Trailer trash Clintons book summer vacation in $300 Hamptons trailer

Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 8 February 2015

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Clintons managed to beat the Kardashians to secure the property

Long Island - Trailer trash king and queen Bill and Hill Clinton will be slumming it in Amagansett this August in a 700 sq ft trailer near Indian Wells Beach.

Realtor website YourHolidayTeardown.con describes the $300 shack as looking like it's straight out of 'Deliverance' in a quirky - hopefully not prescient! - reference to the John Boorman movie.

Especially the gruesome 'squeal like a pig' scene.

The new holiday home is a far cry from the lavish mansion rented last summer by the couple from convicted paedo Jeff Epstein.

At $100,000 per week Lolita Towers came with just about everything included such as a butler, a dumb waiter and a deaf/blind maitre d'.

This year's relentlessly minimalist accommodation boasts a chemical composting toilet outside in the yard and convenient for the master bedroom suite.

A butane gas burner powers a two-ring stove for heating up water and there's a fully functioning refrigerator available for hire by separate arrangement... located half a mile next door at Big Bad Bennys Hotdog Emporium.

Catch all the latest Clinton gossip right here on this site.

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