Hillary Clinton Spoof News

18 July 2019

Blacklisp Spoiler

Hollow Wood, CA - Our Blacklisp source, janitor Moppet Buckae, stopped by my desk this morning and dropped off a script copy of the finale of the Blacklisp. It’s the most ridiculous episode yet, but very believable. Dumboy returns just in ti...

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Russia-Gate Follies to open on the boards with Mueller at lead ballerina attended by Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and Hillary Clinton

A dazzling show of music, vocals, and ballerinas is slated to parade across the country this coming autumn. Representatives of the mainstream media are also featured, in a tightly grouped little chorus wearing very short ballerina costumes. Som...

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Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip at Exclusive Hamptons Resort

Reporters are picking up a story being circulated among the hired help at an exclusive Hamptons, NY Resort where Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton vacationed this weekend. According to unofficial r...

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Supreme Court Declares George Bush Winner of Florida Democratic Primary

In 2000, it took a decision of the Supreme Court to declare George W. Bush the winner over Al Gore in Florida, and recipient of the state's electoral votes. In anticipation of a close primary race this year (2008), involving ballot stuffing, vot...

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Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker

A Democrat insider has told The Spoof today that Hillary Clinton has brokered a deal with fellow candidate, Barack Obama, where she will become President and he will become Vice President.

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Nude photos boost Hillary Clinton's chances

The race for the next President of the United States hotted up today when photos were leaked to The Spoof of Democract Hillary Clinton posing naked for a famous men's magazine. The saucy photos are too hot to be printed in full here but we are ar...

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Trump Denounces Science as a Democratic Hoax

Putin Demands Trump Fire Mueller

Maduro reaches out to Clinton after assassination attempt

Hillary Clinton Has Butt Lift - It's Not What You Think!

Hillary's reasons for a private email server are revealed

Hillary Clinton swears herself in as US President following example from Venezuela

This Election: George H. W. Bush To Vote For Tapioca Pudding - "Hooray for Twinkies!" Exclaims Former President

Trump Reveals Hillary Clinton Is Spawn Of Roswell Incident Alien

Hillary Clinton at Club Ali Baba and His Forty Daughters for meeting with ISIS in Iraq

Hillary Clinton's Gigantic Shit During Commercial Break Disrupts Debate

Deciphering Donald: A Look at the Rumsfeld Doctrine of Information Dissemination

President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists

Poll Predicts Hillary Beats Jesus

ONLY IN AMERICA - For the last few weeks no one could have missed the Hillary and Donald presidential campaign circus. More acts than Ringling Brothers. More drama than The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Even a high building climb, death defying a...

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"This Bud's for you" - Hillary Clinton Caught wearing Earpiece during Presidential Forum

NEW YORK - On Thursday, Fox News, True Pundit, and others reported while Hillary Clinton was taking questions during a live television Commander-In-Chief forum on Wednesday evening, a rumor was spreading among New York law enforcement circles about t...

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Obama olive branch to Hillary: be my Veep!

Washington AC/DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): "Ain't ever second-fiddling to that little upstart," Hillary Clinton raged today after Barack Obama's magnificently generous offer to put the former first lady on the ticket as his Vice President.

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Did Putin Won U.S. Election?

NEW YORK TIMES by Elmer Gantry US intelligence agencies yesterday released a shocking, frightening report about a hostile foreign country's efforts to subvert America's system of government, and the incoming president does not understand the gr...

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Funny story: Doctors Discover Man Suffers From "Compulsively Speaking Your Mind With No Pretense Then Quickly Changing It So As Not To Disrupt the Sensitivities of Society Syndrome"

Doctors Discover Man Suffers From "Compulsively Speaking Your Mind With No Pretense Then Quickly Changing It So As Not To Disrupt the Sensitivities of Society Syndrome"

Indianapolis, IN - Doctors here at the Indianapolis State Medical Center have diagnosed the first man with a mental disorder they are calling: "Compulsively Speaking Your Mind With No Pretense Then Quickly Changing It So As Not To Disrupt the Sensiti...

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Did Hillary Inhale?

Evidence is mounting that the tentacles of the Mexican drug cartels have infiltrated the highest echelons of the American political establishment. On May 1st, the American State Department, fresh from sponsoring a massacre of 600 odd women and ch...

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It's My Party

With apologies to Leslie Gore It's my party and I'll lie if I want to Lie if I want to Lie if I want to You would lie too if it happened to you! Nobody knows where my lawyers have gone But Rudy came just in time. Why won’t he shut the fuck up When he's supposed to be mine? It's my party and I'll lie if I want to Lie if I want to Lie if I want to You would lie too if your wife had...

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Donald Junior and Veselnitskaya case to get "Smoking Bun 2017" Award

In response to the latest deviltry committed by the Kremlin to put its stooge Donald Trump into the presidency, Donald Junior now stands acquitted. True, he was caught red-faced for being enthused that dirt might be available on Hillary Clinton, f...

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Playboy Playmates

In The Secret of Wealth and Happiness, Hu Humpher, under the pen name Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy magazine, explains what led to his success: the Playboy Playmate. For anyone who may be visiting from another planet, a Playboy Playmate is a full-color, glossy, airbrushed photograph of a nude woman with a staple through at least one portion (and usually two) of her anatomy. She is also someti...

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Political Candidates Sue For Equal Time

During a political campaign, television and other forms of media must legally make sure that they offer the opportunity for equal time to all viable candidates. In light of that low, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, Hillary Clinton, and Bara...

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George W. Bush Admits He's Afraid of Words

Former president George W. Bush admitted that he was afraid of words while attending a Republican fund-raiser in Cincinnatti over the summer. Specifically, he was afraid of Donald Trump and all of his "-isms," such as "nativism," "protectionism," and...

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Ron Paul's Excess Campaign Donations Pay National Debt Shortfall

30 Sep 07, CLUTE, TX, USNA-- Ron Paul's presidential campaign announces its volunteers have begun paying the national debt shortfall of the United States of North America on an ongoing basis. Campaign director Jesse Benton describes the effort as...

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Hillary's bus has a brown-out

Gwinnett County - Georgia - According to Sheriff's Deputy Luis Tinksay, a Democratic (sic) National Committee bus unloaded mass quantities of human waste, including poop, piddle, toilette paper, Depends, syringes, condoms, empty dopamine bottles, an...

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Naked Voting: How Liberals Got Their Groove Back

The 2016 Presidential Election has been largely uninspiring and demoralizing for the left-leaning side of the Democratic Party. If your top concerns include global warning, corporate greed, toxic chemicals, alternative transportation and urban commun...

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