Funny story - Doctors are baffled... women requesting testosterone

Doctors are baffled... women requesting testosterone

Las Vegas, NV - The upswing in requests for the male hormone, testosterone by women has doctors asking, why? "I have asked several of my patients, but I have yet to hear an answer that makes any sense. One woman told me she felt she needed it to p…

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Funny story - Funny and original woman claims Chocolate Orange is one of her five a day

Funny and original woman claims Chocolate Orange is one of her five a day

As people across the country are starting their new year diets, one woman has found a hilarious and original way to eat chocolate and stick to her diet by posting on Fakebook 'Look everyone, having my five a day, LOL' accompanied by a photo of a half…

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Funny story - Queen has consumed 11 tons of tallow since ascending to the throne

Queen has consumed 11 tons of tallow since ascending to the throne

A source inside Buckingham Palace has made the startling claim that Her Majesty, The Queen has consumed more than 11 imperial tons of tallow since coming to the throne in 1953 The insider told us that she eats raw tallow for every meal, and that e…

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Funny story - A Woman Will Soon Be Receiving a Uvula From a Flamingo

A Woman Will Soon Be Receiving a Uvula From a Flamingo

HAVANA, Cuba – (Satire News) – Cuba’s national news agency Las Nuevas, has learned that a woman, who resides in Sugar Cane, Cuba, will soon become the first woman in the world to receive a uvula from a flamingo. Ramona de la Mamamona, 77, embarras…

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Funny story - Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections

Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections

ALBANY - The National Institute of Research on Auto-Immune Diseases released a report today citing heated seats in automobiles as the likely reason for the recent rash of urinary tract (UTI's) and anal/rectal infections (ARI's).

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Funny story - Cock-Sucking Good For Men's Health - Report

Cock-Sucking Good For Men's Health - Report

Sucking a man's penis can be extremely good for his health, claims a report published on a railway station bog wall this week. The report, found in the end cubicle of the Gents' toilets in the railway station at Stockport, near Manchester, claims...

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Funny story - God Suffers with Mental Health; Becomes Atheist

God Suffers with Mental Health; Becomes Atheist

Vatican - On Wednesday Pope Francis made a shocking statement of God's mental health. "I just don't believe in myself anymore." God is rumored to have said to his therapist. In addition to his recent self doubt God has been suffering with an…

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Funny story - Male Sperm To Be Policed By Supreme Court

Male Sperm To Be Policed By Supreme Court

Forget men and women being equal. The Supreme Court is going to judge whether women have the right to make decisions about their healthcare. What’s big daddy going to judge next, what kind of tampon a woman can use? When a woman can leave the hou…

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Funny story - Snoop Dogg Says His Battle with Glaucoma is Finally Over

Snoop Dogg Says His Battle with Glaucoma is Finally Over

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- During an exclusive interview with TMZ, Rapper, Actor, and Entrepreneur, Snoop Dogg (aka Snoop Lion) has admitted that his long struggle with glaucoma is finally over. "I'm just glad this shizzle is finally over, I...

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Funny story - Unfit man complaining about Athletes again

Unfit man complaining about Athletes again

Chutney on the Fritz's most famous inhabitant Brian Asshat has been complaining about the efforts of Athletes, as he always does. The mildly obese thrower of shoes gets slightly breathless in his garden but still likes to believe that he could hav…

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Funny story - Queen Elizabeth Has Been Released From The Hospital And Is Back At Buckingham Palace

Queen Elizabeth Has Been Released From The Hospital And Is Back At Buckingham Palace

BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (UK Satire) – Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace state that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth, has been released from the hospital, and is now resting comfortably at Buck House, as irreverent British comedian Ricky Gervais calls i…

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Funny story - Studies Reveal Stabbing Yourself With a Bread Knife May Lead to Death

Studies Reveal Stabbing Yourself With a Bread Knife May Lead to Death

As shocking as it sounds, multiple studies have recently shown that stabbing yourself with a bread knife may actually increase the chances of severe injuries, and in some cases may even cause death, despite the widely-held belief that doing so actual...

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Funny story - Tobacco Debate Finally Resolved: Smoking Isn't that Bad for You and Cigarettes May Even Extend Lifespan in Certain Situations

Tobacco Debate Finally Resolved: Smoking Isn't that Bad for You and Cigarettes May Even Extend Lifespan in Certain Situations

Smoking really isn’t that bad for you and cigarettes may even extend lifespan in certain situations was the big takeaway from a study recently published in the prestigious Personal Choice Journal. The comprehensive study conducted by the Personal...

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Funny story - PANTS DOWN! Big Food Was Behind Invention of Stretch Denim

PANTS DOWN! Big Food Was Behind Invention of Stretch Denim

If you're a blue-jeans-wearing kind of gal (or guy), then you're aware of the fashion revolution that is stretch denim – but what you may not know is that the research and development of stretch denim was funded by Big Food (namely, Nestle, McDonald'...

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Funny story - American Idol Votes for Jennifer Hudson Were Sent to a Blender

American Idol Votes for Jennifer Hudson Were Sent to a Blender

Last week, many American Idol fans were outraged when Jennifer Hudson was voted off the show. An investigation revealed that the votes for Hundson sent via text messaging were sent to an internet blender in Iowa, owned by local health nut Mavis Higg...

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Funny story - Anthropogenic Global Warming Virus Alert

Anthropogenic Global Warming Virus Alert

The AGW Anthropogenic Global Warming or Human Induced Climate Change virus was first isolated in a lab at the Climate Research Unit of the University of East Nowhere. The AGW virus can be recognized by the following signature - valadj=[0.,0.,0.

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Funny story - Carnival Workers Fight Mandatory Shower Rule

Carnival Workers Fight Mandatory Shower Rule

BILLINGSGATE POST: While the average American male worker takes a daily shower or bath to refresh himself and also rid himself of pesty parasites, dangling dingle berries and pungent odors that might effect his love life deleteriously, carnival work...

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Funny story - New Study Says Breathing Will Help You Live Longer

New Study Says Breathing Will Help You Live Longer

For ages, man, as in the species not some random guy, has sought the fountain of youth. They found it in one of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, but it was the bad one that no one saw, so people have no idea where they found it. But now scient...

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Funny story - Mother, 31, reveals 7p-a-day meal plans for struggling parents who can't afford to feed their children

Mother, 31, reveals 7p-a-day meal plans for struggling parents who can't afford to feed their children

A kind-hearted mother is battling the cost of living crisis by writing meal plans so struggling parents can feed a family of four for less than 28 pence a day - so they don't have to feel like they are 'poor'. Elizabeth Taylor (no relation), from…

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Funny story - Smoker Approached By Council About Potholes

Smoker Approached By Council About Potholes

A man who is known to have lung cancer caused by more than 60 years of smoking cigarettes, has been contacted by his local council, who asked if he might be amenable to letting them have some of his tar to fix the potholes in the city's roads. Dav...

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