The New Disease: Long Obesity - Do You Have It?

Funny story written by UncleDale

Saturday, 28 January 2023

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If I pull really hard, it's not so bad.

Medicine has announced a new disease Long Obesity.

They expect to make a lot of money treating it.

There has always been Obesity, about 10% of the human raced inherit Obesity genes. Most get obese from years of overeating.

Human society has always had Diabetes also.

But now two thirds of us have Pre - diabetes and it has proved very lucrative for doctors and hospitals. (All hospitals are now for - Profit).

This is phenomenon know as 'Disease Creep'.

When there are not enough Diabetics to make a lot of money - treat "Pre - Diabetes". (Not recognized as a medical condition.)

Doctors treat Pre - Diabetes and Pre - High Blood Pressure and now there is a huge financial opportunity to treat Long Obesity.

Long Obesity happens when people overeat and don't exercise.

Medicine will treat this with Drugs - not Diet and Exercise (which are Unscientific) - (And unprofitable).

No doctor employs a Nutritionist - no profit in it.

Drugs are the way to go.

So - Who knows what the new pre - Disease is after this one?

Maybe Pre - Alzheimer’s. (Do you forget things at times?)


The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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