Cell phone use causes rash

Written by Momma Myth

Friday, 17 October 2008

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Protection is the key

Using your phone for long periods of time may cause a rash to develop on your face and ears, doctors warn.

Dermatologists believe the condition is on the rise, and warn that the rash may spread to other parts of the body especially in users who prefer vibrate-only ring modes.

"Graphs showing the incidence of the rash also strongly correlate with calling hot local singles" warns dermatologist Dr. DeKoven.

The British dermatologists advised anyone who develops a rash to see a dermatologist or registered therapist right away.

"Prevention and protection are the keys to avoiding this rash" said one Montreal dermatologist.

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