Putin Invades Ukraine Because “What About Hillary Clinton and Hunter Biden?”
Moscow - Russian President Vladimir Putin has decided to invade the Ukraine after watching Fox News, Newsmax and other American rightwing news outlets for an entire weekend. Convinced that his favorite American politician, Donald Trump, and his cu…
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Putin Demands Trump Fire Mueller
Using the “back channel” line that bypassed US intelligence agencies and was suggested by son-in-law Jared Kushner, Vladimir Putin telephoned his friend at the White House from a Kremlin basement. “Ducky, you have to fire Mueller today. Mueller i...
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Hillary Clinton falls off subway platform; saved by psychic Russian immigrant
Despite the dramatic rescue of Hillary Clinton in front of a subway train, her rescuer may not be rewarded. Yesterday, Ms. Clinton was addressing a subway platform crowd on “the Russian menace” when she accidentally fell (or was shoved) off a subw...
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The Whip Woman Lashes Out At Lash LaRue
BILLINGSGATE POST: This story may appeal to those who think below the belt. But only for a moment. Allow me to digress. If you wonder who the Whip Woman is - it's not that important - at least for the moment. The real story is about Lash LaRue.
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Clinton's latest attack on Obama - incriminating childhood photos of him eating his favorite food: Velveeta Grilled Cheese Sandwiches on White Bread
Washington, DC - In what some political analysts are calling the most despicable sortie on Barack Obama to date (one even the Republicans would not dare launch fearing being labeled racist), someone in the Clinton campaign is suspected to have releas...
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Barack Obama to Wed Chelsea Clinton; Hillary Not Mad
Barack Obama will wed Chelsea Clinton this fall, according to a formal statement issued by David Plouffe, Obama's campaign manager. The Washington press corps was all abuzz this week with rumors about the surprising romantic pairing.
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Hillary Clinton Changes Name to Hilary
President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists
Ted Cruz To Perform Exorcism On Hillary Clinton
Stop The Squeal!
Hillary Clinton to shake booty for Biden (and cabinet position) at final rallies up to November 3
Ron Paul's Excess Campaign Donations Pay National Debt Shortfall
Obama Embrace Of Clinton At Democratic Convention Turns Sexual
Hillary Should Smile When She Discusses Rape In Military
Clinton Definitely Will Lose Election To Trump
Joe Rogan NOT supplying questions to Chris Wallace and the candidates for presidential debate
Socks Speaks Out: Clintons' White House Cat Speaks Through Pet Psychic
Hillary: I Never Had Sexual Relations With That Woman
Monica Lewinsky Finally Addresses the Rumor Regarding Her and Donald Trump
SAN FRANCISCO – Monica Lewinsky, who became the most famous White House intern in political history, has decided to come clean regarding that persistent Trump rumor. Lewinsky, who has joined the entertainment world, is now just one of a handful of…
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Hillary: The Grinch Who Almost Stole Christmas
Seattle, Washington - As reported Friday, Hillary Clinton was arrested after an altercation in a Seattle downtown department store. As part of her never ending "What Happened" book tour, she was in Seattle giving speeches, signing books, and was caug...
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Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip at Exclusive Hamptons Resort
Reporters are picking up a story being circulated among the hired help at an exclusive Hamptons, NY Resort where Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton vacationed this weekend. According to unofficial r...
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Hillary Clinton Relied on Soft Porn in Foreign Policy as First Lady
Washington AC/DC - (Bad Ass Mess): So desperate was Hillary Clinton to conceal her lesbianity during her White House First Lady days that she created the spin machine that conjured up the entire Santa Monica Lewinski brouhaha.
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What Happened - S H I T Happens
Déjà view, all over again. Somehow it feels like the evening of November 8, 2016. The U.S. presidential election that just keeps on giving. With Hillary Clinton's recent triumphant return to the media spotlight with her new book "What Happened", it s...
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Clinton Foundation Names Catch 22 Milo Minderbinder As Fictional Director
BILLINGSGATE POST: Perhaps the best known of all wartime profiteers, 1st. Lieutenant Milo Minderbinder is a fictional character in Joseph Heller's novel Catch-22. Like the Clintons, he has no allegiance to any country, person or principle unless it...
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Chelsea Clinton Marriage on "Slippery Slope" as Husband Quits Arranged Marriage to Go Skiing!
Chelsea Clinton is reportedly 'devastated' as news leaked that her husband, hedge fund guru, Marc Mezvinsky, has quit his job, quit his 5th Avenue Apartment, and quit her, fleeing to an upscale western skiing resort known for snow bunny 'Bunga-Bung...
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Russian Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear Stuffies Are A Christmas Must-Have!
Burlington, VT - Vermont's Build-A-Bear Workshop hasn't had a Christmas season this profitable in a long, long time. And it's all thanks to their two Russian hacking bears! Yes, it seems that America (mostly republicans) has gone completely wild f...
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Trump Denounces Science as a Democratic Hoax
Monowi, Nebraska From the campaign trail, Donald Trump, at a question and answer session, expressed his views on Science. "Science is a big hoax perpetrated by Hillary and the Democratic Party to hoodwink the American people into believing in glob...
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Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash
Washington, DC -- The Federal Election Commission is distributing a campaign necessity kit to candidates for President of the United States. The multifaceted toolbox is being provided in lieu of cash. The FEC has the task of distributing federal f...
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Hillary Groundhog Day Proclaimed
Now that Hillary Clinton is back in the news with a vengeance, promoting her new book "What Happened", it's obvious to everyone what Hillary has been doing for the last year: Reliving Wednesday, November 9, 2016, over and over again. Just like "Groun...
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Presidential candidates warned: No Fat Wives
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Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan Volunteer As Pap-Smear Speculum Models At UCLA Medical School
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Ron Paul Is Supposed To Be President
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If You Don't Support Hillary, You're a Bigot!
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Genitalia eating fish with human teeth threat did NOT come from Trump
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Slovenia Demands that Melania Return Home
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Naked Voting: How Liberals Got Their Groove Back
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Trump Reveals Hillary Clinton Is Spawn Of Roswell Incident Alien
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Trump Has Bromance With Putin
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The Introspective Donald Trump: “I’d rather spend eternity on a desert island with Hillary"
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Obama Claims He Has Bigger Penis Than Any Previous President
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Othello - The Obama Version
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Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall
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White middle and lower income males added to endangered species list
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Hillary agrees to ankle bracelet as part of too big to nail settlement with the FBI
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Trump, Putin Ride Horses Together
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Trump Hears from God While Trapped on Elevator
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Hillary Defends Bill's Reputation
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The Trumpster Says He's Sick and Tired of People Calling Him Mean Names and Hurting His Feelings
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Cagey Joe Biden Has Selected His VP Nominee
