Wayne Rooney and Sarah Ferguson have been captured together on the floor of a Manchester nightclub scoring.
Fergie shouted in glee as the striker hit home. Wayne told your reporter, tipped off about this encounter, that he felt closer to the Queen when he was with Sarah.
The struggle between Manchester United and Manchester City for Rooney's talents goes on and Fergie wants to go with him as she needs the money, but her father Man Utd's Manager Sir Alexander Ferguson is not keen.
Asked to comment by the BBC Fergie the Manager said he would not speak to the Beeb about the match as he was boycotting the station due to accusations they had made about his sex life.
Sarah, who loves Wayne, cannot understand her father's feelings.
'Wayne loves me from top to toe, and with toes he is brilliant. Why can't my Daddy see how happy we are together?' she cried.
When asked about the age difference between himself and Sarah, Wayne said he needed a mother figure to keep him steady and he thought if he looked after Sarah he should get a knighthood which would show Alexander that Wayne was his equal.