Speculation grew today that want away striker, baldy Scouser, Wayne Rooney may have played his last game for Manchester United.
News leaking out from Carrington indicated some kind of horror tackle by Scholes, which left the Scouse lothario writhing in agony on the pitch.
The reports seemed credible enough, given that Scholes is well known for bone crunching tackles - usually from behind and on average, about twenty minutes after the ball has gone.
What is certain is that Rooney was carried off the training pitch and taken for treatment. Certain individuals - pals of Wayne Rooney told us that the horrorshow tackle had probably been deliberate, and perpetrated because Scholes is furious at Rooney for wanting away from his beloved Old Trafford.
However, one Skoob Sports News source, who saw the incident, described at as something and nothing.
"Scholesy hardly touched him, but he went down like a sack of sh-potatoes. If you ask me, he was putting it on. I mean, think about it: he wants away, he wants more money, he wants to play for City - Carrington's not a very good environment for a twat with a mentality like that to be. So the potato headed fuckwit has thrown a sickie. Just to make sure he doesn't have to play for United again. And if that's the case, then adios Shrek. You fucking loser."
More as we get it.
