Was President Pussy Grabber Incompetent?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 19 July 2022

image for Was President Pussy Grabber Incompetent?
"I'll blast you one with a plate of food."

The latest proves the guy should never have been near the Oval Office or Washington D.C.

It was terrible enough learning President Pussy Grabber flushed Top Secret documents down the White House toilet. But now, through the January 6th Committee hearings, the public has discovered he had the habit of throwing plates of food against the White House walls.

Babies often throw food around. Remember the film Baby Boon? Okay. The baby was barely two years old. Only a seriously disturbed adult would throw a plate of food against the wall when angry.

Throwing plates of food against the White House walls is consistent with President Pussy Grabber’s devious, sore loser attempt to overthrow a legal election by encouraging armed supporters to go and march to the Capitol.

Senator Hillary Clinton didn’t call for an insurrection when she lost the 2016 election even though she won the popular vote! And Senator Hillary Clinton would never have thrown plates of food against any White House walls.

Can anyone imagine President Barack Obama throwing a plate of food against a White House wall or any wall?

Melania Trump must have been aware of her husband’s plate-throwing habit. Leaving the White House, she announced: "Being First Lady was my greatest honor." Did she honor that position by allowing her husband to throw plates of food against White House walls?

What could she have done?

Call in the shrinks. Or Melania could have suggested that the Cabinet invoke the 25th Amendment. That would have been an example of Be Best.

President Pussy Grabber resembles the baby in the film Baby Boom more than any other U.S. president.

Read more by this author:

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more