A business "mind training" course using a newly developed drug has been set up at the Hiram Abiff Medical Research Unit in Bristol UK.
It promises to 'help' people who aspire to the legal and other professions including banking where institutionalized violence against one's fellow man is de rigeur. Many have found the fulfilment of their duties in these professions difficult at times. This course will banish all their worries.
The intensive course promises its students the "complete removal of what is called "conscience" or any possibility of doubt concerning what is commonly viewed as "unethical behaviour"".
This, it is claimed, "will lead to greater personal liberty, autonomy and efficiency which will be a welcome boost to business and the economy".
Said Dr. Rob Pike who devised the program:
"We are simply inundated with enquiries from many professions, legal mostly, barristers, judges and the like; but which also include the media, finance, the armed forces, MI6 and so on. The media are particularly interested and many journalists and editors have already signed up. It has been most encouraging. Our books are full for years in advance and we are currently looking to get government to finance the building of proper training centres to take care of the overload. We are very excited. I have been liaising closely with the U.S. administration who are very keen indeed."
Adam Crowley, chairman of Halsbury's Law Exchange that overseers advances in the administration of law said: "This could be the breakthrough we have all be waiting for since the halcyon days of the Nuremberg Trials."
