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Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama kick off 2020 campaign with Shakespeare on Broadway

Funny story: Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama kick off 2020 campaign with Shakespeare on Broadway

Now starring in major roles for Shakespeare’s Anthony and Cleopatra, Ms. Clinton and Mr. Obama have already started in with the 2020 presidential election. The performance is bringing widespread global attention, especially due to several "steamy...

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White House mulls celebrity swaps to honor global justice and dispel lingering odors

Funny story: White House mulls celebrity swaps to honor global justice and dispel lingering odors

Mr. Trump and his staff are considering ways to bolster support toward re-election in 2020, following significant re-evaluation of the nation’s midterms. Despite Mr. Trump’s earlier claims of “victory,” increased ballot count shows continued Democ...

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Hillbilly Clinton: “If nominated I will not run, but I will win!”

Funny story: Hillbilly Clinton: “If nominated I will not run, but I will win!”

Two-time loser Hillary “Hillbilly” Clinton, 71, recently said, “the third time's the charm, and I expect to win the presidency in 2020.” Clinton lost the 2008 primary election to Baroque Insane Obummer. She lost again, in the 2016 general election...

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Hillary Takes On Monica and The Trailer Trash Bimbos: "Better Them Than Me Too.”

Funny story: Hillary Takes On Monica and The Trailer Trash Bimbos: "Better Them Than Me Too.”

BILLINGSGATE POST: The “Me Too” feminist outcry has elevated even the most innocent male overture to make a girl happy into a career destroying event. To the casual observer, who might believe that Hillary would embrace this movement, he be dead wr...

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Judge Kavanaugh: “I Am An Independent, Impartial Judge That Just So Happens to Hate Democrats”

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an attempt to clear his name, Judge Brett Kavanaugh penned a column in the Wall Street Journal. He started by saying, “I am an independent, impartial judge that just so happens to hate Democrats. I hate them with the force and f...

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I Am Anonymous

Funny story: I Am Anonymous

I Am Anonymous. The most influential person on the planet! Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. I am ubiquitous and omnipresent. I am all-seeing, all-knowing, pre-eminent. There is no topic that I don't know something about, or not willing to be quoted on. I can start wars, topple governments, and bring down presidents. My w...

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Maduro reaches out to Clinton after assassination attempt

Funny story: Maduro reaches out to Clinton after assassination attempt

Caracas, Venezuela—Venezuelan President Nicolás “The Madman” Maduro wants to know "what [expletive deleted] happened" a week ago, when explosives-laden drones “went off,” injuring seven soldiers in what appears to have been an attempt on the dickhead...

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The Three Stooges (Mueller, Rosenstein and Comey) Meet FrankenTrump

Funny story: The Three Stooges (Mueller, Rosenstein and Comey) Meet FrankenTrump

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a gathering of fools, it is hard to beat The Three Stooges for harmless idiocy. So when the newest rendition of this slapstick threesome, who entertained kids at matinees back in the 50’s, was formed last year, there were many...

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It's My Party

Funny story: It's My Party

With apologies to Leslie Gore It's my party and I'll lie if I want to Lie if I want to Lie if I want to You would lie too if it happened to you! Nobody knows where my lawyers have gone But Rudy came just in time. Why won’t he shut the fuck up When he's supposed to be mine? It's my party and I'll lie if I want to Lie if I want to Lie if I want to You would lie too if your wife had...

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Bitter U.S. Political Divide Forces Blood Banks to Classify Samples by Political Affiliation

The task of providing life-saving blood transfusions has always involved the added complication of matching each recipient's blood type and RH factor with a compatible sample of donated blood. Now, due to the ever-growing political divide in the Unit...

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Wile E Mueller Takes Direct Hit To Head: ACME Anvil Stock Up 120 Percent

Funny story: Wile E Mueller Takes Direct Hit To Head: ACME Anvil Stock Up 120 Percent

BILLINGSGATE POST: Somewhere in the Sonoran Desert, just South of East Jesus, a campfire twickers in the early dusk. And the languid cowboy, Slim Everdingle, limply strums a melancholy tune on his Gibson guitar celebrating the turn of events that be...

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Trump breaks free of his Russian programming. Issues brief statement.

The question of whether President Trump is some kind of Manchurian Candidate subject to Russian mind control has long been a subject of speculation among some Americans. Well Thursday night the whole country got their answer. Under hypnosis Preside...

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Putin Demands Trump Fire Mueller

Funny story: Putin Demands Trump Fire Mueller

Using the “back channel” line that bypassed US intelligence agencies and was suggested by son-in-law Jared Kushner, Vladimir Putin telephoned his friend at the White House from a Kremlin basement. “Ducky, you have to fire Mueller today. Mueller i...

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Russophobia diagnosed as swollen media glands and bacteria mites at lobus occipitalis publicae

Funny story: Russophobia diagnosed as swollen media glands and bacteria mites at lobus occipitalis publicae

Recent occipital lobe studies at Oxford and MIT universities have at last defined causes in the epidemic of Russophobia sweeping the globe. Russophobia = Russian meddling directed by Vladimir Putin wearing black gloves and hunching his back, or fo...

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Mueller discovered as King Lear in Off-Broadway production

Funny story: Mueller discovered as King Lear in Off-Broadway production

Following recent indictment of the 13 trolls, Special Counsel Robert Mueller has emerged at the center of another controversy. Talk of “the need for a second special counsel” is all over the MSM networks. Update: The Trump-Putin collusion case...

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Trump Explains How Obama and Crooked Hillary Caused the Stock Market to Go Way Down

Funny story: Trump Explains How Obama and Crooked Hillary Caused the Stock Market to Go Way Down

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump gave a brief interview in-between the third and fourth course of a banquet at Mar-A-Lago today. It was honoring Over a Year of Trump and Still No Nuclear War. When he was asked why the stock market went down after...

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Trump bankrolling mission to send Hillary to Mars on Falcon Heavy

Funny story: Trump bankrolling mission to send Hillary to Mars on Falcon Heavy

In the wake of Elon Musk's successful test-launch of his Falcon Heavy rocket system, US president Donald Trump is said to masterminding a campaign to send Hillary Clinton to Mars. Inspired by Musk loading up a mannequin at the wheel of one of this...

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Hillary Clinton Named Proper President of United States

Funny story: Hillary Clinton Named Proper President of United States

Seems that last year, Newsweek magazine published an essay by Harvard Professor Lawrence Lessig. You gotta believe Harvard. It ain't Trump University. Professor Lessig speculated, that if Robert Mueller found evidence of Russian interference in a...

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

Coincidentally, they are all located in countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.
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