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13 April 2021

Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip at Exclusive Hamptons Resort

Reporters are picking up a story being circulated among the hired help at an exclusive Hamptons, NY Resort where Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton vacationed this weekend. According to unofficial r...

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Trump Honors Hillary By Wearing Pink Pantsuit At Rally

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a display of chivalry not seen since he defeated Hillary in 2016, Donald Trump was photographed wearing a replica of the cheap, polyester pink pantsuit that Hillary wore when she electrified her adoring followers by doing the R…

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Monica Lewinsky Finally Addresses the Rumor Regarding Her and Donald Trump

SAN FRANCISCO – Monica Lewinsky, who became the most famous White House intern in political history, has decided to come clean regarding that persistent Trump rumor. Lewinsky, who has joined the entertainment world, is now just one of a handful of…

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Rumba Style, Trump Shakes Up Campaign Staff

Holy cow! Trump shakes up his campaign staff? Does this mean that Donald Trump still thinks he has a chance to win re-election? And all he has to do is to shake up his campaign staff? And then, Bingo! Four more rent-free years at the White House.

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Hillary Clinton Has Butt Lift - It's Not What You Think!

Instead of having to go have those bullets that were still in her body after that close call in the Middle East where she landed her helicopter right into the midst of a fire fight, $tar$ Magazine has learned that Hillary is actually in for a major b...

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Nude photos boost Hillary Clinton's chances

The race for the next President of the United States hotted up today when photos were leaked to The Spoof of Democract Hillary Clinton posing naked for a famous men's magazine. The saucy photos are too hot to be printed in full here but we are ar...

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Maria Sharapova, One of the Sexiest Female Athletes Ever, is Coming Out of Retirement

Putin Demands Trump Fire Mueller

Scientists Link Hillary Clinton to Global Warming, Low Sperm Counts, and Gay Frogs

Hillary Clinton Names Monica Lewinsky Campaign Chairperson

Hillary Will Gorilla Glue Bill's Testicles To Bed Frame

Republicunt Palin Endorses Democrab Clinton for VPilf!

The Trumpster Says He's Sick and Tired of People Calling Him Mean Names and Hurting His Feelings

Cheetos to Sponsor Trump TV

Cagey Joe Biden Has Selected His VP Nominee

Insiders Reveal Hillary Clinton Uses Bill Voodoo Doll

Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

Bitter U.S. Political Divide Forces Blood Banks to Classify Samples by Political Affiliation

Russian Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear Stuffies Are A Christmas Must-Have!

Burlington, VT - Vermont's Build-A-Bear Workshop hasn't had a Christmas season this profitable in a long, long time. And it's all thanks to their two Russian hacking bears! Yes, it seems that America (mostly republicans) has gone completely wild f...

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Genitalia eating fish with human teeth threat did NOT come from Trump

Spokespersons for Mr. Trump have rushed forward to clarify that Mr. Trump has absolutely nothing to do with the latest alarm concerning genitalia eating fish with human teeth. The pacu under scrutiny (related to the piranha) favors male genitalia...

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The Whip Woman Lashes Out At Lash LaRue

BILLINGSGATE POST: This story may appeal to those who think below the belt. But only for a moment. Allow me to digress. If you wonder who the Whip Woman is, it's not that important; at least for the moment. The real story is about Lash LaRue.

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Bernie Sanders Insists His Endorsement of Joe Biden Almost as Enthusiastic as His 2016 Endorsement of Hillary Clinton

Weeks after suspending his own run for the Democratic presidential nomination, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders issued a statement officially backing presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden, stating that his endorsement of Biden was almost as enthusia...

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Biden's Wife Stuns Oprah Audience with Hillary Revelation: Sec. of State Post "sloppy seconds"

Chicago,Il, Soap Oprah Times - "Jilly" Biden, wife of VP Elect Joe "loose cannon" Biden, stunned Oprah and her listeners recently when she revealed Hillary Clinton only got the Secretary of State Post because "Joey" didn't want it! According to Mr...

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Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker

A Democrat insider has told The Spoof today that Hillary Clinton has brokered a deal with fellow candidate, Barack Obama, where she will become President and he will become Vice President.

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September 11, 2001 Tape Emerges of Hillary Clinton Making Lewd Comments While Twin Towers Were Aflame

Washington DC - On the heels of Donald Trump's obscene comments regarding his failed attempt to hit on a married woman by taking her furniture shopping, a tape has surfaced in which Hillary Clinton made a series of lewd comments to long time confidan...

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Big Ass Mess: Clinton Rammed From Behind On Way to Yale Payday!

The Merritt Parkway was snarled for hours yesterday after a Secret Service vehicle containing Bill Clinton and an unnamed intern was rammed from behind causing the former president undisclosed injuries. Billy Bob was on his way to yet another easy...

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President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...

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Trump Announces, "I could stand on Fifth Avenue and call one of my supporters a fat slob and she'd still vote for me!"

Mobile, AL--At a rally last week in Mobile, Donald Trump bragged that he could stand on Fifth Avenue and call one of his supporters a fat slob, and she'd still vote for him. When a reporter from The Mobile Register went out to a local trailer pa...

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Clinton Foundation Names Catch 22 Milo Minderbinder As Fictional Director

BILLINGSGATE POST: Perhaps the best known of all wartime profiteers, 1st. Lieutenant Milo Minderbinder is a fictional character in Joseph Heller's novel Catch-22. Like the Clintons, he has no allegiance to any country, person or principle unless it...

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Naked Voting: How Liberals Got Their Groove Back

The 2016 Presidential Election has been largely uninspiring and demoralizing for the left-leaning side of the Democratic Party. If your top concerns include global warning, corporate greed, toxic chemicals, alternative transportation and urban commun...

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Satan Rebukes Trump, Says He'll Vote Clinton

Adding his name to the list of prominent Republicans who say they won't vote for Donald Trump, Satan has said he will vote his conscience this fall. Satan, who usually stays behind the scenes at Fox News, made an unusual appearance on the network...

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Playboy Playmates

In The Secret of Wealth and Happiness, Hu Humpher, under the pen name Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy magazine, explains what led to his success: the Playboy Playmate. For anyone who may be visiting from another planet, a Playboy Playmate is a full-color, glossy, airbrushed photograph of a nude woman with a staple through at least one portion (and usually two) of her anatomy. She is also someti...

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