Funny story: Carbs Sue Keto Doctor for Slander

Carbs Sue Keto Doctor for Slander

In a groundbreaking nutritional proceeding, carbohydrates have filed a class action lawsuit against Dr. David Flesch, outspoken proponent of the fad ketogenic or "keto" diet, for slander. Specifically, the starches allege that Dr. Flesch, who promote...

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Funny story: Living by Anti-Zen Principles

Living by Anti-Zen Principles

In the ongoing culture war, authoritarian nationalists continue to lose ground every second of the day. Diverse, well-adjusted human beings are living their lives as true to themselves as they can, all the while pursuing interests which are geared to...

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Funny story: Man Is Eating More Rice Than He Used To

Man Is Eating More Rice Than He Used To

After years of thinking of rice as a bland, almost-tasteless part of a meal, one man has found that he now has a keen enthusiasm for it, and eats it at least three times in every seven-day period. Moys Kenwood, 55, once thought of rice as a sticky...

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Funny story: The Science is in: Boogers Are Good For Your Brain

The Science is in: Boogers Are Good For Your Brain

Parents, don't be so quick to slap down the hand of your booger eating child, they could be growing some serious brains. Scientists have discovered an entirely new class of compounds in boogers that they are calling cerebrogenic, or brain building.

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Funny story: Hospital Patients Willing to Stop Treatment To Watch Avengers Endgame

Hospital Patients Willing to Stop Treatment To Watch Avengers Endgame

There are 16,500 hospitals around the world according to Cybermetrics Lab. Apparently, due to the fact that the Avengers franchise have created such a massive cult, 70% hospitals around the world had to stop their treatments, operations, medical supp...

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Funny story: Trump And Hamburgers And Delusional People

Trump And Hamburgers And Delusional People

There is living proof, as witnessed by Donald Trump’s behavior, that a diet of hourly hamburgers and diet Coke, (apologies to the Cola company) can make one delusional. Though Trump in no way resembles the hamburger-eating character of the POPEYE...

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Funny story: Hospital Was Full Of People Who Were 'Not Well'

Hospital Was Full Of People Who Were 'Not Well'

News is just now emerging of what witnesses are describing as "a scene from a disaster movie" in a regional hospital last Wednesday morning, after a local man who turned up for a routine outpatient appointment claimed: "It was absolute chaos! Ther...

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Funny story: The Dangers of Sucking Disco Balls

The Dangers of Sucking Disco Balls

A disco ball is a roughly spherical object that reflects light directed at it in many directions, producing a complex display. What are now usually called "disco balls" were first widely used in nightclubs in the 1920s. (source: Wikipedia - Disco bal...

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Funny story: Drug Company Introduces Roundup-Ready Aspirin

Drug Company Introduces Roundup-Ready Aspirin

Appealing to gardeners and parents alike, an international drug company recently introduced its new "Roundup-ready" baby aspirin, which will not only reduce the risk of clot-related strokes in those who take it, but will also provide protection again...

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Funny story: New Study Says Breathing Will Help You Live Longer

New Study Says Breathing Will Help You Live Longer

For ages, man, as in the species not some random guy, has sought the fountain of youth. They found it in one of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, but it was the bad one that no one saw so people have no idea where they found it. But now scienti...

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Funny story: Faint of Heart Finally Find a Hobby

Faint of Heart Finally Find a Hobby

Fed up with being warned off interesting-sounding activities like online dating, race car driving and the Peace Corps, millions of Americans identifying as “faint of heart” have finally found a new hobby: water fasting, which involves abstaining from...

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Funny story: Fad Dieter Disappointed to Learn that Fasting Just Means Not Eating

Fad Dieter Disappointed to Learn that Fasting Just Means Not Eating

Health-conscious Krista Martin of Charleston, South Carolina, was intrigued by all the chatter in health clubs regarding the supposed benefits of water fasting, until, to her disappointment, she learned that “fasting” simply meant not eating. “Tal...

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Funny story: Do It Yourself Health Care - Yes, It Has Come To That.

Do It Yourself Health Care - Yes, It Has Come To That.

In our modern, stressful world paying for healthcare we often get burned The pursuit of our happiness and health usually means needing a lot of wealth Hospitals, drugs and nursing care can rip our poor bank accounts bare But, fear not, there is...

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Funny story: Nashville Vegan Learns to Fit In Better by Feigning Sickness and Toning Down Her Spark for Life

Nashville Vegan Learns to Fit In Better by Feigning Sickness and Toning Down Her Spark for Life

Tired of feeling always on the outskirts of mainstream society due to her vegan lifestyle and glowing sense of wellbeing, Lindsay Larkin of Nashville, Tennessee, made it a goal to become a little more conventional, by periodically feigning illness an...

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Funny story: Medical Association Declares Eggs are Bad, Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays

Medical Association Declares Eggs are Bad, Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays

The Association of Super Intelligent Doctors and Scientists has revealed the findings of a 3 billion-dollar, 20-year study. The research concluded that eating eggs on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays is bad for the health. The chief of cardiolog...

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Funny story: With a Song in His Heart, Patient Can't Stop Singing

With a Song in His Heart, Patient Can't Stop Singing

Scene: The ER room at a large hospital in San Francisco. [Nurse] Doctor, the next patient is elderly, a bit balmy. He's a has-been, washed up, third-rate pop tune singer from the '40s and '50s who is very difficult to communicate with. [Doctor]...

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Funny story: Senate to add 'pubic option' to healthcare bill

Senate to add 'pubic option' to healthcare bill

Washington DC -The Majority Leader of the Senate, Hairy D. Weed of Los Vegas, stated to my secret Senate source that his healthcare bill would include the "pubic option." The provision would allow the federal government to legislate the mandatory...

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Funny story: Tobacco Debate Finally Resolved: Smoking Isn't that Bad for You and Cigarettes May Even Extend Lifespan in Certain Situations

Tobacco Debate Finally Resolved: Smoking Isn't that Bad for You and Cigarettes May Even Extend Lifespan in Certain Situations

Smoking really isn’t that bad for you and cigarettes may even extend lifespan in certain situations was the big takeaway from a study recently published in the prestigious Personal Choice Journal. The comprehensive study conducted by the Personal...

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Funny story: FDA Urges Americans to Keep Health Goals Aspirational

FDA Urges Americans to Keep Health Goals Aspirational

With the New Year and its associated array of resolutions fast approaching, the Food and Drug Administration has urged Americans contemplating losing weight and getting in shape to keep their health and fitness goals aspirational. “People have the...

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Funny story: HARDCORE! Small Sector of Americans Remain Committed to Extreme Sports like Jogging and Power-Walking

HARDCORE! Small Sector of Americans Remain Committed to Extreme Sports like Jogging and Power-Walking

Shrugging off warnings about heat exhaustion, dehydration, and running being hard on the joints, a small but committed sector of the American population continue to cling to their obsession with extreme sports, like jogging and power-walking. “It'...

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