaits Face Transplant

Badly burned Texas man waits for face transplant. Nancy Pelosi moves up to ninth on the waiting list.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Better Than Recycled Piss

Space shuttle leaking, NASA working up repair plan. Maybe leaks can also be turned into water supply.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Gulf Health Grade Lower

Scientists lower Gulf health grade. "We believe that the oil is still on the ocean floor."

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Hedge Instead Of Bush

EU ministers near deal on Hedge funds now that Bush no longer in the way.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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France Cracks Down

France's Sarkozy: We'll crack down on protests as police now receive 10,000 wet noodles!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Where Was This During Past 2 Years?

Obama seeks to boost Hispanic achievement just before mid-term election.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Seven Meet In NYC

All 7 NY governor candidates meet in 1st debate. None of the seven seemed to be magnificent.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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McCain Backs Palin

McCain shares Palin's view on tea party influence. But he's been gaga ever since naming her as VP two years ago!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Dems Making Bid For Votes

Democrats make pre-election pitch to help seniors. "Whenever you fall down, we'll send someone to help you get up."

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Dems Offer Seniors Help

Democrats make pre-election pitch to help seniors. Will allow many to move into government repossessed homes for 2 years.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Would Help Bargaining

Hillary Clinton: Help Me Change Diplomacy With Technology by carrying a nuclear bomb on air force plane she flies on.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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May Have Been Used As Currency

Bread was around 30,000 years ago, but better was in short supply says study.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Vidoe's From Behind Residence, Rocks Artificial

NATO official: Bin Laden living comfortably in Pakistan making videos in desert area behind one residence.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Terrorists Attack Chechen Parliament

Rebels stage suicide attack on Chechen parliament as Russia learns it too is scheduled to be wiped out by Islamic terrorists!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Dems Making Desparate Offers

Democrats make pre-election pitch to help seniors. Will pay golf membership fees for next 2 years.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Since You Seem To Enjoy Bombs

Four in New York bomb plot trial found guilty. Sentenced to view next US nuclear test...from ten feet.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Election Up For Bids

Democrats make pre-election pitch to help seniors by offering $250 each. GOP offer $275!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Levi Johnson Wants To Be Mayor

Levi Johnston wants to be mayor; has no platform, little sense!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Future To Hold Many Shields

Russia considering proposal to join missile shield. "Couldn't hurt", says military leaders.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Chavez In Iran

Chavez in Iran for talks on boosting oil, gas ties as most admit that both leaders are full of gas.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Woman Racking Up The Poll-Leads

Prediction for new leadership after next month? Wall Street says woman will be racking up the most wins!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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NY Governor's Race!

All 7 NY governor candidates meet in 1st debate. Five slaps on the back, two on the face!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Super Typhoon!

What is a 'super typhoon'? Some say that it's a typhoon that not even kryptonite cannot slow down.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Bread Around 30,000 Years #3

Bread was around 30,000 years ago -study. Some still on sale at the day-old store on Market Street.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Bread Around 30,000 Years #2

Bread was around 30,000 years ago -study. McDonalds Happy Meal now 29,999 years and six months behind.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Bread Around 30,000 Years

Bread was around 30,000 years ago -study. However, David Gates was not always the lead singer!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Bin Laden Living Well #2

NATO official: Bin Laden living comfortably in Pakistan. Unmanned rockets doing door to door search.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Bin Laden Living Well In House

NATO official: Bin Laden living comfortably in Pakistan. "That's a hologram in front of cave."

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Crystal Cathedral Bankrupt

Crystal Cathedral megachurch files for bankruptcy. Perhaps multi-millions for building instead of for helping people one reason!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Sarkozy Gets Rough

France's Sarkozy: We'll crack down on protests! No caviar nor escargot for a month.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Dems Buying Votes #4

Democrats make pre-election pitch to help seniors. Ten free early-bird specials at selected restaurants.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Dem Buying Votes #3

Democrats make pre-election pitch to help seniors. Free bus trips to casinos, nudist colonies!

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Dems Buying Votes #2

Democrats make pre-election pitch to help seniors. Free Viagra for two years until next election.

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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Dems Buying Votes!

Democrats make pre-election pitch to help seniors. $250 to help make up for no raises for 2 years until needed for Dem elections

written by Bureau, 19 October 2010
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The Russian Government is trying to market Chernobyl as a new tourist spot.

Locals give it three thumbs up

written by matthatt, 19 October 2010
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