New Dating Site "Concealed Carry.Com" For Gun Lovers

Funny story written by Keith Shirey

Thursday, 15 September 2016

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A new dating site called "Concealed Carry" was launched last month and is already successful. It advertises itself as a safe, friendly dating site for gun owners. It is mocked on the web as affording an opportunity for Americans to bang one another.

Now there are spinoffs from the dating site for people to find romance with those who share their beliefs. Some of them are: "9-11 Didn't," "I Didn't Come From No," " "Condoms Don't," "The South Will Rise," "Science Education Should Be Replaced With"

More are, "Enlightenment Is," "The moon Landing Was," "Dinosaurs Wore," "Truth Isn't," "God Chooses Presidential," "Obama Is A Shape Shifting," "The White House Is The Ritual Center For Satanic," "Pro Wrestling Is," "Hillary Founded," "Climate Change Is A Chinese Plot," "Trump Is Perfectly," and "Bigfoot Is Real."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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