Democrats Push $289 Minimum Wage in Campaigns
WASHINGTON DC - Earlier in June of this year, Democrat 2020 candidates for President supported $15 per hour as a Federal minimum wage. In the US Presidential Election of 2016, Hillary Clinton had backed a $12 per hour minimum wage to be enforced acro...
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So It’s International Women’s Day?
One day out of 365 days. Wow! Who gets the other 364 days, or did women receive their one special day this year because there was one extra leap year day on February 29, 2020? Women were tossed a very stale breadcrumb, but they still don’t ha...
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Hillary Groundhog Day Proclaimed
Now that Hillary Clinton is back in the news with a vengeance, promoting her new book "What Happened", it's obvious to everyone what Hillary has been doing for the last year: Reliving Wednesday, November 9, 2016, over and over again. Just like "Groun...
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Bloomberg-Hillary ticket answer to Bernie revives Pelosi and the Democrats
Today, Ms. Pelosi has announced that impeaching Mr. Trump should be put aside, and the Democratic Party should return to problems of health care and income for ordinary people. Fitting nicely into this new scheme, is the proliferating rumor that M...
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Ouija says it’s “Trump” 2020, to Democrats Dismay
In an effort to help win the 2020 Presidential election, Democrat party leaders have turned to the 'great beyond' for help. Democratic sources have said that party leaders, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff, and others, met in a secret locati...
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Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip at Exclusive Hamptons Resort
Reporters are picking up a story being circulated among the hired help at an exclusive Hamptons, NY Resort where Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton vacationed this weekend. According to unofficial r...
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Trump Reveals Hillary Clinton Is Spawn Of Roswell Incident Alien
What Happened - S H I T Happens
President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists
Trump Denounces Science as a Democratic Hoax
After Surviving FBI Investigation, Hillary Struggles to Find Next Scandal
Hillary leads Trump in dead fetuses and dead people
Democrats and Republicans Alike Lose Track of Why They Officially Condemn Whistleblower Chelsea Manning
Deciphering Donald: A Look at the Rumsfeld Doctrine of Information Dissemination
Hillary SOS to China: 'We Need the Great Firewall of China'
Crooked Hill? Questionable Contributions to Clinton Foundation from Foreign Governments - and Bernie Sanders!
After Two Bushes As President, "Is There Finally Going To Be Real One?", Asks Man
Democrat's Last Hope: Trump Exorcism
Latest DNC quid pro quo in trouble backstage as July convention approaches
As the saying goes, “You can't make this stuff up”--as we move to the latest news, according to insider sources. Notice the DNC has just jived the rules again by eliminating Tulsi Gabbard from the next debate as somehow deficient in delegates.
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Nude photos boost Hillary Clinton's chances
The race for the next President of the United States hotted up today when photos were leaked to The Spoof of Democract Hillary Clinton posing naked for a famous men's magazine. The saucy photos are too hot to be printed in full here but we are ar...
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Genitalia eating fish with human teeth threat did NOT come from Trump
Spokespersons for Mr. Trump have rushed forward to clarify that Mr. Trump has absolutely nothing to do with the latest alarm concerning genitalia eating fish with human teeth. The pacu under scrutiny (related to the piranha) favors male genitalia...
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Archaeological Find Reveals the Bush Bloodline
"George Bush"... The True Origin of the Name. These pages written by Saint John on the Island of Patmos may be the most important discovery of the century,... aside from the mountains on Pluto. The discovery of Pluto's mountains sent the poor and...
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United States: Men required to get Hillary Clinton haircuts
Men in the United States will be required to get the same haircut as Hillary Clinton, if she becomes President, it has been reported. The state-sanctioned guidelines will be introduced first in Washington DC, then rolled out across the country - a...
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Hillary Dodges Sniper Fire In Bosnia
Claiming to have been dodging sniper fire after landing in Bosnia, Hillary Clinton has instead been caught on video meandering on the tarmac, greeting the welcoming committee, all smiles, perfectly groomed shoulder length page-boy, longer than Javier...
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2016 Election: A New Woody Allen Film
If you haven't already guessed, the 2016 election is really a Woody Allen film plot. Donald Trump, to be portrayed by Alec Baldwin, is a closet Democrat and a Hillary Clinton supporter, portrayed by Angela Lansbury. Donald never wanted to be pres...
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DNC worried about upcoming debate question: “What is the sound of one hand clapping?”
According to insider sources, the Democratic National Convention’s favorite candidate at this time is Joe Biden, as the most suitable replacement for Hillary Clinton. However, due to what happened in 2016, the DNC is nervous. Despite the DNC's...
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The trouble with people nowadays is....
Last week marked the zenith in Hillary Clinton's emergence from the Chappaqua woods in upstate New York, where she had been living in the forest after the election like some majestic woodland creature, only occasionally appearing in some adoring fan'...
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DNC rule changes considered urgent as Bernie surges
With results from the Iowa primary still unclear, the DNC has been reported in sufficient alarm over Bernie's surge that something must be done. A rule change to allow Mr. Bloomfield to enter the debates is one thing. There is however some cont...
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With Poll Numbers in Free Fall, Trump, Pence Jump Out of Plane
Grand Teton, Wyoming: Facing a free fall in numerous recent polls, Donald J. Trump and Mike Pence jumped out of an airplane yesterday as a publicity stunt to prove that that they can recover from such a precipitous drop. They survived. It has be...
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George Stephanopoulos Admits To Having Paid 75 Large For Collection Of Hillary Pantsuits
BILLINGSGATE POST: Beleaguered George Stephanopoulos of ABC News admitted to MSNBC's "Out-of-the closet-and-in-your-face" Rachel Maddow, that he did, indeed, have a collection of Hillary Clinton pantsuits that stretch back at least 20 years. Desc...
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Hillary agrees to ankle bracelet as part of too big to nail settlement with the FBI
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Bill and Melania Pay Lip Service to Their Secret Meeting
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Hillary Clinton Declares Victory: I Have Won!
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Hillary "Glad She Lost" as New Female President Struggles on "24"
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Blacklists and Babies: Trump's Own McCarthyism
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Hillary Spotted at Trump Rally, Screams out to Bill for Help
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