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FDA Urges Americans to Keep Health Goals Aspirational

Funny story: FDA Urges Americans to Keep Health Goals Aspirational

With the New Year and its associated array of resolutions fast approaching, the Food and Drug Administration urged Americans contemplating losing weight and getting in shape to keep their health and fitness goals aspirational. “People have these f...

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Man's Nose Wouldn't Stop Running

Funny story: Man's Nose Wouldn't Stop Running

An unexpected change in the weather conditions caught one man unawares this week, and the cold he got caused his nose to run all day long, and at the most inconvenient of times. Moys Kenwood, 55, of Tapon, woke on Friday morning with a runny nose...

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Man Ate Dead Fly, Thinking It Was A Raisin

Funny story: Man Ate Dead Fly, Thinking It Was A Raisin

A man from Hull has revealed how he made a glaring error, and ate a fly one morning with his breakfast, thinking it was a raisin on his Fruit 'n' Fibre. Myke Woodson, 55, had purchased the 750g box of breakfast cereal from the 24-hour Tesco supers...

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Instances of married men having a stroke in bed is on the rise

Funny story: Instances of married men having a stroke in bed is on the rise

Research showing a worrying rise in married 35-50 year old males has been published by members of a leading medical council. During the first 6 months of this year, there was a 20% increase in reports of men having had a stroke in bed, especially...

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Dr. Quigley: The Editor Apologises

Funny story: Dr. Quigley: The Editor Apologises

It is not often that we at The Spoof are victims of hoaxes, fraudulent behaviour or what the great unwashed call "scams", but in the case of so-called Dr. Quigley I feel it is behoven upon me to apologise for his sexually obsessed articles and gratuitous behaviour. The Spoof is a reputable news organ and we thoroughly research the material which we produce, and we vet our employees and their qu...

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Dr. Quigley Answers Couples' Fertility Questions

Funny story: Dr. Quigley Answers Couples' Fertility Questions

Dear Dr. Quigley My wife and I want to thank you so much for your help now that she has managed to give birth despite the fact that several years ago I was told I am completely sterile. Your treatment worked wonders and we are both happy that she didn't have to resort to IVF which can be a traumatic experience. A. Simpleton, Bangor. Mr. Simpleton, you don't have to thank me as it was my plea...

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Dr. Quigley Answers Gentlemen's Health Questions

Funny story: Dr. Quigley Answers Gentlemen's Health Questions

Dear Dr Quigley I suffer from recurrent migraines, but my GP always wants me to give a sample of semen whenever I see her, and she insists on helping me. Is this right? S. Perm-Donor, Balham. Lots of patients would love such personal service from their GP. It sounds like she is using the ancient Chinese practice of acuwankture to relieve your headaches and I am sure you feel much better afterw...

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Hospital Patient Describes a Stent Removal

Funny story: Hospital Patient Describes a Stent Removal

Wisconsin. (In a Hospital.) Young, sensitive, and naïve local resident, Wesley Jay, 20, had a kidney surgery last Spring during which doctors had to cut him open in order to remove a blood vessel that was wrapped around his ureter. It was a birth...

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Man Produced Fart That Lasted About 25 Seconds

Funny story: Man Produced Fart That Lasted About 25 Seconds

A teacher has told of how an enormous build-up of gas in his intestine led to him releasing a fart that lasted about 25 seconds. Moys Kenwood, 55, had been sitting at a computer, planning a lesson for about one hour, when he felt that he needed t...

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Dentist Does Pain Free Implants While Patient Waits

Funny story: Dentist Does Pain Free Implants While Patient Waits

A Bloomington, Minnesota masochist dentist, Hotep Whip, is offering obtuse faux patients the chance to sit in a waiting room and listen to actual patients screaming and writhing in agony while getting dental treatment. The cost for the faux patient...

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Epileptics to Get Cannabis on NHS

Funny story: Epileptics to Get Cannabis on NHS

In a groundbreaking ruling a government body has agreed that in rare cases epileptics can receive treatment for epilepsy with cannabis oil. We found epileptics rejoicing on the streets of London at the new ruling following The Home Office u-turn.

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Carnival Workers Fight Mandatory Shower Rule

BILLINGSGATE POST: While the average American male worker takes a daily shower or bath to refresh himself and also rid himself of pesty parasites, dangling dingle berries and pungent odors that might effect his love life deleteriously, carnival work...

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Staple Found In Chocolate Bun

Funny story: Staple Found In Chocolate Bun

A man in Battambang who was enjoying a cup of tea after his evening meal last night was shocked to find that the bun that he was eating along with his brew contained a foreign body - a staple. Moys Kenwood, 54, was halfway through the chocolate bu...

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Am I crazy, or am I lead deficient?

Funny story: Am I crazy, or am I lead deficient?

Tel Aviv IL: Pharmer Pharmaceuticals is drawing criticism over an alleged breakthrough psychiatric drug which is touted as a first in it's class. There are currently 3 groups of medications used for epilepsy, bipolar disorder, and schizophrenia. Amon...

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Elderly man sues weight loss program after losing fifteen pounds and three inches!

An elderly man from Louisburg, North Carolina has sued a well known weight loss program after losing fifteen pounds and three inches using their program. His suit is for reckless endangerment, false advertising and public humiliation. He appeared a...

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PANTS DOWN! Big Food Was Behind Invention of Stretch Denim

Funny story: PANTS DOWN! Big Food Was Behind Invention of Stretch Denim

If you're a blue-jeans-wearing kind of gal (or guy), then you're aware of the fashion revolution that is stretch denim – but what you may not know is that the research and development of stretch denim was funded by Big Food (namely, Nestle, McDonald'...

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Buddhism Rates Plummet as Result of Warning that Sitting Is the New Smoking

Funny story: Buddhism Rates Plummet as Result of Warning that Sitting Is the New Smoking

The number of practicing Buddhists in the United States has plummeted following issuance of the health alarm first sounded by the Mayo Clinic's Dr. James Levine that "sitting is the new smoking." Buddhism encourages a daily practice of meditation or...

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HARDCORE! Small Sector of Americans Remain Committed to Extreme Sports like Jogging and Power-Walking

Funny story: HARDCORE! Small Sector of Americans Remain Committed to Extreme Sports like Jogging and Power-Walking

Shrugging off warnings about heat exhaustion, dehydration, and running being hard on the joints, a small but committed sector of the American population continue to cling to their obsession with extreme sports, like jogging and power-walking. “It'...

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

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