Funny story - Fears of a Second Covid19 pandemic are being started

Fears of a Second Covid19 pandemic are being started

Following the disappointing spring pandemic of Covid19, the mass media are stoking fear that a second wave could be launched within just weeks. The BBC and Sky news, especially, are wanting to spread panic and fear amongst the population. But what…

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Funny story - Man Has Decided To Get Fit

Man Has Decided To Get Fit

In keeping with medical advice that everyone should take regular exercise, and taking advantage of the opportunity that the Coronavirus lockdown has provided him with, one man in his 'twilight years' has decided to 'get with the program', and to star…

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Funny story - Coronavirus 'Antidote' Found

Coronavirus 'Antidote' Found

Scientists in China working on finding a cure for the new and deadly Coronavirus have said they have already made a major discovery in their fight. They say that, as well as taking the regular precautions against a worldwide pandemic, people shoul...

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Funny story - Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections

Heated Auto Seats Contribute to Rise in Deadly Anal & Urinal Infections

ALBANY - The National Institute of Research on Auto-Immune Diseases released a report today citing heated seats in automobiles as the likely reason for the recent rash of urinary tract (UTI's) and anal/rectal infections (ARI's).

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Funny story - TheSpoof.com Contaminated By Coronavirus

TheSpoof.com Contaminated By Coronavirus

There was the worst news possible for health officials fearing a mutation of the Coronavirus today, as it emerged that the virus had managed to infect an online satirical news website, sending contributors into a panic. TheSpoof.com reported it wa...

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Funny story - Bat Soup Taken Off Menu At Chinese Restaurants

Bat Soup Taken Off Menu At Chinese Restaurants

Government authorities in China have acted quickly in the wake of the deadly Coronavirus outbreak, and have placed an "absolute and total ban" on the serving of bat soup in restaurants, it has been reported. The virus, which is thought to have bee...

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Funny story - Australians To Stop Wiping Their Bottoms

Australians To Stop Wiping Their Bottoms

As worries over shortages of certain essential household items, continued unabated all across Australia last night, and consumers flocked to supermarkets to buy anything they could lay their hands on, Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, spoke...

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Funny story - 300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming

300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming

300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming Beaner, Tennessee - Jonnie Ben Johnson, a 41 year old Beaner homemaker, admits that she's petrified by the thought of dying from global warming, saying, "It scares...

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Funny story - Nashville Man Momentarily Lapses from Political Correctness into Regular Correctness

Nashville Man Momentarily Lapses from Political Correctness into Regular Correctness

Triggered by a dirty look he received from a surgically-masked woman when he sauntered barefaced into a Nashville grocery store, 28-year-old Travis Kane momentarily lapsed from political correctness into regular correctness, demanding loudly, "So do...

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Funny story - John Travolta Tests Negative For Coronavirus

John Travolta Tests Negative For Coronavirus

After an initial scare on Friday, Hollywood superstar, John Travolta, has left hospital this morning, having completed a full series of tests for the Coronavirus. The results were all negative. Doctors said that he was suffering from a simple c...

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Funny story - Spirulina Is Soylent Green

Spirulina Is Soylent Green

Food technicians in California, working on research into health supplements, have unearthed what they say is worrying evidence that Spirulina, a cyanobacteria, or blue-green algae, previously thought to have been composed of protein, carbohydrates, f...

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Funny story - Increasing Number of Overweight Women Choosing Short Shorts

Increasing Number of Overweight Women Choosing Short Shorts

As the number of overweight women in the United States skyrockets, an increasing number of those women are making short shorts their garment of choice. "I really like the look," said Mandy Barnes of Nashville, Tennessee. "They're very unconfining,...

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Funny story - John Travolta Back In Hospital

John Travolta Back In Hospital

Having undergone tests for the Coronavirus in hospital last week, superstar actor, John Travolta, was back under medical supervision today after suffering further 'flu-like symptoms. Travolta, 66, was initially admitted to hospital for tests last...

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Funny story - US citizens sneaking into Canada in boxes

US citizens sneaking into Canada in boxes

Thousands of United States citizens have sneaked over the border into Quebec by stowing away in boxes on UPS trucks. They are looking for better paying jobs and are demanding free education, health care, housing, and food stamps from the Canadian go...

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Funny story - Studies Reveal Stabbing Yourself With a Bread Knife May Lead to Death

Studies Reveal Stabbing Yourself With a Bread Knife May Lead to Death

As shocking as it sounds, multiple studies have recently shown that stabbing yourself with a bread knife may actually increase the chances of severe injuries, and in some cases may even cause death, despite the widely-held belief that doing so actual...

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Funny story - Man Ate Dead Fly, Thinking It Was A Raisin

Man Ate Dead Fly, Thinking It Was A Raisin

A man from Hull has revealed how he made a glaring error, and ate a fly one morning with his breakfast, thinking it was a raisin on his Fruit 'n' Fibre. Myke Woodson, 55, had purchased the 750g box of breakfast cereal from the 24-hour Tesco supers...

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Funny story - New Study Finds That Punching Walls Hurts Your Hand

New Study Finds That Punching Walls Hurts Your Hand

A new study by the Center for National Studies has found that people who punch walls are likely to hurt their hands. This breakthrough research took the scientific community by surprise as it was previously believed that punching a hard, immovable...

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Funny story - Angry Vegetables - A Threat to Health?

Angry Vegetables - A Threat to Health?

Washington, D.C., U.S.A. - Scientists at the Scientific Test Area for Recent Vegetable Eating (S.T.A.R.V.E.) have confirmed that the vegetarian movement may be causing a significant shift in the natural order of our food chain.

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Funny story - Multiple Personality Patients Not Coping Well With Social Distancing

Multiple Personality Patients Not Coping Well With Social Distancing

The government's social-distancing advice, given to try to limit the spread of any viruses that might be about, are, on the whole, having a positive effect, but there is one section of the population that is finding it nigh-on impossible to keep away...

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Funny story - Desperate FDA Classifies Anxiety as Exercise

Desperate FDA Classifies Anxiety as Exercise

Desperate to counter skyrocketing rates of mental illness and plummeting rates of physical activity, the Food and Drug Association has officially classified anxiety as exercise. "It really does get the heart rate up at times," said FDA Commissione...

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