Pre-diabetes Is Not A Disease And Aging is not a Disease says Alternative Medine Guru

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 24 July 2022

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The scandal of it all.

Danny the Hollywood Diet Guru, with the curly hair, ever youthful skin, and gym physique, had to mention in his new book, 'Diet Guru to the Stars' - one of the big Frauds in Medicine. "I just had to," he said. "The scandal of it all."

Danny explained that since 2003, when the American Diabetes Association started hyping Pre-diabetes - (being the Do-gooder doctors they are)-there has been a huge explosion of things to buy to stop Pre-diabetes.

You can buy Pre-diabetes vitamin, expensive low carb food, Pre-diabetes herbal remedies, Pre-diabetes cookbooks, etc., etc.
No Pre-diabetes Pepsi so far.

Diabetes is a recognized medical Disease, Pre-diabetes is not.

It is a physical Condition, that in 25% of cases leads to Diabetes, but in 75% of cases does not. It depends if you eat sensibly and do light exercise such as walking. Do very littele and you are still in the 75% group.

But it causes lots of visits to the doctor's office for Check-ups and blood tests, etc. A Cash Cow condition - so to speak.

After all the Doctor has kids to put through college and it ain't cheap.

But it sure is a great Marketing Tool with many products-to make many Millions of dollars-off of people's Fears... a retail gold mine.

If pre-diabetes is a medical condition - then the Elderly have a medical condition called the pre-death Condition-that is 100% fatal.

Just shows how silly Medicine has gotten.

As PT Barnum said- there is a Sucker born every minute, and for the Pre-diabetic Industry it seems to be true.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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