The More Sex - the Better is Your Brain Health - New Study

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 24 January 2023

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Goal for 2023: have sex 2018 times.

A recent British study at CCN Online reported the more Sex a man had the better his Brain functioned.

British scientists strapped Activity Monitors on the thighs of 4, 500 men and Sex beat out Bicycling as the best activity for Brain Health.

Young men should relay these findings to their girlfriends.

They don't selfishly want Sex - they need it, so they don't get Alzheimer’s.

The ideal is three times a day but many Men can't do this due to work - so once a day or every other day is also good.

There were indications that a Sex with two females at the same time gave twice the Benefits.

Wives and Girlfriends can easily understand the medical necessity for frequent Sex and should have no trouble adjusting to this new scientific information.

Do they want husbands or boyfriends to suffer Brain Damage?

Intense activity for 10 minutes or more(a Quickie) is also beneficial for those having a busy schedule.

No Man should have to suffer Cognitive Decline - says the scientists at the Viagra Foundation - who did the study.

(Article by the Viagra Writer Bot - Dick)

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