Sam Allardyce To Be Honoured With Statue In Home Town Of Dudley
New Newcastle United manager Sam Allardyce is to be honoured by the Council in his Black Country home town of Dudley, with a statue of himself in the town's shoddy Market Square. The structure made, like Sam, from granite, will be reminiscent of t...
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Queen Elizabeth offers Wayne Rooney a knighthood!
Enter Sir Wayne Rooney, the Queen has decided to give him a knighthood for his devoted services to Queen and country! Elizabeth, now entering a slightly demented phase in her life followed England's misfortunes on the telly against the old enemies...
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Carlos Tevez to appear alongside Rooney in Shrek 4
The Spoof can exclusively reveal that Manchester United ugly-git Carlos Tevez will appear alongside teammate Wayne "Shrek" Rooney in the forthcoming Shrek 4 movie.
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Wayne Rooney found dumped in wheelie bin.
Soccer RAT Wayne Rooney was found dumped inside a council wheelie bin yesterday and the culprit has been caught in the act on CCTV Coleen Rooney, a local housewife stayed tight-lipped about the incident as she went shopping in Liverpool. The 2...
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One a Blue, Always a [insert team colour here]. Rooney's on the Run
It seems his tenure at Old Trafford is finally coming to an end. Following allegations that he had chatted to another woman via Facebook the other night, Sir Alex Ferguson commented how "he'd had his last chance. He's still up to his old ways and...
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Shock as Rooney Signs 5 year Deal with Man U and Rest of Team Quits in Protest!
In a late breaking news with all the facts not in, reports have surfaced that petulant potato faced Wayne Rooney has signed a new 5 year contract with Manchester United. A teary eyed Colleen, his wife and child hood sweetheart, said the sudden ch...
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Shrek will have live actors
Premier League to investigate Man United's 14-0 win at Sunderland
Rooney cancels birthday bash
Wayne Rooney Girls - Sponsorship Offers Flood In
Iran Hangs Soccer WAG; Event Sends Tremors Through London Night Clubs!
VAR To Help In Coleen Rooney - Rebekah Vardy Dispute
Rooney - I'm Bigger Than Jesus
Rooney loses housing benefit
Wayne Rooney is going nowhere, says Colleen
Rooney Buys Manchester United
Rooney begs Coleen for one more chance
Rooney To Join Ronaldo At Real?
Wayne Rooney on the rocks
It is reported, on the wires that a UK nuclear submarine, equipped with every high tech system known to man is grounded on rocks off the Isle of Skye, Western Isles, Scotland. A source, close to the Ministry of Defence in London, has disclosed tha...
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Rooney in U-Turn shock!
In an amazing U-turn - Wayne Rooney has decided to stay in Manchester for another five years. This just two days after the 24-year-old hitman claimed " the city's failure to attract world-class prostitutes to Old Trafford area prompted his dec...
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HMS Ark Royal a gift for the WAG who has everything
News that HMS Ark Royal is to be taken out of service, immediately, has sparked a furious row between the WAG's of UK based footballers. "It's what no one else can have and I want it" the wife of a famous Chelsea player told NMC News today. Sev...
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Man Utd Trades Ryan Giggs to Tottenham Hotspur For Carlo Cudicini and Roman Pavlyuchenko
Man. U. has trading in Ryan Giggs to Tottenham Hotspur for Carlo Cudicini and Roman Pavlyuchenko. Sir Alex Ferguson has decided to trade Ryan Giggs due to highly personal reasons that he said that he would rather not go into. When pressed he repli...
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Wayne Rooney - "Don't Call Me Postmodern!"
Soccer starlet Wayne Rooney today insisted he is a reflective-eclecticist following recent newspaper allegations that he had embraced the tenet of (19th century philosopher) Friedrich Nietzsche in his role as the grandfather of Postmodernism.
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Rooney To Stay At United - But He Will Be Farmed Out In Loan Deal
According to inside news leaked from Lou Macari's chippy, under fire United striker Wayne Rooney will be staying at Manchester United, but will be farmed out by the club on a twelve month loan deal until the dust settles. Most probably to Tranmere...
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Wayne Rooney Sleeps With Exotic Gibbon
Further allegations in the seedy personal life of footballing fiend Wayne Rooney have come to light this week. His marriage already hangs in the balance due to several infidelities with hotel-room prostitutes, but a shocking confession from a tra...
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Wayne And Coleen Rooney Given Warning From History
As Wayne and Coleen Rooney jetted to Prague, a top historian warned them to beware of the Czech Republic's capital. Coleen is in the city for a fashion shoot and Wayne, who is currently out of the Manchester Utd side injured, flew to be with her i...
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Coleen Rooney's - Where Did They Come From?
While they've been sunning themselves in Dubai, Wayne and Coleen Rooney have obviously been under scrutiny. The couple are trying to patch up their marriage and Wayne needs to get his head together after last week's bizarre series of events in whi...
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Paul Scholes Crocks 'Judas' Rooney In Training Ground Horror Tackle
Speculation grew today that want away striker, baldy Scouser, Wayne Rooney may have played his last game for Manchester United. News leaking out from Carrington indicated some kind of horror tackle by Scholes, which left the Scouse lothario writhi...
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Mr Potato Head to sue over Wayne Rooney slur
Mr Potato Head, the American, potato shaped toy has been a favourite among kids since the 1950s. Its inventor, the real Mr Potato Head, who, like his toy, has detachable facial furniture and a head shaped like a potato, would spend hours amusing h...
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BBC 'let down' by Rooney decision
There are seismic rumblings at the BBC Television Centre, in the wake of Wayne Rooney's decision to sign a new five year contract with Manchester United. It seems that senior BBC executives were convinced that Rooney's football career was over, in...
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"Peter Crouch, The Greatest I've Ever Seen" - Thierry Henry. Liverpool 4 - Arsenal 1.
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Hello! and OK! bidding war for wedding photos hots up
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England And The United States Tie 1-1 in World Cup Play - Queen Elizabeth Wants To Talk To Goalkeeper Robert Green #12
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Andy Coulson hacks into Wayne Rooney's phone - gets a big hard-on
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Helen Wood, Jennifer Thompson And Wayne Rooney Threesome Revelations Surface
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"The Chosen One" only wants Rooney if he learns proper English, mate!
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Wayne Rooney Not Such A 'Daft Apeth'
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Wayne Rooney High Priestess of Voodoo Almost Got Prediction Right
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Rooney's Nigerian Granny Shag-a-thon
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Coleen Rooney Denies She's Pregnant, Says It's Just Two Too Many Crumpets
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Rooney: 'No French Revolution Here!'
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Rooneygate: Wayne & Coleen, a True Partnership - He Beds the Call Girls, She Issues the Injunctions...
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Wayne Rooney Shags Own Grandma?
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Everton Fans Stage Cheeky Blow-Up Sex Doll Tribute To The Absent Wayne Rooney
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Coca Cola bosses ready to ditch Rooney from all advertising
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Roo and Fergie in Love
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The Big Match: Chewing Gum Fergie Versus £200 per Ciggy Pack Wazza.
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Premier League Star "Didn't Have Sex With Rooney Prostitute"