Showing:

Funny satire stories about Health

Try another search?

Funny story: Nashville Woman Skyrockets Health with Morning Chocolate Smoothie

Nashville Woman Skyrockets Health with Morning Chocolate Smoothie

Sandra Larkin of Nashville, Tennessee, has exponentially upped her intake of greens, calcium and protein by incorporating a daily specialty smoothie into her morning routine. Larkin highly recommends her chocolate peanut butter smoothie to anyone int...

Read full story
Funny story: Man Executes Mosquito

Man Executes Mosquito

A man, sat minding his own business, and not being a bother to anybody, was the victim of a bloody attack last night, and was forced to carry out an execution. Moys Kenwood, 55, was sitting in his chair, typing out a spoof story on his telephone,...

Read full story
Funny story: Bread Was Mouldy

Bread Was Mouldy

A loaf of bread that had been stored in a bread bin and forgotten about for two weeks, had turned 'mouldy', it's been revealed. The bread, which was an 800g medium-sliced Granary loaf, had been purchased on or around Saturday, 4 May, at Tesco, and...

Read full story
Funny story: Woman's Overweight Friends Worry that She Might Be Getting a Little Too Fat

Woman's Overweight Friends Worry that She Might Be Getting a Little Too Fat

Concerned friends of Nanette Harper of Nashville, Tennessee, started to worry that Nanette had exceeded the extra 30 to 40 pounds that they all comfortably carry, and might be getting a little too fat. "It's a delicate subject, and you don't want...

Read full story
Funny story: Man Is Eating More Rice Than He Used To

Man Is Eating More Rice Than He Used To

After years of thinking of rice as a bland, almost-tasteless part of a meal, one man has found that he now has a keen enthusiasm for it, and eats it at least three times in every seven-day period. Moys Kenwood, 55, once thought of rice as a sticky...

Read full story
Funny story: Hospital Was Full Of People Who Were 'Not Well'

Hospital Was Full Of People Who Were 'Not Well'

News is just now emerging of what witnesses are describing as "a scene from a disaster movie" in a regional hospital last Wednesday morning, after a local man who turned up for a routine outpatient appointment claimed: "It was absolute chaos! Ther...

Read full story
Funny story: Carbs Sue Keto Doctor for Slander

Carbs Sue Keto Doctor for Slander

In a groundbreaking nutritional proceeding, carbohydrates have filed a class action lawsuit against Dr. David Flesch, outspoken proponent of the fad ketogenic or "keto" diet, for slander. Specifically, the starches allege that Dr. Flesch, who promote...

Read full story
Funny story: The Dangers of Sucking Disco Balls

The Dangers of Sucking Disco Balls

A disco ball is a roughly spherical object that reflects light directed at it in many directions, producing a complex display. What are now usually called "disco balls" were first widely used in nightclubs in the 1920s. (source: Wikipedia - Disco bal...

Read full story
Funny story: Living by Anti-Zen Principles

Living by Anti-Zen Principles

In the ongoing culture war, authoritarian nationalists continue to lose ground every second of the day. Diverse, well-adjusted human beings are living their lives as true to themselves as they can, all the while pursuing interests which are geared to...

Read full story
Funny story: Drug Company Introduces Roundup-Ready Aspirin

Drug Company Introduces Roundup-Ready Aspirin

Appealing to gardeners and parents alike, an international drug company recently introduced its new "Roundup-ready" baby aspirin, which will not only reduce the risk of clot-related strokes in those who take it, but will also provide protection again...

Read full story
Funny story: Hospital Patients Willing to Stop Treatment To Watch Avengers Endgame

Hospital Patients Willing to Stop Treatment To Watch Avengers Endgame

There are 16,500 hospitals around the world according to Cybermetrics Lab. Apparently, due to the fact that the Avengers franchise have created such a massive cult, 70% hospitals around the world had to stop their treatments, operations, medical supp...

Read full story
Funny story: Do It Yourself Health Care - Yes, It Has Come To That.

Do It Yourself Health Care - Yes, It Has Come To That.

In our modern, stressful world paying for healthcare we often get burned The pursuit of our happiness and health usually means needing a lot of wealth Hospitals, drugs and nursing care can rip our poor bank accounts bare But, fear not, there is...

Read full story
Funny story: New Study Says Breathing Will Help You Live Longer

New Study Says Breathing Will Help You Live Longer

For ages, man, as in the species not some random guy, has sought the fountain of youth. They found it in one of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, but it was the bad one that no one saw, so people have no idea where they found it. But now scient...

Read full story
Funny story: With a Song in His Heart, Cardiac Patient Can't Stop Singing

With a Song in His Heart, Cardiac Patient Can't Stop Singing

Scene: The ER room at a large hospital in San Francisco. [Nurse] Doctor, the next patient is elderly, a bit barmy. He's a has-been, washed up, third-rate pop tune singer from the '40s and '50s who is very difficult to communicate with. [Doctor]...

Read full story
Funny story: Fad Dieter Disappointed to Learn that Fasting Just Means Not Eating

Fad Dieter Disappointed to Learn that Fasting Just Means Not Eating

Health-conscious Krista Martin of Charleston, South Carolina, was intrigued by all the chatter in health clubs regarding the supposed benefits of water fasting, until, to her disappointment, she learned that “fasting” simply meant not eating. “Tal...

Read full story
Funny story: Faint of Heart Finally Find a Hobby

Faint of Heart Finally Find a Hobby

Fed up with being warned off interesting-sounding activities like online dating, race car driving and the Peace Corps, millions of Americans identifying as “faint of heart” have finally found a new hobby: water fasting, which involves abstaining from...

Read full story
Funny story: Trump And Hamburgers And Delusional People

Trump And Hamburgers And Delusional People

There is living proof, as witnessed by Donald Trump’s behavior, that a diet of hourly hamburgers and diet Coke, (apologies to the Cola company) can make one delusional. Though Trump in no way resembles the hamburger-eating character of the POPEYE...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more