Written by Ellis Ian Fields

Monday, 4 October 2010

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As Wayne and Coleen Rooney jetted to Prague, a top historian warned them to beware of the Czech Republic's capital.

Coleen is in the city for a fashion shoot and Wayne, who is currently out of the Manchester Utd side injured, flew to be with her in a bid to rebuild their marriage after allegations that he slept with a hooker.

But Spoof resident historian and reviewer, Ken Lucid, said Wayne should be careful, especially when visiting the city's historic buildings.

"People tend to get thrown out of windows in Prague," he said. "I'm sure Wayne and Colleen have heard of the Defenestration of Prague which effectively began the Thirty Years' War.

"Well, Colleen might be thinking of dishing out the same treatement to Wayne as punishment. But I would warn her that the Thirty Years' War caused terrible bloodshed and misery in central Europe.

"Mind you, living in Cheshire, as she does, she might not care, I suppose."

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