Wayne Rooney Girls - Sponsorship Offers Flood In

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Monday, 13 September 2010

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Top brands like Coca-Cla and Nike may be reconsidering their sponsorship of Wayne Rooney in the wake of his three-in-a-bed scandal, but some big names are offering six-figure sums to the girls at the centre of it.

Jenny Thompson and Helen Wood have appointed top PR management guru, Barry Sparrow of The Firm, to manage their affairs.

Sparrow told me: "F*** me! These girls are going to be huge! I've already had inquiries from a cosmetics company about releasing a new perfume called 'Threesome.'

"A high street fashion chain also wants them to advertise their trolleys in a TV campaign. There are also offers from men's mags and manufacturers of sex toys.

"These girls have talent and class and advertisers abviously want to cash in on it."

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