Trump Honors Hillary By Wearing Pink Pantsuit At Rally
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a display of chivalry not seen since he defeated Hillary in 2016, Donald Trump was photographed wearing a replica of the cheap, polyester pink pantsuit that Hillary wore when she electrified her adoring followers by doing the R…
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Rumba Style, Trump Shakes Up Campaign Staff
Holy cow! Trump shakes up his campaign staff? Does this mean that Donald Trump still thinks he has a chance to win re-election? And all he has to do is to shake up his campaign staff? And then, Bingo! Four more rent-free years at the White House.
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Monica Lewinsky Finally Addresses the Rumor Regarding Her and Donald Trump
SAN FRANCISCO – Monica Lewinsky, who became the most famous White House intern in political history, has decided to come clean regarding that persistent Trump rumor. Lewinsky, who has joined the entertainment world, is now just one of a handful of…
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Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip at Exclusive Hamptons Resort
Reporters are picking up a story being circulated among the hired help at an exclusive Hamptons, NY Resort where Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton vacationed this weekend. According to unofficial r...
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Cagey Joe Biden Has Selected His VP Nominee
Joe Biden never was terribly bright, and, at 77, he is losing too much of the grey matter that he once had. Nonetheless, you don’t grab as many women as he has over the years and still manage to become vice president and your party’s presidential no...
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No One Wearing A Pink Pantsuit To Be Allowed To Visit Ghislaine Maxwell
BILLINGSGATE POST: As a precaution, the Department of Justice issued a warning to the hooples watching over Epstein’s mole, Ghislaine Maxwell: No one wearing a pink pantsuit is to be allowed near Maxwell’s cell at Metropolitan Detention Center in Br…
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Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in nude porn shocker
Kelly Clarkson Says Hilary Duff Was Inspiration For New Album
Who's Unelectable Now? A Message from Bernie Sanders.
Hillary Clinton Sets New Sights on Sainthood
Hillary Clinton Names Monica Lewinsky Campaign Chairperson
Hillary Clinton To Make Direct Appeal To Less-Educated, White, Male Voters
Crisis in the Clinton Campaign
Clinton Declared Winner of 2nd Democratic debate One Month Early: CNNs new model reveals
Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama To Unite As Unique Double Act
Ron Paul's Excess Campaign Donations Pay National Debt Shortfall
Trump Reveals Hillary Clinton Is Spawn Of Roswell Incident Alien
Hillary Groundhog Day Proclaimed
Bernie Sanders Insists His Endorsement of Joe Biden Almost as Enthusiastic as His 2016 Endorsement of Hillary Clinton
Weeks after suspending his own run for the Democratic presidential nomination, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders issued a statement officially backing presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden, stating that his endorsement of Biden was almost as enthusia...
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Nude photos boost Hillary Clinton's chances
The race for the next President of the United States hotted up today when photos were leaked to The Spoof of Democract Hillary Clinton posing naked for a famous men's magazine. The saucy photos are too hot to be printed in full here but we are ar...
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Maria Sharapova, One of the Sexiest Female Athletes Ever, is Coming Out of Retirement
CHICAGO – Maria Sharapova, who has 36 career tennis titles under her belt, plus all kinds of world records, has said that she is planning on losing about two pounds, and returning to the court. The 6-foot 2-inch Russian beauty says that she has re...
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Genitalia eating fish with human teeth threat did NOT come from Trump
Spokespersons for Mr. Trump have rushed forward to clarify that Mr. Trump has absolutely nothing to do with the latest alarm concerning genitalia eating fish with human teeth. The pacu under scrutiny (related to the piranha) favors male genitalia...
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The Trumpster Says He's Sick and Tired of People Calling Him Mean Names and Hurting His Feelings
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The 45th president has shown that he is exactly like so many bully types, who love to dish it out, but who cannot take it. Trump has literally wasted away most of his presidency, either by playing golf (which he sucks at, by the...
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Hillary’s Pink Pantsuit Statue Goes Down In Nation’s Capital
BILLINGSGATE POST: Hillary Clinton’s statue toppled by demonstrators. The Good: Hillary wasn’t riding a horse. The Bad: No one knew the difference. The Ugly: She was wearing a pink pantsuit. Outside Hillary Clinton’s mansion in Washington...
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The Last Of The Limericks - Sayonara
BILLINGSGATE POST: Regretfully, unless these limericks receive better placement in The Spoof, they will be last Lewinsky/Kaczynski limericks of the series. Writers of limericks have never been given their due. Even the Bard of Avon was dismissed as...
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President's Book of Secrets From National Treasure Movie Really Exists
In National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a recent sequel to the first National Treasure film starring Nicolas Cage, a book called the President's Book of Secrets is introduced as a vital clue to solving a mystery. In the movie, this book is hidden...
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What Happened - S H I T Happens
Déjà view, all over again. Somehow it feels like the evening of November 8, 2016. The U.S. presidential election that just keeps on giving. With Hillary Clinton's recent triumphant return to the media spotlight with her new book "What Happened", it s...
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Spoof reporter unearths transcripts of Hillary Clinton speeches to Goldman Sachs and how she earned the money
In recent dazzling investigative work, Spoof reporting is able to finally bring out the contents of Hillary Clinton's controversial speeches to Goldman Sachs. These speeches occurred as part of her early campaign to win the Democratic nomination f...
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Russian Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear Stuffies Are A Christmas Must-Have!
Burlington, VT - Vermont's Build-A-Bear Workshop hasn't had a Christmas season this profitable in a long, long time. And it's all thanks to their two Russian hacking bears! Yes, it seems that America (mostly republicans) has gone completely wild f...
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Hillary Clinton Has Butt Lift - It's Not What You Think!
Instead of having to go have those bullets that were still in her body after that close call in the Middle East where she landed her helicopter right into the midst of a fire fight, $tar$ Magazine has learned that Hillary is actually in for a major b...
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Laura Bush Snubs Michelle Obama on White House Tupperware Party Invite
At Thursday's White House Tupperware Party, Laura Bush, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Dole, Hillary Clinton, and many other famous Washington women will learn how to lock in freshness and burp their bowls. Michelle Obama, however, will not be among th...
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Obama & Clinton Armwrestle for Global Warming
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Mike Huckabee claims his God is better than Mitt Romney's God; Ron Paul stays silent
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Bill Clinton Sells Beer Goggles on eBay
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Hillary Quits...becomes Atlantic Beach, SC Mayor!
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Republican Blow Job
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Mephistopheles4U hacks strategies for upcoming presidential debate
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Comey on the run toward the Canadian border
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Trump Cites Comey's "Big Hands" As Reason for Firing Former FBI DIrector
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Hillary Clinton Voted Top MILF; Britney Spears Demands Recount
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Baptist Group to Boycott "Compassion Forum"
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Hillary Clinton Sex Tape Shocker!
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George Stephanopoulos Admits To Having Paid 75 Large For Collection Of Hillary Pantsuits
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Hillary's Latest Trash-Talk! Clinton Equates "Feel the Bern" with Gonorrhea
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Slovenia Demands that Melania Return Home
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Trump Denounces Science as a Democratic Hoax
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Socks Speaks Out: Clintons' White House Cat Speaks Through Pet Psychic
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Naked Voting: How Liberals Got Their Groove Back
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