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Dentist Does Pain Free Implants While Patient Waits

Funny story: Dentist Does Pain Free Implants While Patient Waits

A Bloomington, Minnesota masochist dentist, Hotep Whip, is offering obtuse faux patients the chance to sit in a waiting room and listen to actual patients screaming and writhing in agony while getting dental treatment. The cost for the faux patient...

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Epileptics to Get Cannabis on NHS

Funny story: Epileptics to Get Cannabis on NHS

In a groundbreaking ruling a government body has agreed that in rare cases epileptics can receive treatment for epilepsy with cannabis oil. We found epileptics rejoicing on the streets of London at the new ruling following The Home Office u-turn.

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Carnival Workers Fight Mandatory Shower Rule

BILLINGSGATE POST: While the average American male worker takes a daily shower or bath to refresh himself and also rid himself of pesty parasites, dangling dingle berries and pungent odors that might effect his love life deleteriously, carnival work...

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Staple Found In Chocolate Bun

Funny story: Staple Found In Chocolate Bun

A man in Battambang who was enjoying a cup of tea after his evening meal last night was shocked to find that the bun that he was eating along with his brew contained a foreign body - a staple. Moys Kenwood, 54, was halfway through the chocolate bu...

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Am I crazy, or am I lead deficient?

Funny story: Am I crazy, or am I lead deficient?

Tel Aviv IL: Pharmer Pharmaceuticals is drawing criticism over an alleged breakthrough psychiatric drug which is touted as a first in it's class. There are currently 3 groups of medications used for epilepsy, bipolar disorder, and schizophrenia. Amon...

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Elderly man sues weight loss program after losing fifteen pounds and three inches!

An elderly man from Louisburg, North Carolina has sued a well known weight loss program after losing fifteen pounds and three inches using their program. His suit is for reckless endangerment, false advertising and public humiliation. He appeared a...

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PANTS DOWN! Big Food Was Behind Invention of Stretch Denim

Funny story: PANTS DOWN! Big Food Was Behind Invention of Stretch Denim

If you're a blue-jeans-wearing kind of gal (or guy), then you're aware of the fashion revolution that is stretch denim – but what you may not know is that the research and development of stretch denim was funded by Big Food (namely, Nestle, McDonald'...

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Buddhism Rates Plummet as Result of Warning that Sitting Is the New Smoking

Funny story: Buddhism Rates Plummet as Result of Warning that Sitting Is the New Smoking

The number of practicing Buddhists in the United States has plummeted following issuance of the health alarm first sounded by the Mayo Clinic's Dr. James Levine that "sitting is the new smoking." Buddhism encourages a daily practice of meditation or...

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HARDCORE! Small Sector of Americans Remain Committed to Extreme Sports like Jogging and Power-Walking

Funny story: HARDCORE! Small Sector of Americans Remain Committed to Extreme Sports like Jogging and Power-Walking

Shrugging off warnings about heat exhaustion, dehydration, and running being hard on the joints, a small but committed sector of the American population continue to cling to their obsession with extreme sports, like jogging and power-walking. “It'...

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Portland Woman Finds Pumpkin Seeds a Beneficial Addition to Her Diet

Funny story: Portland Woman Finds Pumpkin Seeds a Beneficial Addition to Her Diet

Interested in improving her health, Loretta Vincent of Portland, Oregon, recently incorporated pumpkin seeds into her diet - and she couldn't be more pleased with the results. With a wide variety of nutrients ranging from magnesium and manganese t...

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Tapeworm World Record Smashed!

Funny story: Tapeworm World Record Smashed!

There were celebrations across the Korean peninsula last night when news broke that a new world record for the length of a tapeworm had been set. The old record which had stood for 140 years - the previous best of 89 metres was set in 1878 - was s...

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New Study Reports that People Aren't Eating Nearly Enough Seaweed

Funny story: New Study Reports that People Aren't Eating Nearly Enough Seaweed

A new study recently published by the Joint Center for Nutrition and Oceanics recently reported that people aren't eating nearly enough seaweed. “It's alarming,” stated JCNO Director John Griebel. “We'd assumed that most Americans were consuming s...

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Charleston Woman Finds Success with Intermittent Fasting Between Meals

Funny story: Charleston Woman Finds Success with Intermittent Fasting Between Meals

After years of yo-yo dieting and struggling with her weight, 28-year-old Kendra Burke of Charleston, South Carolina, says that she's found success with intermittent fasting between meals. Intermittent fasting, currently one of the world's most pop...

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Man Astonished By Amount Of Dust That Came Off His Mat

Funny story: Man Astonished By Amount Of Dust That Came Off His Mat

An Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok, has revealed the incredulousness he felt at the amount of dust present on his doormat when he shook it out yesterday. Originally from Hull in East Yorkshire, Moys Kenwood told of his 'shock and...

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Man Finds Cockroach In Strawberry Yoghurt

Funny story: Man Finds Cockroach In Strawberry Yoghurt

A man in the Thai capital of Bangkok has related how he found something he hadn't expected in his morning pot of strawberry yoghurt. Moys Kenwood, 48, originally from Hull in East Yorkshire, bought the 'healthy-bacterial' treat from the Tang Hua S...

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Diarrhoea And Sickness - The Benefits

Funny story: Diarrhoea And Sickness - The Benefits

It's happened to all of us at some time or other - a screaming outbreak of diarrhoea and sickness after a seemingly pleasant night out around the town, or, if you're completely out of luck, during one. Terrible, isn't it? Diarrbolical, some might say. But it's not all bab news, and many people fail to recognise the hidden benefits of a bout of d and s. First, for example, there's the oppo...

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Blood Money? Joe Rogan Begins Selling His Blood to Nutrition Supplement Company GNC

Funny story: Blood Money? Joe Rogan Begins Selling His Blood to Nutrition Supplement Company GNC

Stand-up comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan recently began selling his own blood – not because he's fallen on hard times, but as part of a new and highly profitable partnership with health supplement company GNC. The joint venture with GNC seemed...

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Religious Leaders Threaten to Impeach God if He Doesn't Do a Better Job of Ruling the Planet

Funny story: Religious Leaders Threaten to Impeach God if He Doesn't Do a Better Job of Ruling the Planet

His purportedly eternal tenure notwithstanding, God may be at risk of losing His job as ruler of the planet, say religious leaders, who have threatened to impeach Him if they don't see a marked improvement in His performance. Environmentally progr...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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