Illuminati Lost Control of CIA ?!!!

Funny story written by Zabdgrov667

Friday, 28 December 2018

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Look at girl..... You DON'T want to know what the CIA is doing.

St. Moritz, Switzerland - Please, do not make the "Shock-Face".... The standard, reassuring sympathy in a quiet voice saying - "golly, we never saw this coming" is enough.
You know, I know, and WE ALL KNOW that this story could have been written two years ago. Can you remember the day when you saw "The Head of the CIA" (or some other "Top Intel Official") on a women's morning talk show? ... And then do you remember saying to yourself "I think I've seen this already" (because of Internet Pop-Up Ads about some "I Was Head of the CIA" book tour)?
Some people were seeing the warning signs long before ANYTHING could be revealed to the Public. However, before the "Insiders" at the Operations level could see the "signs", the CIA in the Washington DC Swamp was "Going Public", and at the same time telling itself that it had mastered ULTRA-SECRET-NAKED-BAR-HOPPING. (FYI - When EVERYONE avoids eye-contact with you, it doesn't prove you're Invisible.)
Kris Paronto (Army Ranger, Defense Contractor): "A Marine Corps friend of mine named Charlie warned me about our spies from Washington DC, because he had been providing indirect support in combat zones to multiple Special Forces units, and had to deal with them from time to time. He said that if two CIA Operatives were in a battle of wits against a small shrub, then there was only a 50-50 chance that the two guys would win or survive."
The CIA proved its Psychotic Dementia to Paronto and several other security contractors in September 2012 at the "US Diplomatic Facilities" of Benghazi, Libya. The CIA qualifies as the "Spinal Tap" (band reference) of "BAT-$HIT-CRAZY" - because they "go all the way to 11." As time passes, more and more evidence becomes public about the CIA.
Some of the "Mistakes" made by the CIA in Benghazi include:

  • Ordering pizza using Land Line with Caller ID "America CIA"
  • Using CIA "Company" Credit Card at Gas Station run by new hires from al-Qaeda
  • Left packing slips with "SOLD TO CIA" in crates of Ammunition for "Friendly Rebels"
  • When Black-Op Funds Ran Out, CIA Offices in DC Given as "Pay-Day Loan" References
  • Ordered Libya DMV Vanity Plates for "Administrative" vehicle with "US-TOP-CIA"

Is the CIA Behind the Mueller Investigation of Trump?
This question is relevant because the EXACT SAME PEOPLE have been connected to the Hillary Clinton "Investigation", and the SECRETS being kept by "Investigators" of "Trump" have too many "coincidences" and links to each other.
When Hillary's Email Server was believed to be compromised by Foreign Intelligence Services, and when TOP SECRET material from email sent to Hillary was found on a laptop due to a "Child Porn Investigation" against Anthony Weiner, and when a tech firm for Hillary "lost evidence" under a subpoena, that meant some people "NEEDED IMMUNITY" from FBI Prosecution.
The people given Immunity from Prosecution while "working for Hillary" were Cheryl Mills, Heather Samuelson, John Bentel, Bryan Pagliano, and Paul Combetta. Initially, the "Dept of Justice" sealed the documents which promised Immunity, under the premise that investigations were still open. Later, when there were no apparent Hillary investigations, nothing in the Guarantee of Immunity had any connection to Hillary or to known FBI investigations.
Additional attempts to learn WHY "Hillary Aides" had Immunity from Prosecution were blocked by the FBI and "Department of Justice" under claims of National Security. Finally, President Trump declared that he would DECLASSIFY the documents in question, but no one has gotten any answers. Only one organization refuses to allow "outside" access to its files. The CIA may have the answers, but now, the CIA "answers to no one."
How did the CIA get so F*CKED-UP ?!!!
The "Bay of Pigs" was an (in)famous operation run by the CIA. However, in spite of projects like "MK ULTRA" (which included plotting assassinations by Otters that would unzip pants, put a grenade in the target's trousers, and escape), the CIA was able to defend democracy (for the most part). An Illuminati operative ("X") tries to provide some explanation.
X (Conspiracy Theory Expert): "The CIA used to do a lot of work for us ... and then George Soros successfully made a Leveraged Buy-Out of the US Federal Government during the US Election of 2008. We thought Soros would use the CIA to carry out his own plans for World Domination, so the Illuminati devised a strategy to prevent him from controlling them. Unfortunately, George Soros did NOTHING to control the CIA."
In simple terms, from January 2009 onward, EVERY Crazy Idea at the CIA was allowed the "Green Light." In response, the Illuminati would attempt to find out the goals of the CIA, and stop them by causing their missions to fail.
The Illuminati forgot about one thing - a US Congress that was OUT-OF-ITS-MIND (and "did not give a F*CK"). No one knows WHO WROTE "ObamaCare", but it was the CIA that delivered it to the US Congress. Agents of the CIA actually told members of Congress "this legislation is TOP-SECRET ... pass it, but do not read." Remember what the Speaker of the House of Representatives (US Congress) said in 2010?
Nancy Pelosi (D-California): "We have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it.... What? Well, the CIA told us it was SECRET, so of course we should pass the bill instead of reading it."
"ObamaCare" allowed the CIA to conduct NUMEROUS Experiments by using the Water Treatment Facilities for Flint, Michigan. Nearly every CIA experiment involving the Michigan water supply was "BAD", but elected officials throughout the US Government didn't care as long as George Soros didn't fire them. It was as if Washington DC Politicians saw every "Cluster-F*CK" by the CIA as making US Congressmen and Senators look SMARTER and more competent.
It was November of 2016, and the CIA only had one "real mission" - "Make sure that when the votes are counted, the White House gets turned over to Hillary."
So here we are..... Thanks, CIA.... Thanks, Illuminati.
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